PART FIRST.Document No. 1.Paragraph from the “Illustrated London News,” published under the head of “Obituary of Eminent Persons,” in the issue of January 4th, 1879: SIR WILLIAM BEAUVOIR, BART. Sir William Beauvoir, Bart., whose lamented death has just occurred at Brighton, on December 28th, was the head and representative of the junior branch of the very ancient and honourable family of Beauvoir, and was the only son of the late General Sir William Beauvoir, Bart., by his wife Anne, daughter of Colonel Doyle, of Chelsworth Cottage, Suffolk. He was born in 1805, and was educated at Eton and Trinity Hall, Cambridge. He was M. P. for Lancashire from 1837 to 1847, and was appointed a Gentleman of the Privy This family of Beauvoirs is of Norman descent, and of great antiquity. This is the younger branch, founded in the last century by Sir William Beauvoir, Bart., who was Chief Justice of the Canadas, whence he was granted the punning arms and motto now borne by his descendants—a beaver sable rampant on a field gules; motto, “Damno.” PART SECOND.Document No. 2.Promises to pay, put forth by William Beauvoir, junior, at various times in 1848: I. O. U. £105. 0. 0. April 10th, 1848. William Beauvoir, junr. Document No. 3.The same. I. O. U. £250. 0. 0. April 22d, 1848. William Beauvoir, junr. Document No. 4.The same. I. O. U. £600. 0. 0. May 10th, 1848. William Beauvoir, junr. Document No. 5.Extract from the “Sunday Satirist”, a journal of high-life, published in London, May 13th, 1848: Are not our hereditary lawmakers and the members of our old families the guardians of the honour of this realm? One would not think so to see the reckless gait at which some of them go down the road to ruin. The D——e of D——m and the E——l of B——n and L——d Y——g,—are not these pretty guardians of a nation’s name? Quis custodiet? etc. Guardians, forsooth, parce qu’ils se sont donnÉs la peine de naÎtre! Some of the gentry make the running as well as their betters. Young W——m B——r, son of old Sir W——m B——r, late M.P. for L——e, is a truly model young man. He comes of a good old county family—his mother was a daughter of the Right Honourable A——s L——l, and he himself is old enough to know better. But we hear of his escapades night after night, and day after day. He bets all day and he plays all night, and poor tired nature has to make the best of it. And his poor worn purse gets the worst of it. He has duns by the score. His I.O.U.’s are held by every Jew in the city. He is not content with a little gentlemanlike game of whist or ÉcartÉ, but he must needs revive for his special use and behoof the dangerous and well-nigh forgotten pharaoh. As luck would have it, he had lost as much at this game of brute chance as ever he would at any game of skill. His judgment of horseflesh is no better than his luck at cards. He came a cropper over the “Two Thousand And this is the sort of man who may be chosen at any time by force of family interest to make laws for the toiling millions of Great Britain! Document No. 6.Extract from “Bell’s Life” of May 19th, 1848: THE DERBY DAY. Wednesday.—This day, like its predecessor, opened with a cloudless sky, and the throng which crowded the avenues leading to the grand scene of attraction was, as we have elsewhere remarked, incalculable. THE DERBY. The Derby Stakes of 50 sovs. each, h. ft. for three-year-olds; colts, 8 st. 7 lb., fillies, 8 st. 2 lb.; the second to receive 100 sovs., and the winner to pay 100 sovs. towards police, etc.; mile and a half on the new Derby course; 215 subs.
Document No. 7.Paragraph of Shipping Intelligence from the “Liverpool Courier” of June 21st, 1848: The bark Euterpe, Captain Riding, belonging to the Transatlantic Clipper Line of Messrs. Judkins & Cooke, left the Mersey yesterday afternoon, bound for New York. She took out the usual complement of steerage passengers. The first officer’s cabin is occupied by Professor Titus Peebles, M.R.C.S., M.R.G.S., lately instructor in metallurgy at the University of Edinburgh, and Mr. William Beauvoir. Professor Peebles, we are informed, has an important scientific mission in the States, and will not return for six months. Document No. 8.Paragraph from the “N. Y. Herald” of September 9th, 1848. While we well know that the record of vice and dissipation can never be pleasing to the refined tastes of the cultivated denizens of the only morally pure metropolis on the face of the earth, yet it may be of interest to those who enjoy the fascinating study of human folly and frailty to “point a moral or adorn a tale” from the events transpiring in our very midst. Such as these will view with alarm the sad example afforded the youth of our city by the dissolute career of a young lump of aristocratic affectation and patrician profligacy, recently arrived in this city. This young gentleman’s (save the mark!) name is Lord Document No. 9.Certificate of deposit, vulgarly known as a pawn-ticket, issued by one Simpson to William Beauvoir, December 2d, 1848. John Simpson, Dec. 2d, 1848.
