ACCORDING to Old Chester, to be romantic was just one shade less reprehensible than to put on airs. Captain Alfred Price, in all his seventy years, had never been guilty of putting on airs, but certainly he had something to answer for in the way of romance. However, in the days when we children used to see him pounding up the street from the post-office, reading, as he walked, a newspaper held at arm’s-length in front of him, he was far enough from romance. He was seventy years old, he weighed over No; he was not a romantic object. But we girls, watching him stump past the school-room window to the post-office, used to whisper to one another, “Just think! he eloped.” There was romance for you! To be sure, the elopement had not quite come off, but except for the very end, it was all as perfect as a But when Alfred Price fell in love with Miss Letty Morris, he was not indifferent to his waistcoat, nor did he weigh two hundred pounds. He was slender and ruddy-cheeked, with tossing red-brown curls. If he swore, it was not by his grandmother nor her nightcap; if he drank, it was hard cider (which can often accomplish as much as “rum”); if he smoked it “The air,” says Miss, sniffing genteelly as the coach jolts past the blossoming May orchards, “is most agreeably perfumed. And how fair is the prospect from this hill-top!” “Fair indeed!” responds her companion, staring boldly. Miss bridles and bites her lip. “I was not observing the landscape,” the young gentleman hastens to explain. In those days (Miss Letty was born in 1804, and was eighteen when she and the ruddy Alfred sat on the back seat of the coach)—in those days the conversation of Old Chester youth was more elegant than in our time. We, who went to Miss Bailey’s school, were sad degenerates in the way of manners and language; at least so our elders told us. When Lydia Wright said, “Oh my, what an awful snow-storm!” dear Miss Ellen was displeased. “Lydia,” said she, “is there anything ‘awe’-inspiring in this display of the elements?” “No, ’m,” faltered poor Lydia. “Then,” said Miss Bailey, gravely, “your statement that the storm is But in the days when Letty Morris looked out of the coach window, and young Alfred murmured that the prospect was fair indeed, conversation was perfectly correct. And it was still decorous even when it got beyond the coach period and reached a point where Old Chester began to take notice. At first it was young Old Chester which giggled. Later old Old Chester made “Just check it,” said Mr. Price. Then Miss Letty’s mother awoke to the situation, and said, “Fy, fy, Letitia! let me hear no more of this foolishness.” So it was that these two young persons were plunged in grief. Oh, glorious grief of thwarted love! When they met now, they did not talk of the landscape. Their conversation, though no doubt as genteel as before, was all of broken hearts. But again Letty’s mother found out, and went in wrath to call on Alfred’s family. It was decided between them that the But Alfred and Letty had something to say.... It was in December; there was a snow-storm—a storm which Lydia Wright would certainly have called “awful”; but it did not interfere with true love; these two children met in the graveyard to swear undying constancy. Alfred’s lantern came twinkling through the flakes, as he threaded his way across the hill-side among the tombstones, and found Letty just inside the entrance, standing with her black serving-woman under a tulip-tree. The negress, chattering with cold and fright, kept plucking at the girl’s pelisse to hurry her; but once Alfred was at her side, Letty was indifferent to storm and ghosts. “Letty, they will part us.” “No, my dear Alfred, no!” “Yes. Yes, they will. Oh, if you were only mine!” Miss Letty sighed. “Will you be true to me, Letty? I am to go on a sailing-vessel to China, to be gone two years. Will you wait for me?” Letty gave a little cry; two years! Her black woman twitched her sleeve. “Miss Let, it’s gittin’ cole, honey.” “(Don’t, Flora.)—Alfred, two years! Oh, Alfred, that is an eternity. Why, I should be—I should be twenty!” The lantern, set on a tombstone beside them, blinked in a snowy gust. Alfred covered his face with his hands—he was shaken to his soul; the little, gay creature beside him “Alfred,”—she said, faintly; then she hid her face against his arm; “my dear Alfred, I will, if you desire it—fly with you!” Alfred, with a gasp, lifted his head and stared at her. His slower mind had seen nothing but separation and despair; but the moment the word was said he was aflame. What! Would she? Could she? Adorable creature! “Miss Let, my feet done git cole—” “(Flora, be still!)