THE PIPER'S PROGRESS.

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BY FATHER PROUT.

1.
When I was a boy
In my father's mud edifice,
Tender and bare
As a pig in a sty;
Out of the door as I
Looked with a steady phiz,
Who but Thade Murphy,
The piper, went by;
Says Thady, "But few play
This music—can you play?"
Says I, "I can't tell,
For I never did try."
So he told me that he had a charm
To make the pipes purtily speak;
Then squeezed a bag under his arm,
When sweetly they set up a squeak!
Fa-ra-la la-ra-la loo!
Och hone!
How he handled the drone!
And then the sweet music he blew
Would have melted the heart of a stone!
I.
Pater me clauserat
Domi homunculum;
Grunniens sus erat
Comes, ut mos:
Transibat tibicen
Juxta domunculam,
Quando per januam
Protuli os;
Ille ait impromptu,
"HÂc tibi num tu,
Ut te sine sumptu
Edoceam, vis?"
Tum pressit amiculam
Sub uln vesiculam
QuÆ sonum reddidit
Vocibus his:
Fa-ra-la la-ra-la loo!
Fe?, ?e?!
Modo flens, modo flans,
Magico e?e?e?
Cor et aurem vel lapidi dans!
2.
"Your pipe," says I, "Thady,
So neatly comes over me,
Naked I'll wander
Wherever it blows;
And, if my poor parents
Should try to recover me,
Sure it won't be
By describing my clothes.
The music I hear now
Takes hold of my ear now,
And leads me all over
The world by the nose."
So I follow'd his bagpipe so sweet,
And I sung, as I leapt like a frog,
"Adieu to my family seat,
So pleasantly placed in a bog!"
Fa-ra-la la-ra-la loo!
Och hone!
How we handled the drone!
And then the sweet music we blew
Would have melted the heart of a stone!
II.
Cui ego tum: "Tu sic, ah!
Me rapis musicÂ,
Ut sequar nudulus
Tibicen, te!
Et si pater, testibus,
QuÆrat me, vestibus,
Redibit, Ædepol!
Vacu re.
Sic melos quod audio
Me replet gaudio
Ut trahor campos et
Flumina trans;"
Jam linquo rudibus
Hic in paludibus,
"Patris tigurium
SplendidÈ stans."
Fa-ra-la la-ra-la loo!
Dum tibicen, tu,
Modo flens, modo flans,
Iteras e?e?e?,
Cor et aurem vel lapidi dans.
3.
Full five years I follow'd him,
Nothing could sunder us;
Till he one morning
Had taken a sup,
And slipt from a bridge
In a river just under us,
Souse to the bottom
Just like a blind pup.
He roar'd, and he bawl'd out;
And I also call'd out,
"Now, Thady, my friend,
Don't you mean to come up?" ...
He was dead as a nail in a door;
Poor Thady was laid on the shelf.
So I took up his pipes on the shore,
And now I've set up for myself.
Fa-ra-la la-ra-la loo!
Och hone!
Don't I handle the drone,
And play such sweet music? I too,
Can't I soften the heart of a stone?
III.
Ut arte sic magicÂ
Egi quinquennium,
Magistro tragica
Accidit res;
Bacchi nam numine,
Pontis cacumine
Dum staret, flumine
Labitur pes!
"E sinu fluctuum,
O puer, duc tuum
(Clamat) didascalum,
Fer opem nans!" ...
Ast ego renuo;
Et sumens denuÒ
Littore tibias
Sustuli, fans,
Fa-ra-la la-ra-la loo!
Fe?, ?e?!
Modo flens, modo flans,
Magico e?e?e?
Cor et aurem vel lapidi dans!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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