  In days of old the King of Saxe Had singular opinions, For with a weighty battle-axe He brutalized his minions, And, when he’d nothing to employ His mind, he chose a village, And with an air of savage joy Delivered it to pillage. But what aroused within his breast A rage well-nigh primeval Was, most of all, his daughter, dressed In fashion mediÆval: The gowns that pleased this maiden’s eye Were simple as Utopia, And for a hat she had a high Inverted cornucopia. Her sadness was abysmal: The boisterous monarch found his child Unutterably dismal. He therefore said the prince who made Her laughter from its shell come, Besides in ducats being paid, Might wed the girl, and welcome! I ought to say, ere I forget, She was uncommon comely— (Who ever read a Grimm tale yet, In which the girl was homely?) And so the King’s announcement drew Nine princes in a column. But all in vain. The princess grew, If anything, more solemn. One read her “Innocents Abroad,” The next wore clothes eccentric, The third one swallowed half his sword, As in the circus-tent trick. Thus eight of them into her cool Reserve but deeper shoved her: There was but one authentic fool— The prince who really loved her! Of hope and deep abasement, He caught distressing colds at night, By watching ’neath her casement: He did what I have done, I know, And you, I do not doubt it,— Instead of bottling up his woe, He bored his friends about it! In brooding on the ways of Fate Long hours he daily wasted, His food remained upon his plate, ’Twas scarcely touched or tasted: He said the bitter things of love, All lovers, save a few, say, And learned by heart the verses of Swinburne, and A. de Musset! |
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