1. If your name is Geraldine, or if you are not yet past 37 years of age, or "If lollypops grow on butternut trees And godgillies ride on the galloping breeze"— sign your name anywhere on your paper. Then, if you have signed your name, never mind the second paragraph, but skip to the third. 2. Rub out your name and write the name of the first president of the United States in its stead. Then take the remaining paragraph. 3. Write your name again in some other part of your paper and hand it in. |