—Yes, Alfred, yes. I am thine.” The boy caught her in his arms. “But I am to be sent away on Monday! My angel, could you—fly, to-morrow?” And Letty, her face still hidden against his, shoulder, nodded. Then, while the shivering Flora “I will not fail you!” she said; and laughed joyously; but the young man’s face was white. She kept her word; and with the assistance of Flora, romantic again when her feet were warm, all went as they planned. Clothes were packed, savings-banks opened, and a chaise abstracted from the Price stable. “It is my intention,” said the youth, On the night of the elopement the two children met at the minister’s house. (Yes, the very old Rectory to which we Old Chester children went every Saturday afternoon to Dr. Lavendar’s Collect class. But of course there was no Dr. Lavendar there in those days). Well; Alfred requested this minister to pronounce them man and wife; but he coughed and poked the fire. “I am of age,” Alfred insisted; “I am twenty-two.” Then Mr. Smith said he must first go and put on his bands and surplice; and Alfred said, “If you please, sir.” And off went Mr. Smith—and sent a note to Alfred’s father and Letty’s mother! The story was that they were torn weeping from each other’s arms; that Letty was sent to bed for two days on bread and water; that Alfred was packed off to Philadelphia the very next morning, and sailed in less than a week. They did not see each other again. But the end of the story was not romantic at all. Letty, although she crept about for a while in deep disgrace, and brooded upon death—that In our day Captain Price was a widower. He had given up the sea, and settled down to live in Old Chester; his son, Cyrus, lived with him, and his languid daughter-in-law—a young lady of dominant feebleness, who ruled the two men with that most powerful domestic rod, foolish weakness. This combination in a woman will cause a mountain (a masculine mountain) to fly from its firm base; while kindness, justice, and good sense leave it upon unshaken But one must not be too hard on Mrs. Cyrus. In the first place, she was “Want to come and smoke with me? ‘Your granny was Murray!’—you’re sojering. You’re first mate; you belong on the bridge in storms. I’m before the mast. Tend to your business!” It was forty-eight years before Letty and Alfred saw each other again—or at least before persons calling themselves by those old names saw each other. Were they Letty and Alfred—this tousled, tangled, good-humored old man, ruddy and cowed, and this When this excellent daughter appeared in Old Chester and said she was going to hire a house, and bring her mother back to end her days in the home of her girlhood, Old Chester displayed a friendly interest; when she decided upon a house on Main Street, directly opposite Captain Price’s, it began to recall the romance of that thwarted elopement. “Do you suppose she knows that story about old Alfred Price and her mother?” said Old Chester; and it looked sidewise at Miss North with polite curiosity. This was not altogether because of her mother’s romantic past, but because of her own manners and clothes. With painful exactness, Miss North endeavored to follow the fashion; but she looked as “That’s not good house-keeping; it’s foolish waste of time.” And when Neddy Dilworth’s wife confessed coquettishly, that one would hardly take her to be a year or two older than her husband, would one? Mary North exclaimed, in utter astonishment: “is that all? Why, you look twelve years older!” Of course such truthfulness was far from genteel,—though Old Chester was not as displeased as you might have supposed. Captain Price removed his pipe from his mouth and looked at it. “Why! I believe I do, sometimes,” he said. “I inquired,” said Miss North, smiling tremulously, her hands gripped hard together, “because, if you do, I will ask you to desist when passing our windows.” Captain Price was so dumfounded that for a moment words failed him. Then he said, meekly, “Does your mother object to tobacco smoke, ma’am?” “It is injurious to all ladies’ throats,” Miss North explained, her voice quivering and determined. “Does your mother resemble you, madam?” said Captain Price, slowly. “Oh no! my mother is pretty. She has my eyes, but that’s all.” “I didn’t mean in looks,” said the “Her views? I don’t think my mother has any particular views,” Miss North answered, hesitatingly; “I spare her all thought,” she ended, and her thin face bloomed suddenly with love. Old Chester rocked with the Captain’s report of his call; and Mrs. Cyrus told her husband that she only wished this lady would stop his father’s smoking. “Just look at his ashes,” said Gussie; “I put saucers round everywhere to catch ’em, but he shakes ’em off anywhere—right on the carpet! And if you say anything, he just says, ‘Oh, they’ll keep the moths away!’ I worry so for fear he’ll set the house on fire.” “Yes; you are,” said Miss North; “but never mind; stay, if you want to.” She tried to smile, but she looked at the duster which she had put down upon Mrs. Cyrus’s entrance. Gussie wavered as to whether to take offence, but decided not to—at least not until she could make the remark which was buzzing in her small mind. It seemed strange, she said, that Mrs. North should come, not only to Old Chester, but right across the street from Captain Price! “Why?” said Mary North, briefly. “Why?” said Mrs. Cyrus, with faint “Your father-in-law?—my mother?” “Why, you know,” said Mrs. Cyrus, with her light cackle, “your mother was a little romantic when she was young. No doubt she has conquered it by this time. But she tried to elope with my father-in-law.” “What!” “Oh, bygones should be bygones,” Mrs. Cyrus said, soothingly; “forgive and forget, you know. I have no doubt she is perfectly—well, perfectly correct, now. If there’s anything I can do to assist you, ma’am, I’ll send my husband over”; and then she lounged away, leaving poor Mary North silent with indignation. But that night at tea Gussie said that she thought strong-minded ladies were “Lady!” said the Captain. “She’s a man-o’-war’s-man in petticoats.” Gussie giggled. “She’s as flat as a lath,” the Captain declared; “if it hadn’t been for her face, I wouldn’t have known whether she was coming bow or stern on.” “I think,” said Mrs. Cyrus, “that that woman has some motive in bringing her mother back here; and right across the street, too!” “What motive?” said Cyrus, mildly curious. But Augusta waited for conjugal privacy to explain herself: “Cyrus, I worry so, because I’m sure that woman thinks she can catch your father again. Oh, just listen to that harmonicon down-stairs! It sets my teeth on edge!” And Augusta cried all night, and showed herself at the breakfast-table lantern-jawed and sunken-eyed; and her father-in-law judged it wise to sprinkle his cigar ashes behind the stable. The day that Mrs. North arrived in Old Chester, Mrs. Cyrus commanded the situation; she saw the daughter get out of the stage, and hurry into the house for a chair so that the mother might descend more easily. She also saw a little, white-haired old lady take that opportunity to leap nimbly, and quite unaided, from the swinging step. “Now, mother!” expostulated Mary North, chair in hand, and breathless, Meekly, after her moment of freedom, the little lady put her hand on that gaunt arm, and tripped up the path and into the house, where, alas! Augusta Price lost sight of them. Yet even she, with all her disapproval of strong-minded ladies, must have admired the tenderness of the man-o’-war’s-man. Miss North put her mother into a big chair, and hurried to bring a dish of curds. “I’m not hungry,” protested Mrs. North. “Never mind. It will do you good.” With a sigh the little old lady ate the curds, looking about her with curious eyes. “Why, we’re right across the street from the old Price house!” she said. “Dear me, yes,” said Mrs. North, twinkling; “why, I’d forgotten all about it, but the eldest boy— Now, what was his name? Al—something. Alfred—Albert; no, Alfred. He was a beau of mine.” “Mother! I don’t think it’s refined to use such a word.” “Well, he wanted me to elope with him,” Mrs. North said, gayly; “if that isn’t being a beau, I don’t know what is. I haven’t thought of it for years.” “If you’ve finished your curds you must lie down,” said Miss North. “Oh, I’ll just look about—” “No; you are tired. You must lie down.” “Who is that stout old gentleman going into the Price house?” Mrs. North said, lingering at the window. “Indeed I shall!” cried Mrs. North, her eyes snapping with delight. “Mary, I’ll wash the breakfast dishes, as my mother used to do!” “Oh no,” Mary North protested; “it would tire you. I mean to take every care from your mind.” “But,” Mrs. North pleaded, “you have so much to do; and—” “Never mind about me,” said the daughter, earnestly; “you are my first consideration.” “I know it, my dear,” said Mrs. North, meekly. And when Old Chester came to make its call, one of the first things she said was that her Mary “Now, Mary, really!” she began. “Mother, I don’t care! I don’t like “But I enjoy seeing people, and—” “It is bad for you to be tired,” Mary said, her thin face quivering still with the effort she had made; “and they sha’n’t tire you while I am here to protect you.” And her protection never flagged. When Captain Price called, she asked him to please converse in a low tone, as noise was bad for her mother. “He had been here a good while before I came in,” she defended herself to Mrs. North, afterwards; “and I’m sure I spoke politely.” The fact was, the day the Captain came, Miss North was out. Her mother had seen him pounding up the The Captain turned and looked at her. There was just one moment’s pause; perhaps he tried to bridge the years, and to