IIToCTHE SIREN OF SCALAWAG RUNScalawag Run suspected the sentimental entanglement into which Fate had mischievously cast Dickie Blue and pretty Peggie Lacey and there abandoned them; and Scalawag Run was inclined to be more scornful than sympathetic. What Dickie Blue should have done in the circumstances was transparent to every young blade in the harbor—an instant, bold behavior, issuing immediately in the festive popping of guns at a wedding and a hearty charivari thereafter; and those soft devices to which pretty Peggy Lacey should have resorted without scruple in her own relief, were not unknown, you may be sure, to the wise, whispering maids of the place. It was too complacently agreed that the situation, being left to the direction and mastery of Time, would proceed to a happy conclusion as a matter of course. There would be a conjunction of the light of the moon, for example, with the soft, love-lorn weather of June—the shadows of the alders on the winding road to Squid Cove and the sleepy tinkle of the goats' bells dropping down from the slopes of The Topmast into the murmur of the sea. There Dickie Blue, returning from the Squid Cove road, found his father, Skipper John, waiting at the gate. "Well?" Skipper John demanded. "'Tis I, sir." "I knows that. I been waitin' for you. How'd ye get along the night?" "I got along well enough." "How far did yer get along?" "I—I proceeded." "What did ye do?" "Who, sir?" Dickie replied. "Me?" "Ay, you! Who else?" "I didn't do nothin' much," said Dickie. "Ha!" Skipper John snorted. "Nothin' much, eh! Was you with the maid at all on the roads?" "Well, yes, sir," Dickie replied. "I was with her." Skipper John spoke in scorn. "You was with her!" said he. "An' you didn't do nothin' much! Well, well!" And then, explosively: "Did you do nothin' at all?" "I didn't go t' no great lengths with her." "What lengths?" Skipper John broke in impatiently. "What I wants t' know," said he, "is a very simple thing. Did you pop?" "Me?" Skipper John was disgusted. "Ecod!" he ejaculated. "Then you didn't!" "I didn't pop," said Dickie. "That is—not quite." "Did you come into peril o' poppin'?" "Well," Dickie admitted, "I brooded on it." "Whew!" Skipper John ejaculated. "You brooded on it, did you? An' what happened then?" "I—I hesitated." "Well, well! Now that was cautious, wasn't it? An' why did you—hesitate?" "Dang it!" Dickie complained, "t' hear you talk, a man might think that Peggy Lacey was the only maid in Scalawag Run. I'm willin' an' eager t' be wed. I jus' don't want t' make no mistake. That's all. Dang it, there's shoals o' maids hereabouts! An' I isn't goin' t' swallow the first hook that's cast my way. I'll take my time, sir, an' that's an end o' the matter." "You're nigh twenty-one," Skipper John warned. "I've time enough yet. I'm in no hurry." "Pah!" Skipper John snorted. "'Tis a poor stick of a man that's as slow as you at courtin'! No hurry, eh? What ye made of, anyhow? When I was your age——" "Is Peggy Lacey a wasteful maid?" Skipper John inquired. "No; she's not a wasteful maid." "Is she good?" "She's pious enough for me." "Is she healthy?" "Nothin' wrong with her health that anybody ever fetched t' my notice. She seems sound." "Is she fair?" "She'll pass." "I'm not askin' if she pass. I'm askin' you if she isn't the fairest maid in Scalawag Run." "'Tis a matter o' taste, father." "An' what's your taste—if you have any?" "If I was pickin' a fault," Dickie replied, "I'd say that she might have a touch more o' color in her cheeks t' match my notion o' beauty." "A bit too pallid t' suit your delicate notion o' beauty!" Skipper John scoffed. "Well, well!" "I knows rosier maids than she." "I've no doubt of it. 'Tis a pity the good Lord's handiwork can't be remedied t' suit you. Mm-mm! Well, well! An' is there anything else out o' the way with God Almighty's idea o' what a fair maid looks like?" "Dang me!" Dickie protested again. "I isn't denyin' that she's fair!" "No; but——" "They fade, my son." "I knows that well enough, sir," Dickie declared; "but they're pretty while they last. An' I'd never be the man t' complain, sir, when they faded. You'd not think so ill o' me as all that, would you?" "You'd not—complain when they faded?" "I'd not shame my honor so!" "Ah, well, Dick," said Skipper John, having reflected a moment upon this fine, honest sentiment, "'tis not the pallid cheeks o' the maid that trouble you. I knows you