OUR POSTAL ARRANGEMENTS. K nock at the door. Complaints made to the President of Happy-Thought Hall of the non-delivery or late delivery of letters, and newspapers. I promise to see to it. “George,” I say to our servant, “let me see the postman when he comes.” George grins, says Yes. Exit George. Why does he grin? Half an hour after this I am in the yard. I hear a shrill piping voice. It says, “It carnt b' elped n'ow. 'Taint no farlt o' mine. It's them at th' office as is irregylar. I says to them, I do, allus; come now, I says, you ain't to your time, I says, which you carnt say to me all the years as I've been up-a-down The old woman with a bag bobs a curtsey, and says, And so she is; and has “carried the bag”—only without the dishonesty of a Judas—for the last twenty years. Wonderful A little girl, her granddaughter, walks by her side, and a sharp terrier accompanies the pair. Poor old woman! blind. I am disarmed. The little girl informs me that “it's the folks at the post office as is wrong.” Generally true. “Good-bye old Martha, and here's a Christmas-box for you.” “Ar, thank'ee kindly, sir.” |