A goodly Interlude of Nature, compiled by CHAPLAIN TO THE RIGHT REVEREND FATHER IN GOD SOMETIME CARDINAL AND ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY The Names of the Players:
Cum Privilegio NATURE First cometh in Mundus, and sitteth down, and saith nothing; and with him Worldly Affection, bearing a gown and cap and a girdle for Man. Then cometh in Nature, Man, Reason, and Innocency; and Nature sitteth down and saith. Nature. Th' almighty God that made each creature, As well in heaven as other place earthly, By His wise ordinance hath purveyed me, Nature, To be as minister, under Him immediately, For th' encheson that I should, perpetually, His creatures in such degree maintain As it hath pleased His grace for them to ordain. To me it longeth, by natural engendure, Thing to continue that hath spirit of life; Which, nor were my help, should never endure, But suddenly perish and wax all caitiff. Atwixt th' elements, that whilom were at strife, I have suaged the old repugnance And knit them together, in manner of alliance. Eke, I have ordained the goddess Diane, Lady of the sea and every fresh fountain, And waxeth abundant when she creaseth again. Of ebb and flood she is cause certain; And reigneth, as princess, in every isle and town That with the sea is compassed environ. I am causer of such impression As appeareth wondrous to man's sight: As of flames that, from the starry region, Seemeth to fall in times of the night; Some shoot sidelong, and some down right: Which causeth the ignorant to stand in dread That stars do fall, yet falleth there none indeed. What needeth it to speak of things here below? As fowls, beasts, and fishes in their kind; Of trees, herbs, and stones, how they grow. In which, men sundry and many virtuous find One thing, be ye sure, and think it in your mind: No manner creature may take on him the cure Of these works, but only I, Nature. And, plainly, there is in earth no manner thing That is not partner of my influence; I do provide, for every beast living, Of natural food always sufficience; And give them, also, a manner of prudence Whereby they may naturally ensue Thing that is delectable, and th' other eschew. Who taught the cock his watch hours to observe, And sing of courage with shrill throat on high? Who taught the pelican her tender heart to carve Who taught the nightingale to record, busily, Her strange entunes in silence of the night? Certes! I, Nature, and none other wight. But if that I should clepe to memory Each strange effect, and every great marvel That I have caused, I ensure you faithfully That rather time than process should me fail. It were your pain, and to me but travail All such matters as now to bring in place; Wherefore, I let pass them till other time and space. But, if ye covet now to know th' effect Of things natural, by true conclusion, Counsel with Aristotle, my philosopher elect; Which hath left in books of his tradition How every thing, by heavenly constellation, Is brought to effect; and, in what manner wise, As far as man's wit may naturally comprise. Wherefore, sith God, of His great largesse Hath thus enriched me with dower of His grace, And made me, as who saith, a worldly goddess, Of duty I can no less do in this case But with heart's joy and entire solace Myself address to do His high pleasures, And to this same move all other creatures. Enforce you, therefore, His creatures each one To honour your Maker with humble obeisance— Namely, thou man! I speak to thee alone Before all other, as chief of His creance. Think how He hath made thee this semblance; Pluck up thine heart, and hold thine head upright; And evermore have heaven in thy sight. Among all other his fables and poesies Maketh special mention of thy creation; Showing how God wondrously gan devise When He thee made, and gave to thee th' emprise Of all this world, and feoffed thee with all As chief possessioner of things mortal. In token whereof He gave thee upright visage; And gave thee in commandment to lift thine eye Up toward heaven, only for that usage Thou shouldest know Him for thy Lord Almighty, All other beasts as things unworthy; To behold th' earth with grovelling countenance; And be subdued to thine obeisance. But, as touching the cause specially Wherefore I have ordained thee this night to appear, It is to put thee in knowledge and memory To what intent thou art ordained to be here. I let thee wit thou art a passenger That hast to do a great and long voyage, And through the world must be thy passage. Address thyself now towards this journey; For, as now thou shalt no longer here abide, Lo! here Reason to govern thee in thy way, And Sensuality upon thine other side. But Reason I depute to be thy chief guide, With Innocency that is thy tender nourice; Evermore to wean thee from th' appetite of vice. Man. O Lord of Lords, my Lord God immortal! To Thee be honour and joy ever to endure; Whose heavenly empire shall never be final, Whom heaven and hell and earthly creature, With one assent, and all with one accord, Honoureth, praiseth, and knowledgeth for their Lord. To Thee mine head I humbly incline, Thanking Thy grace that first hast ordained me To be as a silly creature of Thine; And, after that, of Thy great bounty Thou hast me set in sovereign degree, And given me the profits of every earthly thing, As well of fruits as of beasts living; And that, that is also most precious, Thou hast me inspired with heavenly wisdom, Whereby I may do works marvellous. In every place, wheresoever I come, Of each perfection Thy grace hath lent me some; So that I know that creature nowhere Of whose virtue I am not partner. I have, as hath each other element Among other in this world, a common being; With herbs and trees continual nourishment That is sufficient to natural living; With sensual beasts I have a manner of knowing Whereby I should in good things delight, And flee the contrary of mine appetite. And, over all this, Thou hast given me virtue Surmounting all other in high perfection: That is, understanding, whereby I may aview And well discern what is to be done; Yet, for all that, have I free election [To] do what I will, be it evil or well; And am put in the hand of mine own counsel. And, in this point, I am half angelic; Unto Thy heavenly spirits almost egal; Albeit in some part I be to them unlike. And I, wretched body! shall have my funeral When it pleaseth Thy grace so to provide: Man is not ordained alway here to abide. Wherefore, unto Thy sovereign and high estate, Most heavenly prince! I make mine orison Sith it hath pleased Thy