well, an' I knows what the trouble is. The maid has been frank enough t' leave you see that she cares for you. She've no wiles to entangle you with; an' I 'low that she'd despise the use o' them anyhow. Did she cast her line with cunnin', she'd hook you soon enough; but that she'll never do, my son—she's too proud an' honest for that. Ay; that's it—too innocent t' conceal her feelin's an' too proud to ensnare you. You was always the lad, Dick, t' scorn what you could have an' crave that which was beyond your reach. Do you mind the time when you took over the little Robin's Wing from Trader Tom Jenkins for the Labrador fishin'? She was offered you on fair credit, an' you found fault with the craft an' the terms, an' dawdled an' complained, until Trader Tom offered her t' Long George Long o' "I isn't." "Is you ever repented a minute?" "No, sir. Why should I?" "Then there's a hint for your stupidity in that matter. Take the maid an' be done with it. God be thanked I isn't a widower-man. If I was, I'd bring your chance into peril soon enough," said his father. "'Tis t' be a fair day for fishin' the Skiff-an'-Punt grounds the morrow. Go t' bed. I'll pray that wisdom may overcome your caution afore you're decrepit." Skipper John thought his son a great dunderhead. And Dickie Blue was a dunderhead. No doubt about it. Yet the failing was largely the fault of his years. A strapping fellow, this young Dickie Blue, blue-eyed in the Newfoundland way, and merry and modest enough in the main, who had recently discovered a critical interest in the comparative charms of the maids of the harbor. There were so many maids in the world! Dang it, it was confusing! There was Peggy Lacey. She was adorable. Nobody could deny it. Had she worn roses in her cheeks she would have been irresistible Well, now, pretty Peggy Lacey, pretty as she was, was not aggressively disposed. She was a passive, too sanguine little creature; and being limpid and tender as well, and more loyal than artful, she had failed to conceal her ardent attachment and its anxious expectancy. Had she loosed a wink of challenge from her gray eyes in another direction, the reluctance of Dickie Blue might have been reduced with astonishing rapidity, and she could have punished his stupidity at will, had she been maliciously inclined. Conceiving such practices to be both cheap and artful, however, and being, after all, of a pretty sturdy turn of character, she rejected the advantages of deceitful behavior, as she called it, and in consequence lived in a state of cruel uncertainty. Worse than that, she was no longer sought; and for this, too, she was wholly "You must not do it again, Peggy," Dickie Blue had admonished. "Now, mind what I'm tellin' you!" "I won't," the soft little Peggy promised in haste. "Now, that's sensible," said Dickie Blue. He was in earnest. And his purpose was high. "Still an' all," Peggy began, "there's no harm——" "What does a maid know about that?" Dickie interrupted. "It takes a man t' know a man. The lad's not fit company for the likes o' you." It was true. "You must look upon me, Peggy, as an elder brother, an' be guided by my advice. I'll watch over you, Peggy, jus' as well as an elder brother can." "I'm grateful," Peggy murmured, flushed with pleasure in this interest. "I thanks you." "There's no call t' thank me," Dickie protested. "'Tis a pleasure t' serve you." Skipper John Blue was a hearty old codger. Pretty Peggy Lacey, whose father had been cast away in the Sink or Swim, long ago, on the reefs off Thumb-an'-Finger of the Labrador, loved and used him like a father and found him sufficient to her need. To pretty Peggy Lacey, then, Skipper John cautiously repeated the substance of his conversation with Dickie Blue, adding a whisper of artful advice and a chuckle of delight in it. Peggy Lacey was appalled by the deceitful practice disclosed by Skipper John, whose sophistication she suspected and deplored. She had no notion at all, said she, that such evil as he described could walk abroad and unshamed in the good world, and she wondered what old mischief of his youth had informed him; and she would die a maid, loveless and childless, she declared, rather than have the guilt of a deception of such magnitude on her soul. Moreover, where were the means to be procured for executing the enormity? There was nothing of the sort, she was sure, in Trader Tom Jenkins's shop at Scalawag Run. There was