"Stop Thief!" "Stop Thief!" UT yesterday he came, a small And lively pup—his cheerful face So innocent, that one and all Believed him best of all his race. He crept beneath a chair—'to sleep,' I thought; 'poor tired little love,' Quoth I, and quickly stooped to peep— And caught him chewing up my glove! Since then he's worried all our mats, Upset the milk and smashed a cup; He's chased for miles one neighbour's cats, And nearly killed another's pup. Three stockings and a pair of mits He dragged through all the muddy street; Besides a muff that lies in bits— Except the parts I saw him eat. And now the butcher has been down To say our puppy is a thief, Who visited his shop in town, And ran off with a joint of beef. Yet here he sits and wags his tail, With goodness written on his face— A little dog that could not fail To be the best of all his race.
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