Time: Christmas Eve. The story begins at tea-time in the nursery, and ends on Christmas morning, the night being bridged over by Ted's dream. Scene: Nursery, with fireplace, Any Christmas song will do. "Oh, Ring, Glad Bells" (from Songs and Games for Little Ones Kitty. Oh, I do wish Papa and Mamma would get done their supper and come up here! Marjorie. Seems to me it takes twice as long to eat supper in the dining-room as it does up here in the nursery! Ted. Grown folks are so slow about it! Robin. Guess they have more to eat, too. Nurse. No, indeed, Master Robin, it's because they're polite and don't eat so fast! Marjorie. We do gobble just like Thanksgiving turkeys! Kitty. Rosy-posy never does. [Patting little Rose.] Ted. Pooh! Rosebud doesn't eat more'n a bite, anyway! Rose. Maggie, please untie my bib. Ted. I'll do it for you. [Jumps up and unties it. The others take theirs off, and the nurse carries them all away.] Kitty. Oh, I'm so excited! I don't believe I can sleep a wink. Marjorie. Don't you wish to-morrow would come quick? Boys. You bet! Marjorie. Santa Claus! Kitty. Christmas Tree! Robin. Sleds! Ted. Candy! Robin. Big drums! Boys [drumming with fists on table]. B-r-r-rum! B-r-rum! Brum! Brum! Brum! Kitty [covering her ears]. Mercy! what a racket! Do be quiet, boys! Rose [shaking her finger]. Santa Claus'll hear you 'way up at the North Pole! Ted. I hope he's started on his travels before this, or he won't get here for a week. Robin. Wouldn't you like to ride with him in his old sleigh, though? Ted. And help him fill the stockings! Marjorie. I don't think I'd like going down chimneys much. Kitty. What a good chimney-sweep Santa Claus must make. Robin [going to look up chimney]. Oh, isn't it 'most time to hang up the stockings? [Comes to stand beside Marjorie.] Kitty. Maggie has gone to get them, I think. Rose. But, Sister, how will Santa Claus know which is which? Kitty. He'll know yours the minute he sees it, Pet. Rose. Will he? Ted. Sure! Robin. Oh, I say, Ted, wouldn't it be a joke if he got 'em all mixed up, and put my things in Marjorie's stocking, and yours in Kitty's! Kitty. He won't. He's such a wise old fellow that he always knows, somehow. Marjorie. Well, I should think it would be lots easier if we marked them! It must be dreadfully hard for him to remember. Ted. I'll tell you what! S'posing we write a list of the things we want him to bring, too? Robin. Good for you, Ted. Then he won't have to remember all the letters we've been writing him. Marjorie. Give us some paper, quick, Kitty! Kitty [gets paper and pencils from mantel, Ted helping her]. If Santa Claus has to remember all the letters all the children in the world write him every year, shouldn't you think his head must ache? [Divides paper among children. All sit at table and write.] Ted. Put your name at the top. Marjorie. And the thing you want most, next. Rose [to Kitty]. Will Santa Claus mind if I print mine? Kitty. No, indeed. He likes printing. [All write busily for a few moments. Robin. I'm done. Look at that! [Holds it up.] Kitty. My! what a long list! Rose. Oh-h-h! Santa Claus'll think you're greedy! Robin. I don't expect him to give me all those things. That's just so he can choose. Kitty. Here come Papa and Mamma. Now, Ted, go get the stockings. [Exit Ted. Enter Father and Mother, Kitty. Mamma, we've made lists—— Robin. Of the things we want—— Kitty. And we're going to pin them on our stockings—— Marjorie. Because we thought we ought to save poor Santa Claus all the trouble we could. Mother. What thoughtful children! I'm sure Santa Claus will appreciate it. Robin. Now, sit down and write your lists, quick! Father [laughing]. Santa Claus will be frightened by such an array of wants. [Father and Mother sit down and write.] Father. Do you think his pack will hold out? Robin [with scorn]. 