nothing of the sort to be had anywhere short of St. John's; and as for sanctioning a plan so bold as sending a letter and a post-office order to Skipper John's old friend in St. John's, the lively widow o' the late Cap'n Saul Nash, o' the Royal Bloodhound, pretty Peggy Lacey jus' pos'tively would not do no such thing. "Well, I'm bewildered," said he, "an' I'm not able t' help you at all no more." "I'll have nobody's help," Peggy Lacey retorted. "Why not, Peggy?" "I've my pride t' serve." "My dear," said Skipper John gravely, "you've also your happiness t' gain." "I'll gain it alone." "Aw, now, Peggy," Skipper John coaxed, with a forefinger under Peggy's little chin, "you'd take my help in this an' in all things, wouldn't ye? You is jus' so used t' my help, maid," he added, "that you'd be wonderful lonesome without it." That was true. "In most things, Father John," Peggy replied, "I'd take your help an' be glad. Whatever an' all about that, I'll have nobody's help in the world t' win the mastery o' Dickie Blue. Mark that, now! I means it." "I've showed you the way t' win it." "Tis dishonest." "Ay, but——" "'Tis shameful." "Still an' all——" "I'll not do it." Again Skipper John scratched his head. "'Tis an old sayin'," he protested, "that all's fair in love an' war." "Jus' you try it, maid!" "I scorn t' try it! I'll practice no wiles whatsoever t' win the likes o' Dickie Blue. An' what would I say when he discovered the deception thereafter?" "He'd never find out at all." "Sure, he've eyes t' see with, haven't he?" "Ay, but he's too stupid t' notice. An' once you're wed——" "No, no! 'Tis a thing too awful t' plot." "An you cared enough for the lad," said Skipper John, "you'd stop at nothin' at all." Peggy's great eyes clouded with tears. "I cares more for he," said she, "than he cares for me. My heart's jus' sore with grief." "Ah, no, now!" "Ay, 'tis!" Peggy sobbed. She put her dark hair against Skipper John's shoulder then. "I'm jus' sick with the need of un!" she said. Summer went her indifferent way, and Winter blustered into the past, too, without serving the emotions of Scalawag Run; and a new Spring was imminent—warm winds blowing out of the south, the ice breaking from the cliffs and drifting out to sea and back again. Still pretty Peggy Lacey was obdurately fixed in her attitude toward the sly Peggy Lacey sped forthwith to Skipper John, whom she found alone in his kitchen, oiling his sealing-gun. "Father John," she demanded, "what's all this I sees goin' on on the tip o' Cottage Point?" Skipper John glanced out of the wide kitchen window. "Ah," said he, "that's on'y young Dickie at labor. "Haulin' his lumber?" Peggy gasped. "Mm-m." "Haulin' l-l-lumber!" "Mm-m. I sees he've ol' Tog in harness with the rest o' the dogs. Well, well! Tog's too old for that labor." "Who's the maid?" "Maid!" "What's he haulin' lumber for?" "I 'low he's haulin' lumber jus' for the same reason that any young fellow would haul lumber for in the Spring o' the year." "'Tis a new house, isn't it?" "Ay; 'tis a new house. He've been plannin' t' build his house this long time, as you knows very well, an' now he've gone at it in a forehanded way." "Well, then," Peggy insisted, finding it hard to command breath for the question, "who's the maid?" "No maid in particular that I knows of." "Well, I knows!" Peggy flashed. "'Tis the new schoolmistress from Grace Harbor. That's who 'tis!" "Ah-ha!" said Skipper John. "Yes, 'tis! She've cotched his fancy with her eyeglasses an' grammar. The false, simperin', titterin' cat! Oh, poor Dickie Blue!" "Whew!" "No?" "Never. They're not suited to each other at all. He'd be mis'able with her." Skipper John grinned. "Poor Dickie!" he sighed. Peggy Lacey was in tears at last. "Father John," she sobbed, "I'm jus' desperate with fear an' grief. I can't bear it no longer." She began to pace the floor in a tumult of emotion. "I can't breathe," said she. "I'm stifled. My heart's like t' burst with pain." She paused—she turned to Skipper John, swaying where she stood, her hands pitifully reaching toward the old man, her face gray and dull with the agony she could no longer endure; and her eyes closed, and her head dropped, and her voice fell to a broken whisper. "Oh, hold me!" she entreated. "I'm sick. I'll fall." Skipper John took her in his arms. "Ah, hush!" he crooned. "'Tis not so bad as all that. An' he's not worth it, the great dunderhead!" Peggy Lacey pushed Skipper