A Sun Bath needs no Soap.

Man was made for the Weather, not the Weather for man.

A long drink often makes a short walk.

You may bring a man to the Sea, but you cannot make him think.

A tanned face doesn't make a healthy body.

Dew paddling should be done in the dark.

The only things that bathing machines make are cowards.

It is better to board yourself than let others be bored by you.

“A bore is one who thinks his opinions of greater importance than your own.”

People who throw pebbles into the sea shouldn't dive near shore.

A toothbrush is what many forget but few should need.

Scotland Yard is not in the Grampians.

Cheap food is often dearly bought.

Lyons have no depÔts in Skye.

Orange-trees never yet sprang from scattered peel.

A pear in the hand is worth two in the can.

Peter Piper.

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