'Course it will! That pack hasn't any bottom at all. Marjorie and Rose [taking hands and dancing]. Oh, goody! goody! goody! [Enter Ted, with Maggie, who gives stock Father. I don't see my sock anywhere. This surely isn't mine! [Holds up a long stocking.] Marjorie. Oh, Papa, it would be too mean to hang up one of your horrid little ones! Robin. No, sir! Ted. Socks are no good on Christmas Eve. We've got one of Mamma's for you. Father [laughing]. Oh, I see. Very well. But it's lucky they're to be marked. Santa Claus would never in the world recognize this one. Mother [to Robin, who is stretching his stocking as much as possible]. Robin, what are you doing? Robin. Just making it bigger. Now, come along. Papa's on the first hook. [All go to fireplace and hang stockings, Nurse helping Rose. All stand back to gaze.] Kitty. Don't they make a fine show? Boys. Hurrah! Hurrah! [Children all clap.] Mother. Softly, children! [To Nurse.] Maggie, they will never go to sleep if they are so excited! [To children.] Sit down here a little while and sing some of your Christmas songs before you go to bed. Kitty. Oh, no, Mamma, let Rosebud sing her song for us, and we'll be quiet. Mother. Very well, dear. Ted. Let her stand on the table, so everybody can hear. Come, Rosy! [Ted and Kitty help her up. Father stands by fire, Marjorie with her arm about Mother, Nurse in door, Kitty sits on a corner of the table, Robin in a chair, Ted leaning over the back of it. Mother. Now, Maggie, take her to bed. [Nurse leads her out.] Father. Yes, it's high time you all went. Good-night, all of you! Children. Good-night, Papa! Good-night, Mamma! Robin [runs to fireplace, and bends over, shouting]. Good-night, Santa Claus! Father. Now, scamper, every one of you! [Chases them out, Mother follows. Stage darkened somewhat. Enter the Brownie suddenly, through fireplace. Stands (Center) for a moment, finger on lips, then rushes to door, peeps out, comes back, looks under table, and then, as if satisfied, goes to stockings, and stands examining them, feet wide apart, and hands on hips. Comes to Father's, measures it with his hands, then lifts it by the toe, and points to it, grinning. Doubles up with laughter. Suddenly puts his hand to his ear, and bends over, listening. Rushes to door, runs back, and vanishes in chimney. Enter Ted.] Ted [softly]. I just can't go to bed yet. Robin went to sleep the very minute he got into bed. Don't see how he could. Maggie thinks I'm all nicely tucked in, and she's gone downstairs. [Goes to fireplace and looks up chimney.] I do wish I could catch Santa Claus. No signs of him yet, and I don't hear the sleigh-bells. I think I'll just sit down and wait. [Crosses to his own chair, and sits facing audience, with one elbow on table.] I believe I could give Santa Claus a few pointers, any Ted [jumps up, and stands off a little way]. Wow! Wha—wha—— Who are you? Brownie [folds his arms and looks contemptuously down on Ted]. Who is this impertinent snip of a boy who dares to insinuate that my master, Santa Claus, is too old and decrepit to do his work any longer? Ted. Indeed, indeed, I didn't say that! Brownie [wrathfully]. What did you say, then? It sounded very much like it. [Shakes his head fiercely.] Ted. I—I—I just said—that I think he makes mistakes sometimes. Brownie [sitting down cross-legged on the table]. Very well, we'll just have this matter settled at once. Sit down, now, and let me hear what you have to say. [Ted backs away from his chair.] No, that won't do. Sit down, I tell you. [Ted reluctantly obeys, pulling his chair to a safe distance, and sitting astride of it.] Now then, young sir, will you tell me what complaints you Ted [anxious to appease]. Oh, yes! and more, too! Brownie. And wasn't everything in it in perfect order? Was anything broken? Ted [emphatically]. No! Everything was just out of sight! Brownie. And weren't all the cracks stuffed tight with candy and nuts and raisins? Ted. I should say they were! Brownie. Then I'd like to know the meaning of this discontent! You twentieth-century boys are a set of ungrateful young scamps, who get the best of everything, and then complain of it, and break it up in three days' time. Santa Claus is spoiling you, I say! Boys a hundred years ago were thankful for the slates and schoolbooks we gave them, and the girls were happy enough over corncob dolls. Now you must have steam-engines, and motors, and automobiles, and dolls that walk and talk, and are so full of cogs and wheels that no real flesh-and-blood little girl could love them at all. I tell you, in all my thousand years of existence, I have never met anything so grasping as the modern children! [Talks so loud and gesticulates so wildly that Ted backs away again.] Ted [meekly]. Please, Mr.