believe that it was Letty who spoke to him—Letty, whom he had last seen that wintry night, pale and weeping, in the slender green sheath of a fur-trimmed pelisse. If so, he gave it up; this plump, white-haired, bright-eyed old lady, in a wide-spreading, rustling black silk dress, was not Letty. She was Mrs. North. The Captain came across the street, waving his newspaper, and saying, “So you’ve cast anchor in the old port, ma’am?” “My daughter is not at home; do come in,” she said, smiling and nodding. Captain Price hesitated; then “Well—Mrs. North!” he said; and then they both laughed, and she began to ask questions: Who was dead? Who had so and so married? “There are not many of us left,” she said. “The two Ferris girls and Theophilus Morrison and Johnny Gordon—he came to see me yesterday. And Matty Dilworth; she was younger than I—oh, by ten years. She married the oldest Barkley boy, didn’t she? I hear he didn’t turn out well. You married his sister, didn’t you? Was it the oldest girl or the second sister?” “It was the second—Jane. Yes, poor Jane. I lost her in ’forty-five.” “You have children?” she said, sympathetically. “My girl has never married; she’s a good daughter,”—Mrs. North broke off with a nervous laugh; “here she is, now!” Mary North, who had suddenly appeared in the doorway, gave a questioning sniff, and the Captain’s hand sought his guilty pocket; but Miss North only said: “How do you do, sir? Now, mother, don’t talk too much and get tired.” She stopped and tried to smile, but the painful color came into her face. “And—if you please, Captain Price, will you speak in a low tone? Large, noisy persons exhaust the oxygen in the air, and—” “Mary!” cried poor Mrs. North; but the Captain, clutching his old felt hat, began to hoist himself up from the sofa, scattering ashes about as he “I tell my daughter-in-law they’ll keep the moths away,” the old gentleman said, sheepishly. “I use camphor,” said Miss North, “Flora must bring a dust-pan.” “Flora?” Alfred Price said. “Now, what’s my association with that name?” “She was our old cook,” Mrs. North explained; “this Flora is her daughter. But you never saw old Flora?” “Why, yes, I did,” the old man said, slowly. “Yes. I remember Flora. Well, good-bye,—Mrs. North.” “Good-bye, Alfred. Come again,” she said, cheerfully. “Mother, here’s your beef tea,” said a brief voice. Alfred Price fled. He met his son just as he was entering his own house, But Cyrus was to receive still further enlightenment on the subject of his opposite neighbor: “She called him in. I heard her, with my own ears! ‘Alfred,’ she said, ‘come in.’ Cyrus, she has designs; oh, I worry so about it! He ought to be protected. He is very old, and, of course, foolish. You ought to check it at once.” “Gussie, I don’t like you to talk that way about my father,” Cyrus began. “You’ll like it less later on. He’ll go and see her to-morrow.” “Why shouldn’t he go and see her to-morrow?” Cyrus said, and added a modest bad word; which made Gussie “What!” gasped Mary North. “But it’s impossible!” “It would be very unbecoming, considering their years,” said Gussie; “but I worry so, because, you know, nothing So the seed was dropped. Certainly he did come very often. Certainly her mother seemed very glad to see him. Certainly they had very long talks. Mary North shivered with apprehension. But it was not until a week later that this miserable suspicion grew strong enough to find words. It was after tea, and the two ladies were sitting before a little fire. Mary North had wrapped a shawl about her mother, and given her a footstool, and pushed her chair nearer the fire, and then pulled it away, and opened and shut the parlor door three times to regulate the draught. Then she sat down in the corner of the sofa, exhausted but alert. “If there’s anything you want, mother, you’ll be sure and tell me?” “I think I’d better put another shawl over your limbs?” “Oh no, indeed!” “Mother, are you sure you don’t feel a draught?” “No, Mary; and it wouldn’t hurt me if I did!” “I was only trying to make you comfortable—” “I know that, my dear; you are a very good daughter. Mary, I think it would be nice if I made a cake. So many people call, and—” “I’ll make it to-morrow.” “Oh, I’ll make it myself,” Mrs. North protested, eagerly; “I’d really enjoy—” “Mother! Tire yourself out in the kitchen? No, indeed! Flora and I will see to it.” Mrs. North sighed. Mrs. North nodded pleasantly. “That daughter-in-law doesn’t half take care of him. His clothes are dreadfully shabby. There was a button off his coat to-day. And she’s a foolish creature.” “Foolish? she’s an unladylike person!” cried Miss North, with so much feeling that her mother looked at her in mild astonishment. “And coarse, too,” said Mary North; “I think married ladies are apt to be coarse. From