  Showing how he went farther than he intended, and came safe home again. Gilpin tearing away from the pub on a horse, scattering geese and a dog in his wake John Gilpin was a citizen Of credit and renown, A train-band captain eke was he Of famous London town. John Gilpin’s spouse said to her dear, “Though wedded we have been These thrice ten tedious years, yet we No holiday have seen. “To-morrow is our wedding day, And we will then repair Unto the Bell at Edmonton, All in a chaise and pair. “My sister and my sister’s child, Myself and children three, Will fill the chaise; so you must ride On horseback after we.” He soon replied, “I do admire Of womankind but one; And you are she, my dearest dear, Therefore it shall be done. “I am a linen-draper bold, As all the world doth know, And my good friend the calender Will lend his horse to go.” Quoth Mrs. Gilpin, “That’s well said; And for that wine is dear. We will be furnished with our own, Which is both bright and clear.” John Gilpin kissed his loving wife; O’erjoyed was he to find, That though on pleasure she was bent, She had a frugal mind. The morning came, the chaise was brought, But yet was not allowed To drive up to the door, lest all Should say that she was proud. So three doors off the chaise was stayed, Where they did all get in,— Six precious souls, and all agog To dash through thick and thin. Smack went the whip, round went the wheels, Were never folks so glad! The stones did rattle underneath, As if Cheapside were mad. John Gilpin at his horse’s side, Seized fast the flowing mane, And up he got, in haste to ride, But soon came down again:— For saddle-tree scarce reached had he, His journey to begin, When, turning round his head, he saw Three customers come in. So down he came; for loss of time, Although it grieved him sore, Yet loss of pence, full well he knew, Would trouble him much more. ’Twas long before the customers Were suited to their mind, When Betty, screaming, came down stairs, “The wine is left behind!” “Good-lack!” quoth he, “yet bring it me, My leathern belt likewise, In which I bear my trusty sword, When I do exercise.” Now, Mrs. Gilpin (careful soul!) Had two stone bottles found, To hold the liquor that she loved, And keep it safe and sound. Each bottle had a curling ear, Through which the belt he drew, And hung a bottle on each side, To make his balance true. Then over all, that he might be Equipped from top to toe, His long red cloak, well-brushed and neat, He manfully did throw. Now see him mounted once again Upon his nimble steed, Full slowly pacing o’er the stones, With caution and good heed. But finding soon a smoother road Beneath his well-shod feet, The snorting beast began to trot, Which galled him in his seat. So,“Fair and softly!” John he cried, But John he cried in vain; That trot became a gallop soon, In spite of curb and rein. So, stooping down, as needs he must Who cannot sit upright, He grasped the mane with both his hands, And eke with all his might. His horse, who never in that sort Had handled been before, What thing upon his back had got Did wonder more and more. Away went Gilpin, neck or nought; Away went hat and wig; He little dreamt, when he set out, Of running such a rig. The wind did blow, the cloak did fly, Like streamer long and gay Till, loop and button failing both, At last it flew away. Then might all people well discern The bottles he had slung,— A bottle swinging at each side, As hath been said or sung. The dogs did bark, the children screamed, Up flew the windows all; And every soul cried out, “Well done!” As loud as he could bawl. Away went Gilpin—who but he? His fame soon spread around: “He carries weight! he rides a race! ’Tis for a thousand pound!” And still, as fast as he drew near, ’Twas wonderful to view, How in a trice the turnpike-men Their gates wide open threw. And now, as he went bowing down His reeking head full low, The bottles twain behind his back Were shattered at a blow. Down ran the wine into the road, Most piteous to be seen, Which made his horse’s flanks to smoke As they had basted been. But still he seemed to carry weight, With leathern girdle braced; For all might see the bottle-necks Still dangling at his waist. Thus all through merry Islington These gambols did he play, Until he came unto the Wash Of Edmonton so gay; And there he threw the Wash about On both sides of the way, Just like unto a trundling mop, Or a wild goose at play. At Edmonton, his loving wife From the balcony espied Her tender husband, wondering much To see how he did ride. “Stop, stop, John Gilpin:—Here’s the house!” They all at once did cry; “The dinner waits, and we are tired.” Said Gilpin,—“So am I!” But yet his horse was not a whit Inclined to tarry there! For why?—his owner had a house Full ten miles off, at Ware. So like an arrow swift he flew, Shot by an archer strong; So did he fly—which brings me to The middle of my song. Away went Gilpin, out of breath, And sore against his will, Till at his friend the calender’s His horse at last stood still. The calender, amazed to see His neighbor in such trim, Laid down his pipe, flew to the gate, And thus accosted him: “What news? what news? your tidings tell; Tell me you must and shall; Say, why bareheaded you are come, Or why you come at all!” Now Gilpin had a pleasant wit, And loved a timely joke; And thus unto the calender In merry guise he spoke: “I came because your horse would come: And, if I well forebode, My hat and wig will soon be here,— They are upon the road.” The calender, right glad to find His friend in merry pin, Returned him not a single word, But to the house went in; Whence straight he came with hat and wig, A wig that flowed behind, A hat not much the worse for wear, Each comely in its kind. He held them up, and in his turn, Thus showed his ready wit: “My head is twice as big as yours. They therefore needs must fit. “But let me scrape the dirt away, That hangs upon your face; And stop and eat, for well you may Be in a hungry case.” Said John, “It is my wedding-day, And all the world would stare, If wife should dine at Edmonton, And I should dine at Ware.” So, turning to his horse, he said— “I am in haste to dine: ’Twas for your pleasure you came here, You shall go back for mine.” Ah! luckless speech, and bootless boast, For which he paid full dear; For, while he spake, a braying ass Did sing most loud and clear; Whereat his horse did snort, as he Had heard a lion roar, And galloped off with all his might, As he had done before. Away went Gilpin, and away Went Gilpin’s hat and wig; He lost them sooner than at first; For why?—they were too big. Now, mistress Gilpin, when she saw Her husband posting down Into the country—far away, She pulled out half-a-crown; And thus unto the youth, she said, That drove them to the Bell, “This shall be yours, when you bring back, My husband, safe and well.” The youth did ride, and soon did meet John coming back amain; Whom in a trice he tried to stop, By catching at his rein; But, not performing what he meant, And gladly would have done, The frighted steed he frighted more, And made him faster run. Away went Gilpin, and away Went postboy at his heels,— The postboy’s horse right glad to miss The lumbering of the wheels. Six gentlemen upon the road, Thus seeing Gilpin fly, With postboy scampering in the rear, They raised the hue and cry: “Stop, thief! stop, thief!—a highwayman!” Not one of them was mute; And all and each that passed that way Did join in the pursuit. And now the turnpike-gates again Flew open in short space; The toll-men thinking as before, That Gilpin rode a race. And so he did, and won it too, For he got first to town; Nor stopped till where he had got up He did again get down. Now let us sing, long live the king, And Gilpin, long live he; And when he next doth ride abroad, May I be there to see! End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Third Reader, by Various *** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THIRD READER *** ***** This file should be named 51707-h.htm or 51707-h.zip ***** This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: /5/1/7/0/51707/ Produced by David Edwards and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from images generously made available by The Internet Archive) Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions will be renamed. 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