—Mr. Brownie, I didn't mean that! Honest Injun, I didn't! Brownie. Well, then, explain yourself! Ted. I—I—I was just thinking that people ask Santa Claus for such f-foolish things that it's a wonder he gives them anything at all. Brownie. Foolish! I should think they were! Ted. And if there was anybody that could tell Brownie. And you think you could manage things better, do you? Ted. I didn't say that,—I said I would like to help. Brownie [scratches his nose, scowling very hard]. See here. Suppose I let you try. Santa Claus is unusually busy to-night, and is sending a great number of his Brownies out to fill stockings. I was to look out for this house, among several hundred others, and I—a—well, I have a fancy that I should enjoy letting you help. Ted. Oh, will you, really? Brownie [jumping off table]. Yes, I have about made up my mind to let you into the secrets of the business. You can learn a few things, I think. Ted. Good for you! Thank you, ever so much. Brownie. Never mind. Wait till to-morrow before you thank me. [Grins meaningly.] Now, let's be quick about this—the time is getting short. We'll just go over these lists together, and you can tell me what improvements to make. [They go to the first stocking.] Ted. Shall I get you a paper to write things down, so you won't forget? Brownie [shouts angrily]. Forget! Ted. Yes, I thought maybe since you're so old—— Brownie. That shows all you know about it! Of course there's some excuse for your forgetting, since your memory is only ten years long, but mine's a thousand years long, and I never forget anything! Come, read me this list. Ted [reading]. "Encyclopedia Britannica." Now Papa can't possibly want that, because he knows all about everything already. And besides, I heard Mamma say Brownie. Oh, certainly not! Ted. Now, Mamma's. "Half a dozen new bibs." Bibs! They don't belong on her list. She can't have that! "Little rocking-chair." Now, if she has a little rocking-chair, there won't be any room for us on the arms of it,—that wouldn't do at all. "A rose vase." All her vases are broken now, and if she had another, Maggie'd just smash it, too, so what's the use in giving it to her? [Turns to list.] What's all this at the bottom? "Most of all, five good boys and girls to live with till next Christmas"! Jiminy Christopher, how can she want five more? Brownie [significantly]. She didn't say "more." Ted [claps his hand over his mouth]. Oh!... P'r'aps she didn't mean that! P'r'aps she meant us! [Stares thoughtfully before him.] Brownie. Hurry up! Look at this one. Ted. That's Kitty's. Let's see. "A boy doll and a girl doll." Now, don't you think Kitty's altogether too big for dolls? I suppose little girls must have dolls, but they're terribly silly things. "Half a Dozen Girls." That's nothing but an old girl's book. Give her stories about fights and Indians and bears to read to us. "Pa Brownie [reading Ted's list]. "Boxing-gloves. Baseball. Roller-coaster. Skates. Boots. Marbles." Ted. Oh, now I see what it is. "Rubber boots." He doesn't need those. I'm going to have some new ones, and my others aren't much too big for him. "Marbles." He's got more marbles now 'n' any boy I know. "Top. Kite"—this isn't the time of year for those things. Never mind, I'll tell you what he wants in a minute. Now, Margie. "Dolls" again. She's got three dozen if she's got one! "Music-box." Pshaw! they just go and smash right away. "Paints." She'd paint up all the chairs and tables in the house and nobody would like it a bit. "Little stove"—that might be nice,—but I'm afraid she'd burn herself. You see, she hasn't got anything good on her list, either. Now, Rose comes last of all. [Looks at Rose's list a moment.] Well, I guess Rosebud ought to have everything she's asked for. [Turns to Brownie, and the two walk away from the fire.] Now, didn't I tell you how it was? People want such silly things! Now, I'll tell you what to bring instead. [Puts his arm across Brownie's shoulder, and whispers in his ear, pointing to one stocking after another.] ... Now, I guess that's all. It was awfully good of you to let me help, and I know they'll all be pleased. [Walks around table, sits with his back to audience. Stretches his arms above his head, and yawns aloud.] I really believe I could go to sleep now. [Drops his head on his hands. Brownie waves his wand above Brownie. Now I guess he's in for a good night's sleep. Little scamp! He ought to have some kind of a trick played on him, but Santa Claus forbids any pranks on Christmas Eve. [Crosses to fireplace.] What shall I do about these stockings, anyway? These poor children are going to be dreadfully disappointed to-morrow if I keep my promise to that scallywag, Ted. Perhaps I'd