noble grace algate That I, unworthy of so great renown, In this world shall have possession: Thou give me grace myself to enure As may me profit, and be to Thy pleasure. Nature. God hath heard thy prayer, Mankind, no doubt, In all thy requests and right full petition. Now, forth thy journey! and look well about That thou be not deceived by false prodition. Let Reason thee govern in every condition; For, if thou do not to his rule incline, It will be to thy great mischief and ruin. I wot well Sensuality is to thee natural, And granted to thee in thy first creation. But, notwithstanding, it ought to be over all Subdued to Reason, and under his tuition. Thou hast now liberty, and needest no main-mission; And, if thou aband thee to passions sensual, Farewell thy liberty! thou shalt wax thrall. Sensuality. What, lady Nature! have I none intress As well as Reason or Innocency? Think ye this, lady! a good process That they are advanced and I let go by? Ye know right well that I ought naturally, Before all other, to have of him the cure: I am the chief perfection of his nature. Or, how should it live nor were the help of me? Certes! it could not well creep nor go; At the leastwise it should neither feel here nor see, But be as other insensate bodies be; In much worse case than worms of the ground In which unneth any token of life is found. Meseemeth it should abhor him for to hear That I destrained should be in any wise, Standing that I was create to be his fere; Of all his guiding to take the enterprise: And now ye put me out of his service, And have assigned Reason to be his guide— With Innocency, his nourice, thus am I set aside. Ye clepe him lord of all beasts living; And nothing worthy, as far as I can see. For, if there be in him no manner of feeling, Nor no lively quickness, what lord is he? A lord made of clouts, or carved out of tree; And fareth as an image graved out of stone That nothing else can do but stand alone. If ye intend him to continue long In honour, or worldly felicity, He must needs follow his appetite among; And conform himself to the more part. I tell you men will have no dinty To do service or homage to a block: All the world will think it but a mock. Suffer me, therefore, to have with him a room, And to be with him as chief counsell[or]; And if he do so, I think to doom He shall reign in the world as chief governor. But, if Reason tickle him in the ear, He shall never be able to do earthly good. Nat. My friend! as I said to you before, A room shall ye have: no man saith nay; But Reason must be preferred evermore. For he can best lead him to the way Of virtue and grace, whereby he may Longest continue to God's high pleasure; To the which end God hath ordained this His creature. Content thyself now with Reason, my friend! And meddle thee no further than thou hast to do. Thou has brought many a man to a wretched end And so thou wouldst spoil His creature also. But whatsoever he say take no heed thereto Without that Reason will allow the same; For whoso doth the contrary deserveth much blame. God and I, Nature, have set thee in better case Than any creature under the firmament. Abuse not, Man! abuse not thy grace Of God Almighty that from above is sent! Thou shalt be the first that shall repent If ever thou flee Reason and sue folly, When once thou feelest the smart of misery. But, be of comfort! hardely God shall send Both ghostly aid and worldly help also; And I shall never fail, unto thy life's end, To minister unto thee as me oweth to do. Lo! yonder the world which thou must needs to: Now, shape thee thither; there is no more to say— Thy Lord and mine guide thee in thy way! [Then Nature goeth out. Sen. Well, lady Nature! leave ye me in this case? Shall I have of you none other comfort? By Christ! yet will I not hide my face; For, as soon as we shall to the world resort, I put no doubt he will me support. He hath been my good master many a day; And he will not see me thus cast away. Rea. Siker thyself, man! I advise thee hardely. Be not so passionate, nor yet so furious; Thou tormentest thyself and wottest not why. No well-advised body will demean him thus; Be sure thy mind is all erroneous; Thou takest a self will and wrong opinion Which shall be thine and others confusion. Sen. Yea, Reason! sir, ye speak like a noble man; But yet are ye taken with a point oversight. What, would ye make me stand as a lurdan, And not speak one word for mine own right? I see it well that if your lordship might, By means possible, once bring it about Yourself should be a ruler, and I but a cast-out. Rea. A ruler? certes! and so I ought to be; And a lord also, though ye say it in scorn. Sens. A lord! whose lord? Rea. Thy lord. Sens. Nay, so mote I thee! Thou liest! it may no longer be forborne; Thou camest but to-night and mayst hap go to-morn. For, if thou be as haughty as thou beginnest, Thou shalt avoid much sooner than thou weenest. Rea. As for mine avoidance, how soon soever it be, It shall not skill as for this intent; But he that first fleeth or forsaketh me He shall have greatest occasion to repent. It shall be to his great trouble and torment That he hath left Reason, and sued his own folly, That thereby is fallen to wretched penury. But now, as touching the honour and degree That I am ordained to, I will thou understand That Almighty God, of His grace and bounty, Of thee and such hath given me the overhand; And will that I use thee as a servant, To advise thee and reform thee when thou ginst to err; And to clepe thee homeward if thou rail too far. And, where thou sayst thou art so necessary That man without thee can have no living, As in that point we shall not much vary: I wot thou art necessary to his being. But, be thou sure that is not the very thing That maketh him to appear so wondrous; And to be, in his nature, so noble and precious. It is a thing that doth right far exceed All other perfections and virtues natural. For sensuality, in very deed, Is but a mean which causeth him to fall Into much folly, and maketh him bestial; So that there is no difference, in that at the least, Betwixt man and an unreasonable beast. But this other cometh of great tenderance And spiritual love that God oweth to mankind, Whom He hath created to His own semblance; And endued with a wondrous mind Sufficient difference betwixt good and bad: Which is to be left, and which is to be had. Lo! this is it that doth him dignify; And causeth him to be reputed so excellent. And of all this the chief doer am I, Which from Heaven into earth by God am sent, Only for that cause and