  Omnia habeo, nec quicquam habeo; Quidquid dicunt, laudo; id rursum si negant, laudo id quoque: Negat quis, nego; ait, aio: PostremÒ imperavi egomet mihi Omnia assentari. Terent, in Eunuch. It has been held in antient Rules, That Flattery is the Food of Fools; Yet now and then your Men of Wit Will condescend to taste a Bit. Swift. Muse of my Spencer, who so well could sing, The Passions all, their Bearings and their Ties; Who could in View those shadowy Beings bring, And with bold Hand, remove each dark Disguise, Wherein Love, Hatred, Scorn, or Anger lies: Guide him to Fairy Land, who now intends That Way his Flight; assist him as he flies, To mark those Passions, Virtue’s Foes and Friends, By whom when led she droops, when leading she ascends. And who that modest Nymph of meek Address? Not Vanity, though lov’d by all the Vain; Not Hope, though promising to all, Success; Nor Mirth, nor Joy, though Foe to all Distress; Thee, sprightly Siren, from this Train I choose, Thy Birth relate, thy soothing Arts confess, ’Tis not in thy mild Nature to refuse, When Poets ask thine Aid, so oft their Meed and Muse. /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ In Fairy-Land, on wide and cheerless Plain, Dwelt, in the House of Care, a sturdy Swain; An hireling he, who when he till’d the Soil, Look’d to the Pittance, that repay’d his Toil; And to a Master left the mingled Joy, And anxious Care that follow’d his Employ: Sullen and patient he at once appear’d, As one who murmur’d, yet as one who fear’d; Th’ Attire was coarse that cloth’d his sinewy Frame, Rude his Address and Poverty his Name. In that same Plain a Nymph of curious Taste, A Cottage (plann’d with all her Skill) had plac’d: The various Parts, no simple Man might find; What seem’d the Door, each entering Guest withstood, What seem’d a Window was but painted Wood; But by a secret Spring the Wall would move, And Day-light drop through glassy Door above; ’Twas all her Pride, new Traps for Praise to lay, And all her Wisdom was to hide her Way; In small Attempts incessant were her Pains, And Cunning was her Name among the Swains. Now, whether Fate decreed this Pair should wed, And blindly drove them to the Marriage-Bed; Or whether Love in some soft Hour inclin’d The Damsel’s Heart and won her to be kind, Is yet unsung: they were an ill-match’d Pair, But both dispos’d to wed and wed they were. Yet though united in their Fortune, still Their Ways were diverse, varying was their Will, Nor long the Maid had blest the simple Man, Before Dissentions rose and she began:— “Wretch that I am! since to thy Fortune bound, “What plan, what project with success is crown’d? “I, who a thousand secret Arts possess, “Who every Rank approach with right Address; “And worm’d his Secret from a Traitor’s Breast; “Thence Gifts and Gains collecting, great and small, “Have brought to thee and thou consum’st them all; “For Want like thine, a Bog without a Base, “Ingulph’st all gains, I gather for the Place; “Feeding, unfill’d; destroying, undestroy’d; “It craves for ever and is ever void:— “Wretch that I am! what Misery have I found, “Since my sure Craft was to thy Calling bound?” ‘Oh! vaunt of worthless Arts,’ the Swain replied, Scowling Contempt, ‘how pitiful this Pride! ‘What are these specious Gifts, these paltry Gains, ‘But base Rewards for ignominious Pains? ‘With all thy Tricking, still for Bread we strive, ‘Thine is, proud Wretch! the Care that cannot thrive, ‘By all thy boasted Skill and baffled Hooks, ‘Thou gain’st no more than Students by their Books; ‘No more than I for my poor Deeds am paid, ‘Whom none can blame, will help, or dare upbraid. ‘Call this our Need, a Bog that all devours; ‘Then what thy petty Arts, but Summer-Flowers, ‘Gaudy and mean and serving to betray ‘The Place, they make unprofitably gay? ‘Who know it not, some useless Beauties see; ‘But ah! to prove it was reserv’d for me. Permits harsh Truth his Errors to disprove: While he remains, to wrangle and to jar, Is friendly Tournament not fatal War; Love in his Play will borrow Arms of Hate, Anger and Rage, Upbraiding and Debate; And by his Power the desperate Weapons thrown, Become as safe and pleasant as his own; But left by him, their Natures they assume, And fatal, in their poisoning Force, become. Time fled, and now the Swain compell’d to see New Cause for Fear—‘Is this thy Thrift?’ quoth he. To whom the Wife with cheerful voice replied:— “Thou m |
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