better telephone Santa Claus about it. [Takes up the toe of a stocking and speaks through it, moving it from mouth to ear as he speaks or listens.] Hello! Hello, there! North Pole! Please connect me with Santa Claus.... Hello, is that you, Santa? I want to consult you about some doubtful business.... Yes, sir, Mr. Bird's house.... His boy is making a dreadful mess with these stockings.... He wants them all filled with presents for himself.... What's that you say? Let him try it?... Be a good lesson for him?... All right, sir! Thank you. Any trouble with icebergs? No?... That's good.... All right, good-by! [Drops stocking.] Well, I must see it through, then, I suppose. [Takes down the stockings and carries them into the chimney two at a time. When the last is carried out, he brings them back in the same order, filled. To avoid delay, a double set is prepared, the Brownie leaving the empty ones and bringing the full ones instead.] Well, he's pretty generous to himself, anyway. And he thinks it's all for their good! [Walks over and stands looking at Ted.] I'll just say good-night to you, now, young man.... No! before I go, I believe I'll give you a few Christmas dreams. [Waves his wand and walks slowly to back of stage. Scene darkened, lights thrown on sec BROWNIE'S SONGAir: "Fly, Little Birds." Come, Christmas dreams, from Fairyland! Tableau: Jack Horner. II. Dear Santa Claus we've always known, Tableau: Mrs. Santa Claus. III. When Santa Claus was young and gay, Tableau: When Santa Claus was young. IV. This little lad, with happy smile, Tableau: "Merry Christmas." V. But there are children not far away, Tableau: "No Christmas." VI. The Christmas Waits, in times of old, Tableau: The Christmas Waits. [The curtain does not rise until the verse is ended, then shows empty stage. The Waits begin their carol behind the scenes, marching single file till the first couple is opposite the opening, when they turn, join hands, and enter two by two. The march of the Waits may be as simple or as elaborate as desired, or as the size of the stage permits. Or they may walk to the footlights, and stand there during a part of their song. The smallest couple should, of course, lead. The stage, darkened for the earlier tableaux, should be made bright for this march. At the end of the march, the Waits pass out as they entered, and the back curtain is dropped.] [The Brownie comes forward and stands by Brownie. Merry Christmas, Ted! It has come at last! [Rushes away and vanishes in chimney.] Ted [sits up, stretches, yawns, rubs his eyes, and looks around]. Why! I do believe I've slept here all night! [Sits on table.] And, my! maybe you think I haven't been dreaming! Guess I'll go see what time it is. [Goes to door, turns, and sees stockings.] Jiminy Christmas, just look at those stockings! [Exit.] [Enter Nurse with duster. Sees stockings. Nurse. Well, well! did I ever! Santa Claus has been pretty good to them this year. Marjorie [without, calling]. Maggie! Maggie! Mamma says we may have our stockings right off now. Please bring them to us, quick! Nurse. That I will, Miss Margie, fast as ever I can! [Lifts them down.] Crammed full, I declare! and heavy!—heavy as that good-for-nothing Bridget's cake! [Exit Nurse. Enter Brownie, cautiously Brownie [peeping out]. I've got to see the end of this experiment! [Flies back to chimney and hides.] [Enter Nurse. Nurse [dusting]. Old Santa Claus is mighty good to these children. Fills up stockings like those, and then comes himself and brings a tree on top of all that. They must be pets of his. [Enter Ted dejectedly, sits down, and drops Nurse. Dear, dear! whatever is the matter, Master Ted? Ted [darkly]. Oh, go downstairs, Maggie, and you'll see! Nurse. Mercy on us! what's happened? [Shakes him.] Ted. Oh, dear, oh, dear! the children don't like their stockings! Nurse. What's that you say? Ted [very despairingly]. Oh, go away! Go downstairs, and you'll see. Nurse [in tragic tones]. Such a thing never happened in this blessed house before! [Rushes out.] Ted [sitting up]. Oh, dear, what shall I do about it? It's just dreadful, and it's all my fault. [Brownie pokes his head out.] They don't want my things, either, or I'd be glad to give them all I got. [Puts his head down again. Enter Kitty, Marjorie, and Robin, disconsolately. Girls sit by fire, Robin at table.] Robin. Well, Kitty, do you think Santa Claus couldn't read our letters? Kitty. I don't know what to