final intent That I should this, His creature, demean and guide For the season that he doth in this world abide. Now, compare thy virtues and mine together, And say which is the worthier of them two. Sens. Which is the worthier? forsooth! I trow neither; We be good fellows. Rea. Nay, my friend, not so! Thou ought to obey me wheresoever I go. Sens. Nay! that shall I never do; for, to-day I shall thy fellow be, look thou never so high. And, therefore, hardely be somewhat fellow-like; Leave thy haut conceits, and take a meetly way. For shame of the world, man! let us not stick At a matter of right nought, and traverse here all day. Have me in few words, man! and hark what I say: Meddle thou in no point that belongeth to me, And I shall promise thee never to meddle with thee. And, standing the nonage of this gentleman, On my peril take no care therefore. I shall demean it as well as I can Till he be passed forty years and more; And Reason then, if ye will undershore Then take upon you: I hold me content. For, trust ye me! the very truth is this: This man is put in his own liberty; And, certainly, the free choice is his Whether he will be governed by thee or by me. Let us, therefore, put it to his own jeopardy, And therein stand to his arbitrament To which of us twain he had liefer assent. Rea. Nay, sir, not so! I know his frailty; The body is disposed for to fall Rather to the worse than the better part; But it be holpen by power supernal. Sens. Yet, Reason! when thou hast said all, If thou see him not take his own way, Call me cut when thou meetest me another day. Rea. For certain yet, according to mine office, I must advertise and counsel him, at the least, To haunt virtue and 'schew all vice; And therein assist him to the uttermost; And if he will algates be a beast, And take none heed to my lore and doctrine, The peril and hurt shall be his, not mine. Inno. Sirs! I shall answer for this man, as yet That he is maiden for all such folly As should disdain nature, or dishonour it. Brought up with me, full well and tenderly, Wherefore I dare the surelier testify For Innocency, that he is yet virgin, Both for deed and eke consent of sin. And longer will not I be of his acquaintance Than he is virtuous, and of good living; For, fleshly lust and worldly pleasance Is, with Innocency, nothing according. Be of such draught as reason will allow, I shall him favour and love, as I do now. Sens. Well spoken and wisely! now have ye all done? Or, have ye ought else to this man to say? Rea. O, sir, yea! Sens. Peace, no more of this disputation! Here be many fantasies to drive forth the day; That one chattereth like a pie; that other like a jay; And yet, when they both have done what they can, Maugre their teeth, I shall rule the man. Man. O, blessed Lord! what manner strife is this Atwixt my reason and sensuality, That one meaneth well, and that other all amiss. In one is sikerness, and in tother great frailty; And both they be so annexed to me That needest I must with one of them abide. Lord, as Thou thinkest best for me, do provide! For, I am wondrously entriked in this case, And almost brought into perplexity; Notwithstanding, thanked be Thy grace, As I did never assent, nor agree To things that should be contrarious unto Thee; Of sinful deed and thought all innocent, Subdued to Reason as his obedient. Rea. Christ grant you therein good continuance! To be ever of the same mind and intent. But now, will ye call to your remembrance For what cause ye be hither sent? I hold it well done, and right expedient That ye were brought unto the world's presence. Man. Be it so! in God's name I pray you go we hence! Rea. And will ye that I shall for you declare Unto the world the cause of your coming, What is your intent, and what person ye are? Man. Yea! I would be glad that everything Be done even after your devising. Sens. Shall I then stand as I were tongue-tied? Man. Yea, hardely! till Reason have said. Rea. Sir World! it is the mind and also pleasure Of lady Nature, as she bade us to you tell, That ye accept and receive this her creature With you, for a season here to dwell; Desiring you heartily to entreat him well, With all the favour that ye can devise; Wherein ye shall do her great pleasure and service. The World. Sirs! ye be welcome to us heartily. Your message is to us right acceptable. Be ye assured there is nothing earthly To us so joyful, nor yet so delectable, As to be acquainted with persons honourable; Namely, such as ye seem to be, Men of high honour and of great dignity. And, as touching the message that ye have brought, Have thereof the full mind and intent; Assuring you that our busy thought Shall be to do dame Nature's commandment. And, thereunto, we will be diligent To do her pleasures in that we may; And so we would ye should to her say. And where ye show unto me that this man Is ordained to reign here, in this empery I assent well; for, or nature began To ordain man therein to occupy; He to take upon him as mighty governor, Having all things subdued to his power. Wherefore, I receive greatly his coming. Mankind, sir, heartily welcome ye be! Ye are the person, without feigning, That I have evermore desired to see: Come! let me kiss you. O, benedicite! Ye be all naked! alas, man! why thus? I make you sure it is right perilous. Man. I thank you; but I need none other vesture; Nature hath clothed me as yet sufficiently. Guiltless of sin, and as a maiden pure, I wear on me the garment of innocency. Inno. Yea, hardely wear that garment continually: It shall thy body sufficiently safeguard From stormy weather, my life to jeopard. The World. Be peace, fair woman! ye are not very wise; Care ye not if this body take cold? Ye must consider this is not paradise, Nor yet so temperate by a thousandfold. Whoso liveth here, be he young or old, He must suffer both fervent cold and heat; And be out of temperance oft time in his diet. Also, he must needs do as the world doth That intendeth any while here to reign; And follow the guise that now-a-day goeth, As far as his estate may it maintain. And who doth the contrary—I will be plain— He is abject and despised utterly; And standeth ever banished from all good company. To dwell here in this earthly region, Of convenience he must himself apply To worldly things; and be of such condition As all men be; and leave each fond opinion That is not approvable of wiser men than he; To take such way it is but vanity. Take this garment! man, do as I you bid! Be not ashamed hardely to do it on. So, lo! now this girdle have gird it in the mid; And this