THE EDITOR'S CHAPTERS I II SWEETHEART'S DIARY I. SWEETHEART OBJECTS II. PURPLE "THINKS" III. PRESENTS IV. MISS POLLY PRETEND V. PRINCIPIA VI. TORRES VEDRAS VII. TORRES THE SECOND VIII. HUGH JOHN'S PEOPLE IX. THE NEW SHOP X. NIPPER NEGLECTS HIS BUSINESS XI. ELIZABETH XII. FIGS AND FIG-LEAVES XIII. "UNTO US AS A DAUGHTER" XIV. THE HARVEST FAIR XV. QUIET DAYS XVI. HUGH JOHN, AMBASSADOR PLENIPOTENTIARY XVII. THE LITTLE GREEN MAN XVIII. THE BEAD CURTAIN XIX. THE DISCONTENT OF MRS. NIPPER DONNAN XX. TREACHERY! XXI. ADA WINTER AND "YOUNG MRS. WINTER" XXII. AN EVENING CALL XXIII. HONOR THY DAUGHTER! XXIV. CISSY'S MEANNESS XXV. "NOT EVEN HUGH JOHN!" XXVI. HAUNTS REVISITED XXVII. SIR TOADY RELAPSES XXVIII. TWICE-TRAVELED PATHS XXIX. HOME-COMING XXX. SOME DISCLAIMERS