CHAPTER

• A Foreword
• Prelude

1. If I were Twenty-One I would
   do the next thing
2. If I were Twenty-One I would
   adjust myself
3. If I were Twenty-One I would
   take care of my body
4. If I were Twenty-One I would
   train my mind
5. If I were Twenty-One I would
   be happy
6. If I were Twenty-One I would
   get married
7. If I were Twenty-One I would
   save money
8. If I were Twenty-One I would
   study the art of pleasing
9. If I were Twenty-One I would
   determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
10. If I were Twenty-One I would
    make some permanent, amicable arrangement with my conscience