In his big, fur coat and with mittens big as hams, With his string of bells a-jingling, through the country side he slams. There are lots of calls to make and he’s always on the tear, A-looming in his cutter like an amiable bear. And it’s hi-i-i, there! Johnny don’t ye care, Though’tis aching something awful and is most too much to bear. Just—be—gay! As soon as it is day, That pain will go a-flyin’, for the doctor’s on the way. There are real, true saints; there are angels all around, But there isn’t one that’s welcomer than he is, I’ll be bound. When he bustles in the bed-room and he dumps his buff’ler coat, And sticks a glass thermometer a-down the suff’rin throat. And it’s chirk, cheer up! Mother, bring a cup! You’re going to like this bully when you take a little sup. There—there—why, There’s a twinkle in your eye! You’ll be out again to-morrow, bub; gid-dap, gid-dap, good-bye!
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