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Leathery People

(From Mandan Daily Pioneer.)

High Grade Bags for men and women of extra quality leather.

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Make It Two, Please

(From the Michigan Daily.)

WANTED—Room from Thursday to Monday with woman student.

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Especially in Edgetown

(From the Momence Progress.)

A box social will be hell at the Edgetown School District No. 37, on Saturday.

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Is She Entertaining This Winter?

(From the Dixon, Ill., Telegraph.)

Found—Brown fur collar. Owner can have same by paying for ad and calling on Mrs. William Greig.

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Engaged Couples Preferred

(From the Oak Parker, Ill.)

For Rent—Furnished front room; warm and sunny; twin beds; new house; to persons engaged; references. Call after 4 p.m.

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Just a Rehearsal

(From the Elgin News.)

Mr. and Mrs. Pierce left immediately on a short honeymoon trip. The “real” honeymoon trip is soon to be made, into various parts of Virginia.

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My Daughter, O My Daughter!

(From the Indianapolis Star.)

WOODRUFF PLACE, 571 E. Drive. Room and board; modern, home privileges; gentleman preferred. Daughter wishes congenial roommate. Woodruff 6110.

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With Best Regards

(From the Lancaster, Wis., Teller.)

The low-down, scurvy halfbreed that swiped our log chain from the bridge where we were working does not need to bring it back, as we have another one, but if there is a hell for dogs I hope he gets a seat in the front row with my compliments.

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A Few More Want Ads

WANTED—Man to work in dog kennel; $12 a week; sleep in or out.—Pittsburg Post.

WANTED—Good home for young lady who requires very little attention at night.—New Orleans Times-Picayune.

FOR SALE—About 100 year old chickens.—Waterloo (Ia.) Courier.

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Pitiless Publicity

(From the Mount Vernon Argus.)

—W. Harshbarger, of Pleasantville, is the guest of Mrs. A. E. Blackman, of North Fulton Ave.

—A. E. Blackman is away on a hunting trip.

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A Model Husband

There is a man who never drinks,
Nor chews, nor smokes, nor swears;
Who never gambles, never flirts,
And shuns all sinful snares.
He’s paralyzed.
There is a man who never does
A thing that is not right;
His wife can tell just where he is
Morning, noon and night.
He’s dead.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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