for your head go set it upon: By the charge of me! you be a goodly one As ever I saw sith that I was born; Worth a thousand that ye were beforne. Give me your hand! be not in fear! Sit down as ye are born to occupy this place! I give you here authority and power Over all thing that conceived is, in the space Of all the earth that round is in compass, To be as lord of every region; And, thereof, I give you peaceable possession. Man. Blessed be Thou, my Lord, most bounteous! That of Thy great abundant charity Me, Thy wretched creature, hast honoured thus With natural gifts and worldly dignity. Now, I beseech Thee, for Thy great pity, Sith Thou hast set me in so noble way, Suffer me not hereafter wretchedly to decay. For, certes! it is mine heart's desire So to demean me in this life present As may be most unto Thy pleasure, And unto nature not disconvenient. This is my will and my chief intent; This will I observe, Thy grace to borrow, Though I, therefore, suffer much worldly sorrow. Rea. Forsooth! these words be greatly to allow If they from meek and lowly heart proceed. Now, Mankind, sith thou hast made this vow, Shape thee, thereafter, thy life to lead; And let thy word be cousin to thy deed: That is to say, do thou none otherwise Than thou here openly to God dost promise. Inno. Yea, sir! and ever look that ye abstain, Not only from deed, but also from the assent; See that ye commit neither of them twain If ye will observe the high commandment. For, surely ye may not be cleped innocent, Nor guiltless of sin, as far as I can find, If once ye assent to folly in your mind. Mun. This is an hard word, sister, that ye have spoken; An hard word, surely, and an heavy sentence! But think ye God's commandment broken For a light trifle and matter of insolence? Alas! have ye such a spiced conscience That will be entriked with every merry thought? Leave it, woman! leave it! For it is nought. [Loquitur ad ho[minem]. And man! as for you, ye shall not take that way; That manner of observance is too hard and strait. Ye must attempt the world; and, therein assay Whether ye can live after that endrait. These two folk harp both on refrait; And ever enbusieth them to rebuke you of sin That never was spotted, nor found guilty therein. Take no heed of them! their words be but wind; And, as for this time, I command them to silence. And let us see now how prately ye can find, By sage policy and worldly prudence, To maintain the state, in honour and reverence, That ye shall be in while ye in the world dwell. Speak of this matter and ponder it well! First, meseemeth necessary to provide What manner folks your servants shall be; For, surely, ye are nothing accompanied According to a man of your degree: Ye have here with you two persons or three That pleaseth you happily, in the best wise; Yet it appeareth not so to every man's guise. What man is this? Man. Reason, sir! my chief counsellor; And this Innocency, my nourice hitherto; And Sensuality that other, by whom I have power To do as all sensate beasts do. But Reason and Innocency, chiefly these two, Have the whole rule and governy of me; To whom eke is subdued my Sensuality. Sens. For certain, sir! Reason hath done me wrong; More than ever he shall be able to recompense. God knoweth, sir! I thought the season very long Till we were brought unto your presence. But now, I pray you to annul the sentence That Nature gave unto me by Reason's advice, To my great hurt and utter prejudice. And sir! I ask none amends earthly, But that Reason may have a checkmate; A little knack, a little pretty congy, His haut courage some thing to abate. And had of me the over hand and stronger: But be not displeased! I will suffer it no longer. Mun. Thou hast had great wrong, and that is pity; For, if thou be the person that I take thee for, Thou should'st be as honourable as he. * * * * * Sens. Lord! ye say well; but would God ye would see Some manner help and remedy for this evil; And let me not alway live thus like a drivel. Mun. Sir! ye know well that if so it were A man should suddenly come to a strange place, Wherein he is but alien and stranger, He must needs be compelled, in that case, To put himself in the favour and grace Of some singular person, that can show him the way Of all the behaviour and guise in that country. So it is now that ye be hither sent; This country, as yet, to you unknown. In mine opinion it is expedient To take some other counsel than your own, Of well inured men, such as have grown In worldly experience, and have thereof the drift, And can best for you in time of need shift. Homo. Certes! ye move right well and prudently; And I am well content that it so be; But, as yet, have I not the policy To know which men have most ability. Mun. Dare ye commit the matter unto me? Homo. Yea, sir! right well; I am fully content That all thing be done by your assignment. Mun. Then thus I will, that above all thing, From henceforward, ye be like and conformable Unto other persons in all your demeaning; Namely, to such as be companable, Be they never so vicious or abominable; For every man clepeth him wise That doth after the common guise. And, as for men that should do you service, I know divers persons that be right honourable That can you serve, alway point device. In all the world be there none so able, So wise, so politic, nor yet so profitable. Lo! here is one of them that I speak for; And he himself can tell you where ye shall have more. Worldly Affection is this man's name; He is well brained, and wondrous of invention; A forecasting man and, payne of shame! Ye shall not find in any Christian region A wiser fellow in things to be done; Specially of matters that be concerning Worldly pleasure, that is for you according. Suffer him, therefore, never to depart; But, if it be for matters of great substance, And for sensuality, I pray you with all my heart To accept him to your favour and tendrance. He hath been long of mine acquaintance; And, on my faith! my heart cannot but grudge To think that ye should use him as a drudge. Do as he adviseth you, hardely now and then; And despise not utterly his counsel Think that ye be here a worldly man; Ye are not bound to live like an angel; Nor to be as God, alway immutable: Man's nature of himself is full miserable. I have told you now my counsel and advice; And ye have promised to be ruled thereby. Now, let each man execute his office; And see how wisely ye can them occupy To increase the world, and it thereto ye must apply. Now, address you thereto; and demean you thus: I shall be to you ever good and prosperous. Man. Sir! I thank you of this courtesy, Undeserved as yet; but, be ye sure, I shall myself endeavour busily To do that may be to your pleasure. And, for the season that I shall here endure, I shall them cherish; and to my power maintain That unto you in anywise do pertain. The Wor[ld]. Then, to begin withal, I will advise you To put this man from your company. I tell you every man will despise you As long as ye be ruled by Innocency: To follow such counsel it is but folly; For, he can neither good, neither evil; And, therefore, he is taken but for a drivel. Man. By my faith! even as ye say: It liketh me not right well With Innocency long to dwell; Therefore, according to your counsel, I will not, after this day, With his company myself affere; As mute as it were a grey friar. I suppose there is no man here, Whatsoever he be, Always to be called an innocent. Wherefore, it is mine intent To do as ye advise me. The World. Yea, h
