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"I now greatly desire to eat some regular food."
"Those who in the goodness of their hearts may undertake a search for the sucking pig."
"Where do you find the percentage of dyspeptics running highest?"
"She tries to tear all its front teeth out with her bare hands."
"Ro-hocked in the cra-hadle of the da-heep, I la-hay me down in pe-heace to sa-leep!"
"Shem undoubtedly sang it when the animals were hungry."
"And I enjoy it more than words can tell!"
"We looked in vain for the kind of pictures that mother used to make and father used to buy."
"The inscrutable smile of a saleslady would make Mona Lisa seem a mere amateur."
"A person who for reasons best known to the police has not been locked up."
"Collision between two heavenly bodies or premature explosion of a custard pie."
"Everything you catch is second-hand."
"He could beat me climbing, but at panting I had him licked to a whisper."
"She was not much larger than a soapdish."
"Think of being laid face downward firmly across a sinewy knee and beaten forty-love with one of those hard catgut rackets!"


                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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