association with men, I suppose.” “What has she done?” demanded Mrs. North, much interested. “She hinted that he—that you—” “Well?” “That he came here to—to see you.” “She hinted that he might want to—to marry you.” “Well—upon my word! I knew she was a ridiculous creature, but really—!” Mary’s face softened with relief. “Of course she is foolish; but—” “Poor Alfred! What has he ever done to have such a daughter-in-law? Mary, the Lord gives us our children; but Somebody Else gives us our in-laws!” “Mother!” said Mary North, horrified, “you do say such things! But really he oughtn’t to come so often. People will begin to notice it; and then they’ll talk. I’ll—I’ll take you away from Old Chester rather than have him bother you.” “Mary, you are just as foolish as And, somehow, poor Mary North’s heart sank. Nor was she the only perturbed person in town that night. Mrs. Cyrus had a headache, so it was necessary for Cyrus to hold her hand and assure her that Willy King said a headache did not mean brain-fever. “Willy King doesn’t know everything. If he had headaches like mine, he wouldn’t be so sure. I am always worrying about things, and I believe my brain can’t stand it. And now I’ve got your father to worry about!” “Better try and sleep, Gussie. I’ll put some Kaliston on your head.” “Kaliston! Kaliston won’t keep me from worrying. Oh, listen to that harmonicon!” “Mrs. North is thinking of him, which is a great deal more dangerous. Cyrus, you must ask Dr. Lavendar to interfere.” As this was at least the twentieth assault upon poor Cyrus’s common-sense, the citadel trembled. “Do you wish me to go into brain-fever before your eyes, just from worry?” Gussie demanded. “You must go!” “Well, maybe, perhaps, to-morrow—” “To-night—to-night,” said Augusta, faintly. And Cyrus surrendered. “Look under the bed before you go,” Gussie murmured. Cyrus looked. “Nobody there,” he said, reassuringly; and went on tiptoe “How’s her head, Cy?” the Captain called out. “Oh, better, I guess,” Cyrus said. (“I’ll be hanged if I speak to Dr. Lavendar!”) “That’s good,” said the Captain, beginning to hoist himself up out of his chair. “Going out? Hold hard, and I’ll go ’long. I want to call on Mrs. North.” Cyrus stiffened. “Cold night, sir,” he remonstrated. “‘Your granny was Murray, and wore a black nightcap!’” said the Captain; “you are getting delicate in your old age, Cy.” He got up, and plunged “Oh—down-street,” said Cyrus, vaguely. “Sealed orders?” said the Captain, with never a bit of curiosity in his big, kind voice; and Cyrus felt as small as he was. But when he left the old man at Mrs. North’s door, he was uneasy again. Maybe Gussie was right! Women are keener about those things than men. And his uneasiness actually carried him to Dr. Lavendar’s study, where he tried to appear at ease by patting Danny. “What’s the matter with you, Cyrus?” said Dr. Lavendar, looking at him over his spectacles. (Dr. Lavendar, in his wicked old heart, always wanted to call this young man Cipher; And Cyrus, somehow, told his troubles. At first Dr. Lavendar chuckled; then he frowned. “Gussie put you up to this, Cy—rus?” he said. “Well, my wife’s a woman,” Cyrus began, “and they’re keener on such matters than men; and she said, perhaps you would—would—” “What?” Dr. Lavendar rapped on the table with the bowl of his pipe, so loudly that Danny opened one eye. “Would what?” “Well,” Cyrus stammered, “you know, Dr. Lavendar, as Gussie says, ‘there’s no fo—’” “You needn’t finish it,” Dr. Lavendar interrupted, dryly; “I’ve heard it before. Gussie didn’t say anything “Oh, but Mrs. North is far beyond middle age,” said Cyrus, earnestly. Dr. Lavendar shook his head. “Well, well!” he said. “To think that Alfred Price should have such a— And yet he is as sensible a man as I know!” “Until now,” Cyrus amended. “But Gussie thought you’d better caution him. We don’t want him, at his time of life, to make a mistake.” “It’s much more to the point that I should caution you not to make a mistake,” said Dr. Lavendar; and then he rapped on the table again, sharply. “The Captain has no such idea—unless Gussie has given it to him. Cyrus, my advice to you is to go home and tell your wife not to be “Oh no, no!” said Cyrus, very much frightened. “I’m afraid you’d hurt her feelings.” “I’m afraid I should,” said Dr. Lavendar, grimly. “She’s so sensitive,” Cyrus tried to excuse her; “you can’t think how sensitive she is, and timid. I never knew anybody so timid! Why, she makes me look under the bed every night, for fear there’s somebody there!” “Well, next time, tell her ‘two men and a dog’; that will take her mind off your father.” It must be confessed that Dr. Lavendar was out of temper—a sad fault in one of his age, as Mrs. Drayton often said; but his irritability was so marked that Cyrus finally slunk