John away. "I'll not yield t' nobody!" she stormed, her soft little face gone hard with a savage determination. Her red little lips curled and the nostrils of her saucy little nose contemptuously expanded. "I've neither eye-glasses nor grammar," said she, "but I'll ensnare Dickie Blue for all that." "I would," said Skipper John. "An' without scruple!" "Not a twinge!" "I'd have no mercy." "Not I!" "An' I'd encourage no delay." "Skipper John, do you write that letter t' St. John's this very day," said Peggy, her soft, slender little body magnificently drawn up to the best of its alluring inches. She snapped, "We'll see what comes o' that!" "Hoosh!" Skipper John gloated. "Waste no time, sir. 'Tis a ticklish matter." "The answer will be shipped straight t' you, Peggy. 'Twill be here in less 'n a fortnight." Skipper John broke into a wild guffaw of laughter. "An' Dickie himself will fetch the trap for his own feet, ecod!" Peggy remained grave. "I'm determined," she declared. "There's nothin' will stop me now. I'll do it, no matter what." "Well, then," said Skipper John, "I 'low 'tis all over but the weddin'." Skipper John privately thought, after all, that a good deal of fuss was being made over the likes o' Dickie Blue. And I think so too. However, the affair was Peggy Lacey's. And doubtless she knew her own business well enough to manage it without ignorant criticism. The letter mystified Dickie Blue—the author of the communication; but he had no difficulty in surmising the contents of the box to his own satisfaction. "'Tis a ring," he determined. By that time the day was near spent. Dusk would fall within the hour. Already the wide flare of light above the wilderness had failed to the dying ashes of its fire. Prudence urged a return to the "Ha!" he gloated. "I'll further her courtship. An' that'll settle her, ecod! I'll show her once an' for all that 'tis no matter t' me whom she weds." There were stout reasons, however, against attempting to cross the run that night. The lane was filled from shore to shore with fragments of ice. Moreover, fog was blowing in from the east in the When Dickie Blue entered, Skipper John looked up, amazed. "Did ye cross the run this night?" said he. "I'll leave you, sir," Dickie answered curtly, "t' solve that deep riddle for yourself. You'll not be needing my help." Skipper John reflected. "Was there a letter for Peggy Lacey?" said he. "She've been eager for a message from St. John's." "There was." "Nothin' else, I 'low?" "There was. There was a packet." "Whew!" Skipper John ejaculated. "That's a pity. I been fearin' an outcome o' that sort. An "'Tis not my purpose to." "Ye'll wed the maid?" "I will not." "Ye obstinate dunderhead!" Skipper John scolded. "I believes ye! Dang if I don't! Go to! Shift them wet clothes, sir, an' come t' supper. I hopes a shrew hooks ye. Dang if I don't!" In gloomy perturbation, in ill humor with the daft dealings of the world he lived in, Dickie Blue left the soggy road and sad drizzle of the night for the warm, yellow light of Peggy Lacey's kitchen, where pretty Peggy, alone in the housewifely operation, was stowing the clean dishes away. Yet his course was shaped—his reflections were determined; and whatever Peggy Lacey might think to the contrary, as he was no better, after all, than a great, blundering, obstinate young male creature, swayed by vanity and pique, and captive of both in that crisis, Peggy Lacey's happiness was in a desperate situation. It was farther away at the moment of Dickie Blue's sullen entrance than ever it had been since first she flushed and shone with the vision of its glorious approach. Ay—thought the perverse Dickie Blue when he clapped eyes on the fresh gingham in which Peggy Lacey was fluttering over the kitchen floor (he would not deign to look in her gray eyes), the maid "She've dignity," thought he, "an' she've learn-in'. Moreover, she've high connections in St. John's an' a wonderful complexion." Dickie meant it. Ay. And many a man, and many a poor maid, too, as everybody knows, has cast happiness to waste in a mood of that mad description. And so a tragedy impended. "Is it you, Dick?" says Peggy Lacey. Dickie nodded and scowled. "'Tis I. Was you lookin' for somebody else t' call?" "No, Dickie." It was almost an interrogation. Peggy Lacey was puzzled. Dickie Blue's gloomy concern was out of the way. "Well," said Dicky, "I'm sorry." "An' why?" "Well," Dickie declared, "if