LAST TRICK

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Max and Maurice! I grow sick,
When I think on your last trick.
Cut those gashes
Why must these two scalawags
Cut those gashes in the bags?
Carries corn off
See! the farmer on his back
Carries corn off in a sack.

Runs out like gravel
Scarce has he begun to travel,
When the corn runs out like gravel.
Darn it!
All at once he stops and cries:
"Darn it! I see where it lies!"

He espies
Ha! with what delighted eyes
Max and Maurice he espies.
Shoves the rogues in
Rabs! he opens wide his sack,
Shoves the rogues in—Hukepack!

To the mill
It grows warm with Max and Maurice,
For to mill the farmer hurries.
Master Miller
"Master Miller! Hallo, man!
Grind me that as quick as you can!"

Into the hopper
"In with 'em!" Each wretched flopper
Headlong goes into the hopper.
Farmer turns his back
As the farmer turns his back, he
Hears the mill go "creaky! cracky!"

The bits
Here you see the bits post mortem,
Just as Fate was pleased to sort 'em.
Ducks gobbled up
Master Miller's ducks with speed
Gobbled up the coarse-grained feed.
The ducks

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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