think! Marjorie. Well, how could he make such dreadful mistakes? Robin [rubbing his eyes]. Didn't bring one single thing I asked for—didn't bring a thing but books and puzzles! Kitty [elbows on knees and chin in hands]. Brought me a box of fishing tackle—and I just hate to fish! Marjorie [putting handkerchief to eyes]. He gave me big rubber boots—and I don't like to wade in the brook—I'm afraid of snakes! [Ted, in the depths of woe, slips to the floor Robin. Don't see why Ted feels so badly—Santa Claus gave him everything he asked for! Kitty. Yes, and Rosy's stocking was all right. I'm glad she got what she wanted—bless her little heart! Marjorie [suddenly]. Oh, Kitty, what shall we do Kitty. I don't care—I can't thank him for those horrid old fish-hooks! Robin [with decision]. I'm just going to tell him he can take his puzzles and give them to some other boy! [Enter Father and Mother, sharing the Father [in a puzzled tone]. It's the most singular thing! Mother. I never heard of Santa Claus making a mistake before. Father. Two empty cigar boxes in my stocking! Ted [aside, dismally]. Those were for Robin and me to make lanterns of! Father. I'm sure I don't know who wants those! Mother. And a roll of the muslin I make sails of for the boys' boats, in my stocking! With some old rags! Ted [aside again]. Kite-tails! Father. Well, Santa Claus has certainly lost his mind! Mother. Well, he'll be here very soon, and perhaps we shall find out what these queer presents mean. [Looks at her watch.] Come, children, you must get your faces washed, and look as bright as you can for him. Father. Perhaps, after all, it's just some joke of his. [Exeunt all but Ted. Ted [jumping up]. I know! I'll see Santa Claus first, and beg him to take back these things—— [Runs to fireplace, calling softly.] Oh, Santa Claus! Santa Claus! do hurry! [Sleigh bells in distance.] Oh, Santa Claus! Santa Claus [up chimney]. Who's that I hear calling me? Ted. It's me—me—me! Ted Bird! Oh, please hurry! Santa Claus. Yes, yes! But this chimney's such a tight squeeze! [Loud jingling.] Ted. Oh, please be quiet! Please don't make such a noise! [Enter Santa Claus, through fireplace, bowing Santa Claus. Not make a noise? I'd just like to know who has a better right to make a noise than I? Ted. Oh, yes, I know, but I must speak to you before the others come in! [Pulls up a chair, stands on it, and puts his arm across Santa Claus' shoulders.] Santa Claus. What's all this secrecy about? Ted. It's just this, Santa Claus. The Brownie let me help him last night, and I told him such nice things to put in the stockings, and now nobody likes them, and everything's in a terrible muddle! Santa Claus. Oho! So you've been finding out that it isn't so easy, after all, to give people what they want, have you? Ted. But, Santa Claus, I truly thought they would like it, and now it's just dreadful! What shall I do? If you'll only give them what they do want, you can take back all my things! I wish you would! Don't you think you could, just for this once? [Rose runs in.] Rose. Oh, Santa Claus! Santa Claus! [Exit, calling.] Come, Papa, come, Mamma, here's Santa Claus! Robin! Marjorie! Kitty! [Enter all. The older children hang back, Rose runs to Santa Claus and stands by him.] Father [shaking hands with Santa Claus]. How do you do, sir, how do you do? Mother. We're very glad to see you again, Santa Claus. [Motions others to come, Nurse also urging them in pantomime.] Santa Claus [patting Rose's head, and looking at other children]. I hear there are some children here who weren't pleased with what I brought them. How's this? [Children turn away, and hang their heads in embarrassment.] Santa Claus [to Father]. What does this mean? Can you explain it, Mr. Bird? Father. Well—a—you see, the stockings really weren't filled after your usual thoughtful manner. Santa Claus [bursts into a loud laugh, at which the children turn in injured astonishment]. Well, well! That's a good joke! Kitty [in an injured tone]. We didn't think it was a joke at all, Santa Claus. Santa Claus. Well, my dear, you will when I tell you about it. You see, I had a new helper, last night, and it wasn't to be expected that one so new to the business wouldn't make some mistakes. Well, this one made a good many,—— [to Ted] didn't he? Ted [dolefully]. I should think he did! He didn't do anything else at all! Santa Claus. But when he found out about it, he felt very badly, indeed,—— [to