you was expectin' anybody else t' come t' see you, I'd be glad t' have Almost, then, Peggy Lacey's resolution failed her. Almost she protested that she would have a welcome for no other man in the world. Instead she turned arch. "Did you bring the mail?" she inquired. "I did." "Was there nothin' for me?" "There was." "A letter!" "Ay." Peggy Lacey trembled. Confronting, thus intimately, the enormity she proposed, she was shocked. She concealed her agitation, however, and laid strong hands upon her wicked resolution to restrain its flight. "Nothin' else?" said she. "Ay; there was more." "Not a small packet!" "Ay; there was a small packet. I 'low you been expectin' some such gift as that, isn't you?" "A gift! Is it from St. John's?" "Ay." "Then I been expectin' it," Peggy eagerly admitted. "Where is it, Dickie? I'm in haste to pry into that packet." The letter and the package were handed over. "'Tis not hard," said Dickie, "t' guess the Peggy started. "Wh-wh-what!" she ejaculated. "You know the contents! Oh, dear me!" "No, I don't know the contents. I could guess them, though, an I had a mind to." "You never could guess. 'Tis not in the mind of a man t' fathom such a thing as that. There's a woman's secret in this wee box." "'Tis a ring." "A ring!" Peggy challenged. "You'd not care, Dickie Blue, an 'twas a ring t' betroth me!" Dickie Blue was sure that his surmise had gone cunningly to its mark. Pride flashed to the rescue of his self-esteem. His face flared. He rose in wrath. "Betrothed, is you?" he flung out. "I'll weather it, maid! Ha! I'll weather it!" "Weather it!" cried poor Peggy, in a flame of indignation. "I'm not hurt!" "Sit you down!" "I'll not sit down. I'm goin'." "Sit you down, oaf that you is!" Peggy Lacey commanded. "I'll read my letter an' open my packet an' return. Don't ye budge! Don't ye dare!" Peggy Lacey swept out of the kitchen. Her head was high. There was no compassion in her heart. Nor was she restrained by any lingering Precisely what Peggy Lacey did in the seclusion of her chamber it would be indelicate to disclose. Moreover, I am not minutely aware of all the intricacies of the employment of those mysterious means by which she accomplished the charming effect that she did in some intuitive way presently accomplish; and at any rate I decline the task of description. I confess, however, that the little packet contained a modest modicum of the necessary materials, whatever they were; and I have no hesitation in praising the generous interest, the discretion and exuberant experience of the gay widow of the late Cap'n Saul Nash o' the Royal Bloodhound, whose letter, dealing with the most satisfactory methods of application, as related to the materials aforesaid, whatever they were, and whose wisdom included a happy warning or two—I have no hesitation in admitting that the letter was completely sufficient to enlighten the ignorance of pretty Peggy Lacey, and to steel her resolution and to guide her unreluctant hand in its deceitful work. When at last she stood back from the mirror to survey and appraise the result, she dimpled with "I've cast my everlastin' soul into the balance," poor Peggy accused herself, "an' I don't care a whit!" All this while Dickie Blue had occupied himself with more reasonable reflection than he was accustomed to entertain. Doubt alarmed him. Betrothed, was she? Well, she might be betrothed an she wanted to! Who cared? Still an' all—well, she was young t' be wed, wasn't she? An' she had no discretion in choice. Poor wee thing, she had given herself t' some wastrel, no doubt! Charlie Rush! Ecod! Huh! 'Twas a poor match for a dear maid like she t' make. An' Dickie Blue would miss her sadly when she was wed away from his care an' affection. Affection? Ay; he was wonderful fond o' the pallid wee thing. 'Twas a pity she had no color—no blushes t' match an' assist the roguish loveliness o' the big eyes that was forever near trappin' the heart of a man. Dang it, she was fair anyhow! What was rosy cheeks, after all. They faded like roses. Ah, she was a wonderful dear wee thing! 