Gerald Fosland, known to be so formal that he had once dressed to answer an emergency call from a friend at the hospital, because the message came in at six o’clock, surprised his guests by appearing before them, in the salon just before dinner, in his driving coat and with his motor cap in his hand. “Sorry,” he informed them, with his stiff bow, “but an errand of such importance that it can not be delayed, causes Mrs. Fosland and myself to return to the city immediately for an hour or so. I am sincerely apologetic, and I trust that you will have a jolly dinner.” “Is Gail going with you?” inquired the alert Mrs. Helen Davies, observing Gail in the gangway adjusting her furs. “She has to chaperon me, while Gerald is busy,” Arly glibly explained. “Onery, Orey, Ickery, Ann, Filison, Foloson, Nicholas, John; Queevy, Quavy, English Navy, Stigalum, Stagalum, Buck. You’re it, Aunt Grace,” counted out Arly. “You and Uncle Jim have to be hosts. Good-bye!” and she sailed out to the deck, followed by the still troubled Gail, who managed to accomplish the laughing adieus for which Arly had set the precedence. A swift ride in the launch, in the cool night air, to Gerald aided in divesting the ladies of their wraps, and slipped his own big top coat into the hands of William, and saw to his tie and the set of his waistcoat and the smoothness of his hair, before he stalked into the reception parlour and bowed stiffly. “Gentlemen,” he observed, giving his moustache one last smoothing, “first of all, have you brought with you the written guarantees which I required from your respective chiefs, that, in whatsoever comes from the information I am about to give you, the names of your informants shall, under no circumstances, appear in print?” One luckless young man, a fat-cheeked one, with a pucker in the corner of his lips where his cigar should have been, was unable to produce the necessary document, and he was under a scrutiny too close to give him a chance to write it. “Sorry,” announced Gerald, with polite contrition. “As this is a very strict condition, I must ask you to leave the room while I address the remaining gentlemen.” The remaining gentlemen, of whom there were now The unfortunate Hickey made a violent pretence of search through all his pockets. “I must have lost it,” he piteously declared. “Won’t you take my written word that you won’t be mentioned?” and he looked up at the splendidly erect Gerald with that honest appeal in his eyes which had deceived so many. “Sorry,” announced Gerald; “but it wouldn’t be sportsmanlike, since it would be quite unfair to these other gentlemen.” “Hold the stuff ’til I telephone,” begged Hickey. “Say, if I get that written guarantee up here in fifteen minutes, will it do?” Gerald looked him speculatively in the eye. “If you telephone, and can then assure me, on your word of honour, that the document I require shall be in the house before you leave, I shall permit you to remain,” he decreed; and Hickey looked him quite soberly in the eye for half a minute. “I’ll have it here all right,” he decided, and sprang for the telephone, and came back in three minutes with his word of honour. They could hear him, from the library, yelling, from the time he gave the number until he hung up the receiver, and if there was ever urgency in a man’s voice, it was in the voice of Hickey. “Gentlemen; Edward E. Allison (Twelve young gentlemen who had been leaning forward with strained interest, and their mouths half open to help them hear, suddenly jerked bolt upright. The little squib over under the statue of Diana, dropped his lead pencil, and came up with a purple face. Hickey, with a notebook two inches wide in one hand, jabbed down a scratch to represent Allison) is about to complete a transportation system encircling the globe. (The little squib on the end choked on his tongue. Hickey made a ring on his note pad, to represent the globe, and while he waited for the sensation to subside, put a buckle on it.) The acquisition of the foreign railroads will be made possible only by a war, which is already arranged. (The little squib got writer’s cramp. Hickey waited for details. The hollow-cheeked reporter grabbed for a cigarette, but with no intention of lighting it.) The war, which will be between Germany and France, will begin within a month. France, unable to raise a war fund otherwise, will sell her railroads. The Russian line is already being taken from its present managers, and will be turned over to Allison’s world syndicate within a week. The important steamship lines will become involved in financial difficulties, which have already been set afoot in England. Following these events will come a successful rebellion in India, and the independence of all the British colonies. (The little squib laid down his pencil, and sat in open-mouthed despair. He was three sentences behind, and knew that he would be compelled “Have you a good photograph handy?” asked the squib, awakening from his trance. Nine young gentlemen put the squib right about that photograph. Hickey was lost in the fields of Elysian phantasy, and the red-headed reporter was still writing and stuffing loose pages in his pocket, and the one with the beard was making a surreptitious sketch of Gerald Fosland, to use on the first plausible occasion. He had in mind a special article on wealthy clubmen at home. “Company incorporated?” inquired Hickey, who was the most practical poet of his time. “I should consider that a pertinent question,” granted Gerald. “Gentlemen, you will pardon me for a moment,” and he bowed himself from the room. He had meant to ask that one simple question and return, but, in Arlene’s blue room, where sat two young women in a high state of quiver, he had to make his speech all over again, verbatim, and detail each interruption, and describe how they received the news, and answer, several times, the variously couched question, if he really thought their names would not be mentioned. It was fifteen minutes before he returned, and he found the twelve young gentlemen suffering with an intolerable itch to be gone! Five of the young men were in the library, quarrelling, in decently low voices, over the use of phone. The imperturbable Hickey, “I am sorry to advise you, gentlemen, that I am unable to tell you if the International Transportation Company is, or is about to be, incorporated,” reported Gerald gravely, and he signalled to William to open the front door. The air being too cold, however, he had it closed presently, for now he was the centre of an interrogatory circle from every degree of which came questions so sharply pointed that they seemed to flash as they darted towards him. Gerald Fosland listened to this babble of conversation with a courtesy beautiful to behold, but at the first good pause, he advised them that he had given them all the information at his command, and once more caused the door to be opened; whereupon the eager young gentlemen, with the exception of the squib, who was on his knees under a couch looking for a lost subway ticket, shook hands cordially and admiringly with the host of the evening, and bulged out into the night. As the rapt and enchanted Hickey passed out of the door, a grip like a pair of ice tongs caught him by the arm, and drew him gently but firmly back. “Sorry,” observed Gerald; “but you don’t go.” “Hasn’t that damn boy got here yet?” demanded Hickey, in an immediate mood for assassination. He was a large young man, and defective messenger boys were the bane of his existence. “William says not,” replied Gerald. “For the love of Mike, let me go!” pleaded Hickey. “This stuff has to be handled while it’s still sizzling! “Sorry,” regretfully observed Gerald; “but I shall be compelled to detain you until he arrives.” “Can’t do it!” returned the desperate Hickey. “I have to go!” and he made a dash for the door. Once more the ice tongs clutched him by the shoulder and sank into the flesh. “If you try that again, young man, I shall be compelled to thrash you,” stated the host, again mildly. Hickey looked at him, very thoroughly. Gerald was a slim waisted gentleman, but he had broad shoulders and a depressingly calm eye, and he probably exercised twenty minutes every morning by an open window, after his cold plunge, and took a horseback ride, and walked a lot, and played polo, and a few other effete things like that. Hickey sat down and waited, and, though the night was cold, he mopped his brow until the messenger came! |