ardely, do even so! Inno. Forsooth, and I hold me well content To depart at your commandment, Ye shall find me obedient Whatsoever ye bid me do. [Here Innocency goeth out. [He goeth out. Mankind calls to Worldly Affection.] Worldly Affection, come hither! ye are politic; And much better inured in this world than I. I pray you dispose for me, as ye think most like, That I may live here well and honourably. [Wor. Affec.] Yea, sir! I shall. Doubt ye not, hardely! If it like you to put me in so great trust, And I trow ye shall find me true and just. Man. I wot well I shall. Surely you be bound To the world that hath given you so great commendation? [Wor. Affec.] Yea, sir! some men had liever than a thousand pound They might be commended of the same fashion. But, sir! let pass all this commendation; And answer to me, I pray you, fruitfully, In that I shall move you substantially. Sir! at few words I you exhort, Sith that ye be come to your own, Cast yourself to bear such a port That, as ye be, ye may be known; Eke it is necessary, for that behove, That there be made some manner of purveyance Whereby ye may bear out your countenance. Will it like you, therefore, that I survey And see th' extent of all your land, And thereupon in all thee hast purvey, Both for you and yours, all manner of viand, With other utensils ready at your hand; So that ye be purveyed all times, early and late, Of each thing that belongeth to your estate? Man. Your counsel is good; do as ye think best; I commit all such thing to your discretion. [Wor. Aff.] I shall do my true business, at the least To bring all things to good conclusion. [He maketh to go out. Man. Abide, Worldly Affection! ye made no mention Who should await and give attendance; I must have mo servants whatsoever chance. Wor. Aff. What? ye have Sensuality! ask never other counsel Of such matter; he can you best advise. He knoweth where all such manner persons dwell As be most apt to do you worldly service. [Then he goeth out. Sens. Yea, on my peril, sir! I shall take the enterprise Of all such matters; and, look! where I find Any man of pleasure, on him set your mind. Lo! will ye see—lo! here cometh one; Even the last man that was in my thought. Man. What is he? Sens. Ye shall see anon. A well-drawn man is he; and a well-taught, That will not give his head for nought; And, thereto goodly, as ye shall see in a day As well-apparelled at each point of his array. [Mankind goes aside. [Pride.] Who dwelleth here? will no man speak? Is there no fool nor hoddypeak? Now, by the bell! it were alms to break Some of these knaves' brows. A gentleman comes in at the doors, That all his days hath worn gilt spurs, And none of these knaves nor cutted whores Bids him welcome to house! Wot ye not how great a lord I am? Of how noble progeny I came? My father a knight; my mother called madame; Mine ancestors great estates. By both their deaths natural: I am spoken of more than they all, Hence to Paris gates. How say ye, sirs, by mine array? Doth it please you, yea or nay? In the best wise, I dare well say! By that ye know me awhile And one thing I put you out of doubt; I have wherewith to bear it out As well as any man hereabout Within these hundred mile. Behold [the rest of the line, almost cut away, is indecipherable.] A staring colour of scarlet red: I promise you a fine thread And a soft wool. It cost me a noble at one pitch— The scald capper sware sithich That it cost him even as mich— But there Pride had a pull. I love it well to have side hair Half a wote beneath mine ear; For, evermore, I stand in fear That mine neck should take cold. I knit it up all the night; And the daytime comb it down right; And then it crispeth and shineth as bright As any purled gold. My doublet is on-laced before— A stomacher of satin and no more; Rain it, snow it never so sore, Methinketh I am too hot. Then have I such a short gown, With wide sleeves that hang a-down— They would make some lad in this town A doublet and a coat. Some men would think that this were pride; But it is not so—ho, ho, abide! I have a dagger by my side Yet thereof spake not I. I bought this dagger at the mart, A sharp point and a tart; He that had it in his heart Were as good to die. Then have I a sword or twain; To bear them myself it were a pain; They are so heavy that I am fain To purvey such a lad, Though I say it, a pretty boy— It is half my life's joy. He maketh me laugh with many a toy, The urchin is so mad. I begat the whoreson in bast; It was done all in haste: Ye may see there was no waste, He occupied no great place. Sometime he serveth me at board; Sometime he beareth my two-hand sword— Come forth, thou little lick-turd! Look in thy father's face! But, now to do that I come for, And of these things to speak no more— Hark, sirs! me longeth sore To hear some novelty. I hear say there is a great state Come into this country late; And is disposed algate An householder to be. Father's soul, sirs! ye shall understand That, if he keep household in this land, I will thrust in on hand, Whosoever say nay. To appair the world or to amend, I will be with him at that one end; Hap what hap may! I met Worldly Affection erewhile, From this town scant a mile; And he hath showed me a pretty wile, If I may put it in ure. He tells me that Sensuality Begins a great ruler to be; And, if it be so, care not for me— The matter is cock sure! Ay, good lord, what man is that? Father's soul! this is some great wat. Garcon. This is he that ye seek. Pride. See this, brat!