The Vicar (discussing the Daylight Saving Bill): "But why have you put the small clock on and not the big one?" Old Man: "Well, it's like this, sir; grandfeyther's clock 'ave been tellin' th' truth for ninety year, and I can't find it i' my heart to make a liar o' he now; but li'le clock, 'e be a German make, so it be all right for 'e."