Ted] didn't he? Ted. He never felt worse in his life! Santa Claus. So he came to me and begged me to fix the matter for him, and I've agreed to do it. He never suspected that I knew about it before he told me, but I did know, all the time, and so I've come prepared All. Ted! Santa Claus. Yes, Ted. [With pretended fierceness.] He meddled with my business last night. Children [shocked]. Oh, Santa Claus! Santa Claus. But I'm going to forgive him, because I think he learned a good many things about Christmas while he was at it. And I never could bear to see anyone unhappy when I pay my yearly call, so come along, children, come, Father and Mother Bird, and we'll see if we can't find something to suit you all under the branches of my Tree! [Unveiling of Christmas Tree follows. Children NOTES ON COSTUME, SETTING, AND PRESENTATIONFor the parents, nurse, and children, ordinary costumes. Adult parts taken by older girls and boy. Ages of children as indicated in cast. Brownie. Wears a close-fitting suit of dark brown canton flannel, with trimmings of lighter brown or tan—a small collar, cuffs, and a belt with long points. The shoes are long, with points turned up at the toes, and the cap, close-fitting, hides the hair and covers the neck at the back, but allows the ears to show. It is finished with a point (stuffed and wired to keep it upright) which comes from the back and curves above the head. All the Brownie's actions and motions should be startlingly sudden and swift. He should alternate between absolute stillness, and a quickness like a wild bird's. A great deal of humor can be put into the scene of disappointment over the stockings, especially by the older girls and boy who play the adult parts. Prepare a double set of stockings, one empty, the other filled; the Brownie carries out the empty ones, and returns with the full ones. As these are not examined on the stage, they may be stuffed with anything that is most convenient. Have in readiness a row of small hooks on the mantel, for hanging them. For Santa Claus' costume, see note, p. 313. Costumes in the “Dream”Jack Horner. May be dressed, if desired, in Kate Greenaway style, but ordinary costume is all that is required. Jack recites the nursery rhyme, at the end pulling a large plum out of a brown paper pie. Mrs. Santa Claus. A plump little girl in a long dark dress, white apron and kerchief, big white cap with wide frill, and large spectacles on her nose. One hand holds the corner of her apron full of toys, the other is stretched out as if dispensing gifts to the children. Young Santa Claus. Little boy in boots, thick coat, toboggan cap and mittens, well covered with white cotton snow, and sprinkled at the last moment with diamond dust. He stands with one hand on a tall red chimney, the other just lifting his heavy pack of toys. Make chimney by covering a long dry-goods box with red, and painting bricks with ordinary black ink. Set on stage for this tableau. "Merry Christmas." Little boy, daintily dressed, his arms full of toys, with a drum, a horse, etc., piled at his feet. "No Christmas." A very ragged boy and girl. The boy stands with his left arm around his little sister, his right hand holding hers. The child looks up into his face confidingly. The Christmas Waits. Four boys and four girls between six and twelve years of age. These children may be elaborately dressed, after Seventeenth Century pictures, or very simply—the girls in white kerchiefs and caps, the boys in short capes of any dull black material, with steeple hats, made of cardboard covered with black. These These tableaux are arranged on a small stage or platform behind scene at back, upon which the light is concentrated, the main stage being darkened. Properties should be in readiness, and the children must be taught to take their poses quickly and without noise. For this small stage or platform a kindergarten table serves excellently, covered with dark green, a step being placed for the use of the Waits in their march. If practicable, a curtain made to match the scene, and rise for the tableaux, may be used, but plain curtains, hung like portiÈres, and parting in the center, are also effective. Attention should not in any way be drawn to this curtain, in order that the first tableau may come as a surprise to the audience. The point of chief importance is that, whatever the arrangement of the curtain, it should work silently and without hitch. |