— This boy is passing taunt— Come behind, and follow me; Set out the better leg, I warn thee! Garcon. Yes, in the best wise trust ye me! Allez, seigneur! allez vous avant! Pride. Salutem to you, sir! Man. And to you also! Whence are ye? Pride. I shall tell you or I go; But, first would I speak a word, and no mo, With this servant of yours. Sens. With me, sir? Would ye speak with me? Pride. Yea, fore God! are ye not Sensuality? Sens. Yes, surely! Pride. Yea, such a gentleman ye seem to be. Sens. Your poor servant at all hours! [Then Pride speaketh to Sensuality in his ear that all may hear. Pride. Sir! I understand that this gentleman is born to great fortunes, and intendeth a gentleman that alway hath be brought up with great estates, and affeed with them; and, if I might be in like favour with this gentleman, I would be glad thereof, and do you a pleasure. Sens. Where is your dwelling? Pride. I dwell hereby. Sens. What is your name? Pride. Pride! Sens. Pride? Pride. Yea, sikerly! But I am cleped Worship, commonly, In places where I dwell. Sens. Worship, now, in faith, ye say true; Ye be radix viciorum—root of all virtue. Pride. Yea, yea, man! ye would say so if ye me knew. Sens. Turd! I know you well. Sir! ye are welcome, as I may say; I shall bring you in service if I may; And if one man stand not in the way. Pride. One man? what the devil is he? Sens. By God! one that loveth not thee, Nor me neither. Pride. I pray thee tell me What manner of man he is, And I shall give him a lift, as I guess. Sens. Wilt thou so, doubtless? Pride. Yea, and that within a short process— In faith! I will not miss. Sens. Surely I cannot spy the ways how! Pride. Let me alone; I shall do well enow. Acquaint me with that man, and care not thou! The matter shall speed. Sens. Hark, cousin! first speed this matter, As any man that ever came here Let me, therefore, be dead! Pride. Sir! I shall tell thee how when I am in To thy master's service; I will first begin To set his heart on a merry pin, And bid him make good cheer. I will bid him think how he is create To be a worthy potestate, And eke that he is predestinate To be a prince's peer. And other things more than this: I shall bring that heart of his To be more haut than it is By a deuce ace. Specially, I will commend his wit That no man can amend it; And that he is able thereby to sit As a judge in common pleas; And when I praise him this wise I think his heart will begin to rise And after that utterly despise Any opray counsel to hear; He shall trust all to his own brain; And then would Reason never so fain, Though he come and such opry twain: He shall be never thee near. Sens. Surely this conceit is well found! I shall bring thee in service for twenty pound. Pride. Gramercy, brother! I think me much bound To thee for thy courtesy. But, sir! abide here one thing— I will not be known that it is my seeking. Sens. No more would I, for forty shilling: Let me alone hardely! [Mankind comes forward. Sens. Sir! if it please you, here is come a stranger That never was acquainted with you ere; Somewhat shamefaced, and half in fear To put himself in prese; A goodly person, be ye sure, Both of countenance and of feature If he were drawn in portraiture; And a good man, doubtless! Yea, and a wise man at all— Will it please you that I him call To speak with you? Man. Bid him come! Sens. I shall. Sir! will ye come near? [To Mankind. Sir! bid him welcome for the manner sake; Another day I am sure he will crake And say, such a gentleman did him make Very great cheer. Desire him for to dwell with you; I tell you he is a man for your prow, And knoweth the world well; I know No man better than he. Man. Sir! ye be welcome to this place. Pride. I thank you, sir! but I do you trespass To come thus homely. Sens. Yea, a parlous case! God wot ye are welcome hither. On my faith, by my will Ye shall dwell with us still. Go near to him and talk your fill: I leave you together. [He goeth forth. Man. Now, sir! what have ye to say to me? Pride. No great thing, sir! but I come to see And to know what manner man ye be That all men praiseth so much. Man. Praise! whom praise they? Pride. Marry, you! Man. Me? Pride. Yea, sir! I make mine avow They give you a praising good I know; I heard never none such. And, surely, ye be right worthy! I see well now they do not lie; And, therefore, I did me hither hie To acquaint me with you— But ye may say that I am bold. Man. Nay, ye are worth thy weight of gold! Methinketh me to you much behold; I pray you what is your name? Pride. My name is Worship. Man. Worship? now, surely, The world told me it was my destiny To come to Worship or I die. Pride. Truly, I am the same. Man. Now, Worship, I pray you me tell Your wisdom and also counsel; Ye can advertise me passing well In things that I have to do. Pride. In good faith! anything that I May do to your pleasure it is ready; I am your own, and pray you, heartily, That ye accept me so. But where ye ask counsel of me Meseemeth ye save not your honesty! Man. Mine honesty? Wherefore, let see; I pray you show me why! Pride. Marry, sir! for it is right fitting Should have alway sufficient cunning Of worldly wit and policy To guide himself everywhere; And not to be led by the ear, And beg wit, here and there, Of every Jack-a-pie. Ye are well complexioned, be ye sure; And Nature hath done on you her cure As much as upon any creature That ever I saw with mine eye. And, by likelihood, sir! I wis Ye have wit according to all this; Or else Nature hath wrought amiss: And that is not likely. Man. Now, certain, thanked be heaven's king! I have a right quick understanding. If ye show me anything I can soon perceive it; But I was forbid by Reason On mine own fantasy to run, Or to take any presumption Of mine own wit. Pride. Said Reason so? Marry, fie on him, knave! It were better the hangman were in his grave Than ever the lewd fool should have The governance of you. Man. Certain, Nature advised me To follow Reason what time that she Put me first in authority That I stand in now. Pride. Alas, alas, man! ye be mad— I see well ye be but a very lad. On my faith! I was very glad Of your first acquaintance; That ever I knew you: fie, fie, fie! I heard never, certainly, Of such another chance. Will ye draw to that fellowship? I would ye had three stripes with a whip, Even upon the bare hip, If I should you not grieve. He that would lordship enjoy, And play ever still the old boy, Meseemeth he doth but make a toy And ye will me believe. Man. Worship! for God's sake grieve ye not. Pride. I wis ye are but an idiot— I pray you, sir, make not me a sot; I am no trifler! I have been in honour heretoforne, Ye allow the