Mother Goose for Grown-ups

CONTENTS

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The Admirable Assertiveness of Jilted Jack	3
The Blatant Brutality of Little Bow Peep	9
The Commendable Castigation of Old Mother Hubbard	15
The Discouraging Discovery of Little Jack Horner	21
The Embarrassing Episode of Little Miss Muffet	27
The Fearful Finale of the Irascible Mouse	33
The Gastronomic Guile of Simple Simon	39
The Harmonious Heedlessness of Little Boy Blue	47
The Inexcusable Improbity of Tom, the Piper's Son	53
The Judicious Judgment of Quite Contrary Mary	59
The Linguistic Languor of Charles Augustus Sprague	65
The Mysterious Misapprehension Concerning a Man in Our Town	71
The Opportune Overthrow of Humpty Dumpty	77
The Preposterous Performance of an Old Lady of Banbury	83
The Quixotic Quest of Three Blind Mice	89
The Remarkable Regimen of the Sprat Family	95
The Singular Sangfroid of Baby Bunting	101
The Touching Tenderness of King Karl the First	107
The Unusual Ubiquity of the Inquisitive Gander	113

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