(April 1st)

In which is shown the origin of April Fools, and the fact that the best joke is the one which rebounds on the joker himself.

April the first is celebrated as All Fools’ Day. Everybody must be on the lookout for some joke to be played at his expense. He might pick up a brick neatly wrapped in paper and tied with a string, or get a letter with nothing but “April fool” written on the paper. He must be on the watch so as not to be caught, for if he is and anybody calls out “April fool!” he will feel very cheap indeed.

This custom is nearly five hundred years old. It was started at the court of Burgundy in France, when Philip was Duke. There was always in those days a sort of jester, or fool, whose business was to make fun and keep the court in a good humor. Even knights had jesters or fools, and while these jesters were always funny, sometimes they were very smart.

Duke Philip said to his jester one day:

“I challenge you to a trial of wits. If you get the better of me I will give you a thousand ducats. If I get the better of you, you will lose your place.” So they agreed to have the trial on the first day of April.

When the day came the Duke had a great feast and plenty of wine to drink. The jester drank and drank until he appeared to be quite drunk.

“Now, we will try him for drunkenness,” cried the Duke, “and condemn him to be executed.”

So they tried the poor jester for being drunk, though he was not so drunk as they thought he was. They decided he was to be executed. They tied a band around his eyes, and the executioner struck him a light blow on the neck, and they poured hot water on him to make him think he was bleeding to death. It was all a joke, but the jester took it in great earnestness.

Finally the jester fell down as though he were dead. They called to him and said:

“It is a joke! Now get up!” But the jester lay on the floor and they all thought he was really dead.

“He is dead of fright. He thinks we have bled him to death!” and they were all much alarmed at this end of their joke. They sent for a doctor, but the jester could not be aroused.

“Alas, me!” said the Duke, “I have lost my jester!”

“No, you have not!” cried the jester. “You have lost your thousand ducats. I am not dead; and you are this April’s Fool!”

The jester leaped up from the floor as good as ever. He had turned the joke on the Duke, and called for his thousand ducats. From this time on people began to play jokes on each other the first day of April in each year.