counsel of a carl born, Before mine I have it in scorn— It is a thing I cannot bear. Man. Whom mean ye, Reason? Pride. Yea, that same daw! Man. What, is he a wise man? Pride. He is a straw Because he keeps you under awe; Ye be therein blind. Man. And so doth he, without faining; For, hitherto, I might do nothing But after his will and bidding: And that groged my mind. Pride. Groge, quotha! it is no marvel, hardely; It shall grieve me, certainly, As long as I am in your company To see you demeaned in that wise. Ye be now in good way; It is not the fashion that goeth now-a-day, For now there is a new guise. It is now two days agone Sith that men began this fashion, And every knave had it anon; Therefore, at this season, There is no man that setteth thereby If he love his own honesty. Man. So seemeth, certainly, That every man is fresher than I, And I wis that is no reason. [Here cometh in Worldly Affection and Sensuality. Sens. Reason, quotha! no, no! But, sir! wot ye what ye shall do? Hardely let us two go To some tavern here beside. Come on! I can bring you there; And let them alone with all this gear. Care ye nothing for the matter; But, let them here abide; And ye will suffer, and let them alone, Ye shall see them devise you a new fashion That all the world shall wonder thereon. Man. By God! that will I do goodly; But, I pray you, sirs! do your diligence For this array, and spare none expense; And, for a while, I will go hence And come again shortly. [Here Man and Sensuality go out. Wor. Aff. Brother Pride! now the weight Of all this matter resteth in thee. Pride. Tush! thou shalt see me devise it even straight; It is but japes, that gear, with me. But how I may new fashions find; And, thereon, I set all my labour and mind. Sir! Our master shall have a gown That all the gallants, in this town, Shall on the fashion wonder: It shall not be sewed but with a lace Betwixt every seam, a space Of two handful asunder. Then a doublet of the new make; Close before, and open on the back, No sleeve upon his arm; Under that a shirt as soft as silk, And as white as any milk To keep the carcase warm. Then shall his hosen be striped With corselets of fine velvet, sliped Down to the hard knee; And, from the knee downward, His hosen shall be freshly gard With colours two or three. And when he is in such array— "There goeth a rutter," men will say; "A rutter, huffa gallant!" Ye shall see these fools on him gaze, And muse as it were on a maze New brought into the land. Wor. Aff. Ha, ha, ha! now, by the Mary Virgin! This will set him on a merry pin, Even as it should be. But ever I am in great fear That Reason will whister him in the ear, And turn his mind clean from this gear: This thing feareth me! Pride. Reason! nay, nay, hardely! He is forsaken utterly He would not once appear. Nevertheless, for a surety, Worldly Affection, I advise thee As shortly as ever it may be For speed of the matter, To bring him shortly in acquaintance With all the company of mine affiance; And let them give continual attendance, Every man busily, After the property of his office; Then shall ye see him utterly despise Reason's counsel, on warrantise, And forsake him, utterly. Sens. Nay, nay, sirs! care ye nothing That matter is sped well and fine. Pride. Is it so? Sens. Yea, by heaven king! Even as we sat together at the wine. Wor. Aff. Thou shalt have God's blessing and mine— But is it true? Sens. Yea, sir! by this day! Our master and Reason have made a great fray. Pride. How so? Sens. By my faith! we sat together At the tavern, next hereby; And, anon, who should come together But flee[r]ing Kate and Margery, She that beguiled you, parde! so prately And bare away your shirt the last morning Stead of her smock, while ye lay sleeping. Pride. I wot whom ye mean, well I know; But that is nothing to this purpose— Tell on thy tale, for God avow! Sens. I shall, anon, had I wiped my nose: And called them unto me by name; And, without more tarrying, anon they came; And sat down with us, and made nothing strange, As they be full courteous—ye know it well. And, anon, our master's colour began to change— Whereof it came I cannot tell; His cheer was appalled, every deal, And scant that he could speak to me one word; But start him even up and rose from the board. He said he would go lie down on a bed; And prayed me, for the manners' sake, That Margery might come hold his head Which, as he told me, began to ache. And so she hath him undertake To make him whole, in an hour or twain, Whensoever he hath any such sudden pain. What it meaneth, I wot never; But he liketh her physic so well That I trow the devil of hell Can not them two dissever! Lo! this have I done; and what trow ye more? Yet can I tell you better tiding. Wor. Aff. What is that? Sens. Marry! Reason, that ye two spake of before, Came even to us as we sat so drinking; And gave our master a heat, worth a hanging, Because that Margery sat on his knee, While that other whore sat talking with me. My master saw that he could have no rest, Nor never be rid of this controlling, He played the man and thought it best— And with an angry look to my seeming— Drew out his sword without more tarrying That I have great marvel but he be now dead. Wor. Aff. Marry! then fill all the cups at once If this be true. Sens. Yes, by these ten bones! I lie never a word. Pride. Trowest thou it is no feigned strife Betwixt them two? Sens. No, on my life! For, when they fought, I ran between And cried, "Keep peace and leave debate!" But ye would have laughed had ye seen How I departed them; and, for all that, Sometime I clapped Reason on the pate, And cried "Keep the peace," as fast as I could Till I was hoarse, I cried so loud. Wor. Aff. But, can our master play the man now And fare with this gear? Sens. Yea, make God avow! And, beware ye of one thing: Meddle ye no more with Margery; For, by Cock's precious body! If our master may it espy, Or have an understanding That ye use her company, I tell you he will be angry; He is so full of jealousy As ever I knew man. Wor. Aff. Jealousy? peace, man, be still! He can thereof no manner of skill. Sens. No! but say what ye will I am sure he can. He is now as familiar With bodily lust as ever ye were; Yea! and thereto as great a swearer. Knew I never, of his age, A man of better courage To do all manner of outrage After our desires. Sith Reason and he were thus at variance He hath be full of such dalliance; And hath called to his favour and acquaintance Your kinsmen by and by— Envy, Wrath, Gluttony, and Covetise, Sloth and Lechery become to his