| PAGE |
| The Old Stage Door Tender | 13 |
| It's Hard to Make the Old Folks Believe It | 22 |
| Union Labor | 28 |
| Martin Lehman Goes to New York | 30 |
| Some Hotel Whys | 43 |
| It Isn't the Coat that Makes the Man | 45 |
| One-Night-Stand Orchestras | 48 |
| "Heart Interest" | 57 |
| Tommie Ryan's Horse | 60 |
| Vaudeville vs. the Legitimate | 70 |
| A Social Session | 75 |
| Bigalow and the Big Six | 81 |
| Never Again | 90 |
| The Artistic Temperament | 93 |
| How Mike Donlin Shrunk | 104 |
| A Night in Bohemia | 109 |
| Breaks | 120 |
| The Difference Between New York and Canandaigua | 123 |
| Let Us Hope | 127 |
| The Old Ship of Zion | 130 |
| Fireman, Save My Child | 137 |
| Playing the English Music Halls | 140 |
| "Woodie" | 151 |
| A Cork Man | 153 |
| The Troubles of the Laugh Getters | 159 |
| Asleep with Her Switch | 165 |
| I Join the Suffragettes | 168 |
| The Perils of a Great City | 174 |
| Do You Believe in Signs? | 177 |
| Closing Number | 180 |