off, uncomforted, and afraid to meet Gussie’s eye, even under its However, he had to meet it, and he tried to make the best of his own humiliation by saying that Dr. Lavendar was shocked at the idea of the Captain being interested in Mrs. North. “He said father had been, until now, as sensible a man as he knew, and he didn’t believe he would think of such a dreadful thing. And neither do I, Gussie, honestly,” Cyrus said. “But Mrs. North isn’t sensible,” Gussie protested, “and she’ll—” “Dr. Lavendar said ‘there was no fool like a middle-aged fool,’” Cyrus agreed. “Middle-aged! She’s as old as Methuselah!” “That’s what I told him,” said Cyrus. By the end of April Old Chester smiled. How could it help it? Gussie “It’s got to stop,” she said to herself, passionately; “I must speak to his son.” But her throat was dry at the thought. It seemed as if it would kill her to speak to a man on such a subject, even to as little of a man as Cyrus. But, poor, shy tigress! to save her mother, what would she not do? In her pain and fright she said to Mrs. North that if that old man kept on making her uncomfortable and conspicuous, they would leave Old Chester! Mrs. North twinkled with amusement And that was how it came about that this devoted daughter, after days of exasperation and nights of anxiety, reached a point of tense determination. She would go and see the man’s son, and say ... That afternoon, as she stood before the swinging glass on her high bureau, tying her bonnet-strings, she tried to think what she would say. She hoped God would give her words—polite words; “for I must be polite,” she reminded herself desperately. When she started across the street her paisley shawl had slipped from Gussie met her with effusion, and Mary, striving to be polite, smiled painfully, and said: “I don’t want to see you; I want to see your husband.” Gussie tossed her head; but she made haste to call Cyrus, who came shambling along the hall from the cabin. The parlor was dark, for though it was a day of sunshine and merry May wind, Gussie kept the shutters bowed—but Cyrus could see the pale intensity of his visitor’s face. There was a moment’s silence, broken by a distant harmonicon. “Mr. Price,” said Mary North, with Cyrus opened his weak mouth to ask an explanation, but Gussie rushed in. “You are quite right, ma’am. Cyrus worries so about it (of course we know what you refer to). And Cyrus says it ought to be checked immediately, to save the old gentleman!” “You must stop him,” said Mary North, “for my mother’s sake.” “Well—” Cyrus began. “Have you cautioned your mother?” Gussie demanded. “Yes,” Miss North said, briefly. To talk to this woman of her mother made her wince, but it had to be done. “Will you speak to your father, Mr. Price?” “Well, I—” “Of course he will!” Gussie broke in; “Cyrus, he is in the cabin now.” “Miss North,” said Gussie, rising, “I will do it.” “What, now?” faltered Mary North. “Now,” said Mrs. Cyrus, firmly. “Oh,” said Miss North, “I—I think I will go home. Gentlemen, when they are crossed, speak so—so earnestly.” Gussie nodded. The joy of action and of combat entered suddenly into her little soul; she never looked less vulgar than at that moment. Cyrus had disappeared. Mary North, white and trembling, hurried out. A wheezing strain from the harmonicon followed her into the May sunshine, then ended, abruptly—Mrs. Price had begun! On her own door-step Miss North stopped and listened, “Gussie, I wouldn’t cry. Confound that female, coming over and stirring you up! Now don’t, Gussie! Why, I “I have worried almost to death. Pro-promise!” “Oh, your granny was Mur— Gussie, my dear, now don’t.” “Dr. Lavendar said you’d always been so sensible; he said he didn’t see how you could think of such a dreadful thing.” “What! Lavendar? I’ll thank Lavendar to mind his business!” Captain Price forgot Gussie; he spoke “earnestly.” “Dog-gone these people that pry into— Oh, now, Gussie, don’t!” “I’ve worried so awfully,” said Mrs. Cyrus. “Everybody is talking about you. And Dr. Lavendar is so—so angry about it; and now the daughter has charged on me as though it is my fault! Of course, she is queer, but—” “Oh yes, it has! Her daughter said that she had had to speak to her—” Captain Price, dumfounded, forgot his fear and burst out: “You’re a pack of fools, the whole caboodle! I swear I—” “Oh, don’t blaspheme!” said Gussie, faintly, and staggered a little, so that all the Captain’s terror returned. If she fainted! “Hi, there, Cyrus! Come aft, will you? Gussie’s getting white around the gills—Cyrus!” Cyrus came, running, and between them they got the swooning Gussie to her room; Afterwards, when Cyrus tiptoed down-stairs, he found the Captain “Cy, my boy, come in here”—he hunted about in his pocket for the key of the cupboard—“Cyrus, I’ll tell you what