service; And utterly he hateth their contrariwise, And that he professeth openly. Wor. Aff. And be these folks of his retinue? Sens. Yea, every one, I tell you true. But, marry! their names be changed new For to blear his eye. I tell you he is a serefull man, For Reason stirreth him, now and than; And, therefore, do we what we can It is little enow, hardely! Sirra! there is first Pride, as ye wot well, The sweet darling of the devil of hell: How his name is changed ye can tell. Wor. Aff. Yea, marry! on the best wise— Worship I ween is now his name. Sens. Yea, by the rood! even the same. And Covetise, to eschew all blame, Doth his name disguise, And calleth himself Worldly Policy. Wrath, because he is somewhat hasty, Is called Manhood. Then is there Envy, And he is called Disdain. Gluttony, for Good Fellowship is taken; And Sloth his old name hath forsaken, And as fair a name hath he shapen He is called Ease; right comfortable to the blood, Specially for them that lust to do no good. And, among all other, I would ye understood That Lechery is called Lust. Lo! these be fair names, parde! Both good and honest as seemeth me; As for their conditions, what they be, Ye know well! Wor. Aff. Very just! I know their conditions on the best wise If they keep still their old guise. Sens. Yes! that they do, on warrantise. Wor. Aff. But yet, I have great marvel That Covetise should dwell in his company. Sens. By my troth, lo! and so have I. But one thing I ensure you faithfully, And that I have espied well; That, hitherto, our master setteth no store By his counsel, nor his lore. Marry! when his head waxeth hoar Then shall be good season To follow Covetise and his way; Yea, time enow another day— Even so I heard our master say. Wor. Aff. By my faith! he said but reason— But all the remanent be well retained? Sens. Yea, be ye sure it is matter unfeigned; And wot ye who is greatly disdained With our master now? Pride. Who? Sens. By God! even Shamefacedness. When he shall do any such excess No shame can fear him, doubtless, I may say to you. Pride. No! then the craft were nought. Sith the matter is hereto brought, It is time for me To go and make some provision Of garments after the new invention, As he commanded me to be done: Thereto must I see. For it is committed to my negligence; And, if he come hither while I am hence, I pray thee excuse mine absence. Sens. Yea, and mine also! Pride. Why, wilt thou go with me? Sens. Will I, quod a? yea, parde! It is according for Sensuality With Pride for to go. [Sens. and Pride go out. Wor. Aff. Now the matter is almost in good case, After the world's mind and pleasure; There is no more but now must I compass, With all my wit and busy endeavour, How it may be stablished and continued sure. For, a little fantasy of man's own will May quail this matter, and utterly it spill. And if he vary again Of scruple imagination, Or else by the suggestion Of the foresaid Reason, One thing I am certain— He will no longer me support; And that were a shrewd crank dort. Therefore, it is best that I resort To my master's presence, And see of what demeanour he is. I am greatly to blame, I wis, For that I saw him not or this [He goeth out and Reason cometh in. Rea. O good Lord! to whom shall I complain And show the sorrows of my mind? And nothing for mine own cause, certain; But only for the decay of mankind; Which now, of late, is waxen so blind That he hath despised and forsaken me, And followeth every motion of his Sensuality. What availed at the beginning That Nature committed me to his service? And charged me that, before all thing, Of all his guiding I should take th' enterprise When he lusteth not to follow mine advice, But followeth th' appetites of his sensual affection, As a brute beast that lacketh reason? And yet, notwithstanding That he doth me disdain, I will resort to him again; And do my labour and busy pain To assay if I can him refrain From such beastly living. But, first will I stand hereby, In secret manner, to espy Some token of grace in him, whereby I may discern and find That he hath any shamefacedness After his great surfeit and excess; And, if it be so, doubtless, It shall content my mind. [Reason goeth aside. Man cometh in [followed by Wor. Affec. [Enter Shamefacedness.] Shame. Sir! if ye lust to have mine acquaintance I am ready to give you attendance; Happily my service shall you advance: I am called Shamefacedness. Man. By your troth! are ye the same? Shame. Yea, forsooth! that is my name. Almsdeeds I can atame; And help for to repress When ye have done offence or sin; If ye will mercy and grace win With Shamefacedness ye must begin: This way must ye take. Man. Ye be the man, without feigning, That I wished for or ye came here; Praying you with heart entire When I have need thus to come near. Shame. So will I do; ye may trust it, verily! Whensoever ye call ye shall find me ready. He goeth out [and Reason cometh forward.] Rea. Sir! is it your mind to do as ye say? Man. Yea, that is it, as God me speed! Heard ye all this matter—yea or nay? Rea. Yes, that I did, in very deed! Man. O ghostly Reason! I have greater need Of your help than ever I had before: Help me now and I shall never forsake you more. Sith I forsook your company I have committed much folly; I am ashamed, certainly, When I think thereon. But now have I refused utterly All such manner of company; And thus have I done, verily! Of mine own motion. Rea. Then my help shall be ready as oft as ye me call; It is my duty so for to do. And of your offences will I make no rehearsal; But whatsoever ye have done, hitherto, To me ward let it pass and go: Against God your offence is great; Of the which matter I will not long treat. But this comfort of me ye shall have: If ye be contrite, as ye pretend, God is merciable if ye lust to crave; Call for grace and soon He will it send. And be not in purpose hereafter to offend; Accustom yourself in the ways of virtue, And—be not in doubt—grace will ensue. Man. Sir! it is my mind and intent Hereafter to be your true obedient; And never more to assent To such folly again. Rea. And, upon that condition, I take thee unto my tuition With all heart's affection, Never to part atwain. And, for this season, Here we make an end Lest we should offend This audience; as, God defend! It were not to be done. Ye shall understand, nevertheless, That there is much more of this process; Wherein we shall do our business, And our true endeavour To show it unto you, after our guise: When my lord shall so devise I shall be at his pleasure. Thus endeth the first part.] |