'Twas a melancholy When Peggy Lacey tripped into the kitchen, Dickie Blue was melancholy with the fear that she was more dear than he had known. "Peggy!" he gasped. Then he succumbed utterly. She was radiant. Roses? They bloomed in her round cheeks! Dear Lord, what full-blown flowers they were! Dickie Blue went daft with love of Peggy Lacey. No caution now! A flame of love and devotion! Splendor clothed the boy. "What ails you?" said Peggy defiantly. "You is starin' at me most rudely." Dickie Blue's mounting love thrilled and troubled him with a protective concern. "You isn't ill, is you?" he demanded. "Ill!" she scoffed. "I never felt better in all my life. An' why d'ye ask me that?" "You're flushed." "I'm sorry," she replied demurely, "that you've a distaste for the color in my cheeks. I wish I might be able t' rub it off t' suit ye." He smiled. "I never seed ye so rosy afore," said he. "You're jus' bloomin' like a flower, Peggy." "I'm not offended, Peggy." There was that in Dickie Blue's voice to make Peggy Lacey's heart flutter. "No?" says she. "Far from it." "I—I'm s'prised!" "You—you is jus' beautiful the night, Peggy!" "The night?" "An' always was an' always will be!" "I can't believe ye think it." Dickie Blue went close to Peggy then. "Peggy," said he, "was there a ring in the wee box I fetched you the night?" "No, sir." "Is you betrothed, Peggy?" Peggy dropped her head to hide the tears. She was more afraid than ever. Yet she must listen, she knew, and reply with courage and truth. "I—I'm not," she faltered. "God be thanked!" said Dickie Blue. "Ah, Peggy, Peggy," he whispered, "I loves you!" "You mustn't say it, Dickie!" "I can't help myself." All at once Peggy Lacey's conscience submerged "Dickie," she began, "I—I——" "Has you no word o' love for me, Peggy? I—I jus' crave it, Peggy, with all my heart. Yes, I do!" "Stay jus' where you is!" Peggy sobbed. "Don't you budge a inch, Dickie! I'll be back in a minute." With that she fled. She vanished, indeed, in full flight, into that chamber whence she had issued radiantly rosy a few moments before, once more abandoning Dickie Blue to an interval of salutary reflection. To intrude in pursuit, of course—for the whole troop of us to intrude, curious and gaping, upon those swift measures which Peggy Lacey was impetuously executing in relief of the shafts of her accusing conscience—would be a breach of manners too gross even to contemplate; but something may be inferred from a significant confusion of sounds which the closed door failed altogether to conceal. There was clink of pitcher and basin; there was a great splash of water, as of water being poured with no caution to confine it to the receptacle provided to receive it; there was the thump of a pitcher on the floor; and there was more splashing, then a violent agitation, and the trickle and drip of water, and a second and a third violent agitation of the liquid contents of what appeared A moment later Peggy Lacey confronted Dickie Blue. She was reckless; she was defiant. She was tense; she was piercing. "Look at me!" she commanded. Dickie Blue was mild and smiling. "I'm lookin'," said he. "I can look no other where." "Is you lookin' close?" "Ay. My look's hungry for the sight o' your dear face. I'm blind with admiration. I wants t' gaze forever." "Where's my roses now?" "They've fled. What matter?" "Ay—fled! An' where?" "They've retreated whence they came so prettily. 'Tis a lure o' that sweet color t' come an' go." Peggy gasped. "Whence they came!" she faltered. "Ah, where did they come from, Dickie? Don't ye know?" "A while gone you was flushed with a pretty modesty," Dickie replied, smiling indulgent explanation, "an' now you is pale with a sad fright at my rough love-makin'." "'Tis the sauciest little knob in the world!" "Look with care. Count 'em!" "Count what?" "There's three freckles on it." "Ay?" "An' a half." "Is it so?" "There, now! I've told you the truth. I'm pallid. I'm freckled. What d'ye think o' me now?" "I loves you." "You don't love me at all. You're quite mistaken. You don't know what you're sayin'." Dickie was bewildered. "What's all this pother, Peggy?" he pleaded. "I don't know what you're drivin' at, at all." "I'm pallid again, isn't I?" "What matter?" said Dickie. "Ah, Peggy, dear," he protested softly, as he advanced, glowing, upon the trembling little maid before him, "all I knows is that I loves you! Will you wed me?" Peggy Lacey yielded to his embrace. She subsided there in peace. It was safe harbor, she knew; and she longed never to leave its endearing shelter. "Yes, sir," she whispered. At that moment Dickie Blue was the happiest man in the world. And he ought to have been, too! Dang me if he shouldn't! And as for Peggy Lacey, she was the happiest maid in the world, |