happened; that female across the street came in, and told poor Gussie some cock-and-bull story about her mother and me!” The Captain chuckled, and picked up his harmonicon. “It scared the life out of Gussie,” he said; then, with sudden angry gravity,—“these people that poke their noses into other’s people’s business ought to be thrashed. Well, I’m going over to see Mrs. North.” And off he stumped, leaving Cyrus staring after him, open-mouthed. If Mary North had been at home, she would have met him with all the agonized courage of shyness and a The Captain, however, was not seeking Miss North. He opened the front door, and advancing to the foot of the stairs, called up: “Ahoy, there! Mrs. North!” Mrs. North came trotting out to answer the summons. “Why, Alfred!” she exclaimed, looking over the banisters, “when did you come in? I didn’t hear the bell ring. I’ll come right down.” “It didn’t ring; I walked in,” said the Captain. And Mrs. North came down-stairs, perhaps a little stiffly, but as pretty an old lady as you ever saw. Her white curls lay against faintly pink cheeks, and her lace cap had a pink bow on it. But she looked anxious and uncomfortable. The Captain stumped along in front of her into the parlor, and motioned her to a seat. “Mrs. North,” he said, his face red, his eye hard, “some jack-donkeys have been poking their noses (of course they’re females) into our affairs; and—” “Oh, Alfred, isn’t it horrid in them?” said the old lady. “Darn ’em!” said the Captain. “It makes me mad!” cried Mrs. North; then her spirit wavered. “Mary is so foolish; she says she’ll—she’ll take me away from Old Chester. I laughed at first, it was so foolish. But when she said that—oh dear!” “Well, but, my dear madam, say you won’t go. Ain’t you skipper?” The Captain thought of Gussie, and sighed. “Well,” he said, with the simple candor of the sea, “I guess there ain’t much difference in ’em, married or unmarried.” “It’s the interference makes me mad,” Mrs. North declared, hotly. “Damn the whole crew!” said the Captain; and the old lady laughed delightedly. “Thank you, Alfred!” “My daughter-in-law is crying her eyes out,” the Captain sighed. “Tck!” said Mrs. North; “Alfred, “Oh no,” said the Captain, shocked. “You’re a perfect slave to her,” cried Mrs. North. “No more than you are to your daughter,” Captain Price defended himself; and Mrs. North sighed. “We are just real foolish, Alfred, to listen to ’em. As if we didn’t know what was good for us.” “People have interfered with us a good deal, first and last,” the Captain said, grimly. The faint color in Mrs. North’s cheeks suddenly deepened. “So they have,” she said. The Captain shook his head in a discouraged way; he took his pipe out of his pocket and looked at it absent-mindedly. “I suppose I can stay at home, and let ’em get over it?” “What?” said the Captain. “Come oftener!” cried the old lady. “Let ’em get over it by getting used to it.” Captain Price looked doubtful. “But how about your daughter?” Mrs. North quailed. “I forgot Mary,” she admitted. “I don’t bother you, coming to see you, do I?” the Captain said, anxiously. “Why, Alfred, I love to see you. If our children would just let us alone!” “First it was our parents,” said Captain Price. He frowned heavily. “According to other people, first we were too young to have sense; and now we’re too old.” He took out his worn old pouch, plugged some shag into his pipe, and struck a match Mrs. North sighed too. Neither of them spoke for a moment; then the little old lady drew a quick breath and flashed a look at him; opened her lips; closed them with a snap; then regarded the toe of her slipper fixedly. The color flooded up to her soft white hair. The Captain, staring hopelessly, suddenly blinked; then his honest red face slowly broadened into beaming astonishment and satisfaction. “Mrs. North—” “Captain Price!” she parried, breathlessly. “So long as our affectionate children have suggested it!” “Suggested—what?” “Let’s give ’em something to cry about!” “Alfred!” “She could live here,” murmured Mrs. North. “What do you say?” The little old lady laughed excitedly, and shook her head; the tears stood in her eyes. “Do you want to leave Old Chester?” the Captain demanded. “You know I don’t,” she said, sighing. “She’d take you away to-morrow,” he threatened, “if she knew I had—I had—” “She sha’n’t know it.” “Well, then, we’ve got to get spliced to-morrow.” “I’ll have no dealings with Lavendar,” the Captain said, with sudden stiffness; “he’s like all the rest of ’em. I’ll get a license in Upper Chester, and we’ll go to some parson there.” Mrs. North’s eyes snapped. “Oh, no, no!” she protested; but in another minute they were shaking hands on it. “Cyrus and Gussie can go and live by themselves,” said the Captain, joyously, “and I’ll get that hold cleaned out; she’s kept the ports shut ever since she married Cyrus.” “And I’ll make a cake! And I’ll take care of your clothes; you really are dreadfully shabby”; she turned him round to the light, and brushed off some ashes. The Captain beamed. “Poor Alfred! and there’s a button gone! that daughter-in-law of yours However, it was not to-morrow. It was two or three days later that Dr. Lavendar and Danny, jogging along behind Goliath under the buttonwoods on the road to Upper Chester, were somewhat inconvenienced by the dust of a buggy that crawled up and down the hills just a little ahead. The hood of this buggy was up, upon which fact—it being a May morning of rollicking wind and sunshine—Dr. Lavendar speculated to his companion: “Daniel, the man in that vehicle is either blind and deaf, or else he has something on his conscience; in either case he won’t mind our dust, so we’ll cut in ahead But Goliath had views of his own about the watering-trough, and instead of passing the hooded buggy, which had stopped there, he insisted upon drawing up beside it. “Now, look here,” Dr. Lavendar remonstrated, “you know you’re not thirsty.” But Goliath plunged his nose down into the cool depths of the great iron caldron, into which, from a hollow log, ran a musical drip of water. Dr. Lavendar and Danny, awaiting his pleasure, could hear a murmur of voices from the depths of the eccentric vehicle which put up a hood on such a day; when suddenly Dr. Lavendar’s eye fell on the hind legs of the other horse. “That’s Cipher’s trotter,” he said to himself, and leaning out, cried: “Hi! Cy?” At which the other horse “Where! Where’s Cyrus?” Then he caught sight of Dr. Lavendar. “‘The devil and Tom Walker!’” said the Captain, with a groan. The buggy backed erratically. “Look out!” said Dr. Lavendar—but the wheels locked. Of course there was nothing for Dr. Lavendar to do but get out and take Goliath by the head, grumbling, as he did so, that Cyrus “shouldn’t own such a spirited beast.” “I am somewhat hurried,” said Captain Price, stiffly. The old minister looked at him over his spectacles; then he glanced at the small, embarrassed figure shrinking into the depths of the buggy. (“Hullo, hullo, hullo!” he said, softly. “I can manage,” said the Captain. “I didn’t say ‘go back,’” Dr. Lavendar said, mildly. “Oh!” murmured a small voice from within the buggy. “I expect you need me, don’t you, Alfred?” said Dr. Lavendar. “What?” said the Captain, frowning. “Captain,” said Dr. Lavendar, simply, “if I can be of any service to you and Mrs. North, I shall be glad.” Captain Price looked at him. “Now, look here, Lavendar, we’re going to do it this time, if all the parsons in—well, in the church, try to stop us!” “I’m not going to try to stop you.” “But Gussie said you said—” “Alfred, at your time of life, are you beginning to quote Gussie?” “Captain Price, I do not express my opinion of your conduct to your daughter-in-law. You ought to have sense enough to know that.” “Well, why did you talk to her about it?” “I didn’t talk to her about it. But,” said Dr. Lavendar, thrusting out his lower lip, “I should like to.” “We were going to hunt up a parson in Upper Chester,” said the Captain, sheepishly. Dr. Lavendar looked about, up and down the silent, shady road, then through the bordering elder-berries into an orchard. “If you have your license,” he said, “I have my prayer-book. Let’s go into the orchard. There are two men working there we can get for witnesses—Danny isn’t quite enough, I suppose.” There was a little silence, and then, in the white shadows and perfume of the orchard, with its sunshine, and drift of petals falling in the gay wind, Dr. Lavendar began.... When he came to “Let no man put asunder When it was over, Captain Price drew a deep breath of relief. “Well, this time we made a sure thing of it, Mrs. North!” “Mrs. North?” said Dr. Lavendar; and then he did chuckle. “Oh—” said Captain Price, and roared at the joke. “You’ll have to call me Letty,” said the pretty old lady, smiling and blushing. “Oh,” said the Captain; then he hesitated. “Well, now, if you don’t mind, I—I guess I won’t call you Letty. I’ll call you Letitia.” “Call me anything you want to,” said Mrs. Price, gayly. Then they all shook hands with one another and with the witnesses, who “We have shore leave,” the Captain explained; “we won’t go back to Old Chester for a few days. You may tell ’em, Lavendar.” “Oh, may I?” said Dr. Lavender, blankly. “Well, good-bye, and good luck!” He watched the other buggy tug on ahead, and then he leaned down to catch Danny by the scruff of the neck. “Well, Daniel,” he said, “‘if at first you don’t succeed’—” And Danny was pulled into the buggy. THE ENDTranscriber’s Note: Both Lavender and Lavendar have been retained as they appear in the original publication. |