Not accountable in case of fire, damage, moth, robbery, breakage, &c. 25% per ann. Good for 1 year only. Document No. 10.Letter from the late John Phoenix, found among the posthumous papers of the late John P. Squibob, and promptly published in the “San Diego Herald.” Off the Coast of Florida, Jan. 3, 1849. My Dear Squib:—I imagine your pathetic inquiry as to my whereabouts—pathetic, not to say hypothetic—for I am now where I cannot hear the dulcet strains of your voice. I am on board ship. I am half seas over. I am bound for California by way of the Isthmus. I am going for the gold, my boy, the gold. In the mean time I am lying around loose on the deck of this magnificent vessel, the Mercy G. Tarbox, of But as a matter of fact this ultramarine joke of yours is about east. It was blue on the Mercy G.—mighty blue, too. And it needed the inspiring hope of the gold I was soon to pick up in nuggets to stiffen my backbone to a respectable degree of rigidity. I was about ready to wilt. But I discovered two Englishmen on board, and now I get along all right. We have formed a little temperance society—just we three, you know—to see if we cannot, by a course of sampling and severe study, discover which of the captain’s liquors is most dangerous, so that we can take the pledge not to touch it. One of them is a chemist or a metallurgist, or something scientific. The other is a gentleman. The chemist or metallurgist or something scientific is Professor Titus Peebles, who is going out to prospect for gold. He feels sure that his professional training will give him the inside track in the gulches and gold mines. He is a smart chap. He invented the celebrated “William Riley Baking Powder”—bound to rise up every time. And here I must tell you a little circumstance. As I was coming down to the dock in New York, to go He looked at it and said it was gneiss. “Is it?” said I. “Well, if a small but energetic youth had taken you on the back of the head with it, you would not think it so nice!” And then, O Squib, he set out to explain that he meant “gneiss,” not “nice!” The ignorance of these English about a joke is really wonderful. It is easy to see that they have never been brought up on them. But perhaps there was some excuse for the professor that day, for he was the president pro tem. of our projected temperance society, and as such he had been making a quantitative and qualitative analysis of another kind of quartz. So much for the chemist or metallurgist or something scientific. The gentleman and I get on better. His name is Beaver, which he persists in spelling Beauvoir. Ridiculous, isn’t it? How easy it is to see that the English have never had the advantage of a good common-school education—so few of them can spell. Here’s a man don’t know how to spell his own name. And this shows how the race over there on the little island is degenerating. It was not so in other days. Shakspere, for instance, not only knew how to spell his own name, but—and this is another proof of his This Beaver is a clever fellow, and we get on first rate together. He is going to California for gold—like the rest of us. But I think he has had his share—and spent it. At any rate he has not much now. I have been teaching him poker, and I am afraid he won’t have any soon. I have an idea he has been going pretty fast—and mostly down hill. But he has his good points. He is a gentleman all through, as you can see. Yes, friend Squibob, even you could see right through him. We are all going to California together, and I wonder which one of the three will turn up trumps first—Beaver, or the chemist, metallurgist or something scientific, or Yours respectfully, John Phoenix. P. S.—You think this a stupid letter, perhaps, and not interesting. Just reflect on my surroundings. Besides, the interest will accumulate a good while before you get the missive. And I don’t know how you ever are to get it, for there is no post-office near here, and on the Isthmus the mails are as uncertain as the females are everywhere. (I am informed that there is no postage on old jokes—so I let that stand.) J. P. Document No. 11.Extract from the “Bone Gulch Palladium,” June 3d, 1850: Our readers may remember hovv frequeÑtly vve have declared our firm belief iÑ the future uÑexampled HoÑ. Mr. Beaver is oÑe of Ñature’s ÑoblemeÑ; he is also related to the Royal Family of EÑglaÑd. He is a secoÑd cousiÑ of the QueeÑ, aÑd boards at the Tovver of LoÑdoÑ vvith her vvheÑ at home. VVe are iÑformed that he has frequeÑtly takeÑ the PriÑce of VVales out for a ride iÑ his baby-vvagoÑ. VVe take great pleasure iÑ coÑgratulatiÑg BoÑe Gulch oÑ its latest acquisitioÑ. AÑd vve kÑovv HoÑ. Mr. Beaver is sure to get aloÑg all right here uÑder Document No. 12.Extract from the Dead Horse “Gazette and Courier of Civilization” of August 26th, 1850: BONEGULCH’S BRITISHER. Bonegulch sits in sackcloth and ashes and cools her mammoth cheek in the breezes of Colorado canyon. The self-styled Emporium of the West has lost her British darling, Beaver Bill, the big swell who was first cousin to the Marquis of Buckingham and own grandmother to the Emperor of China, the man with the biled shirt and low-necked shoes. This curled darling of the Bonegulch aristocrat-worshippers passed through Deadhorse yesterday, clean bust. Those who remember how the four-fingered editor of the Bonegulch “Palladium” pricked up his ears and lifted up his falsetto crow when this lovely specimen of the British snob first honored him by striking him for a $ will appreciate the point of the joke. It is said that the “Palladium” is going to come out, when it makes its next semi-occasional appearance, in full mourning, with turned rules. For this festive occasion we offer Brother B. the use of our late retired Spanish font, which we have discarded for the new and elegant dress in which we appear to-day, and to which we have elsewhere called the attention of our readers. It will be a change for the “Palladium’s” eleven unhappy readers, who are getting very tired of the old “We don’t know a gent when we see him.” Oh no (?)! Document No. 13.Paragraph from “Police Court Notes,” in the New Centreville [late Dead Horse] “Evening Gazette,” January 2d, 1858: HYMENEAL HIGH JINKS. William Beaver, better known ten years ago as “Beaver Bill,” is now a quiet and prosperous agriculturalist in the Steal Valley. He was, however, a pioneer in the 1849 movement, and a vivid memory of this fact at times moves him to quit his bucolic labors and come in town for a real old-fashioned tare. He arrived in New Centreville during Christmas week; and got married suddenly, but not unexpectedly, yesterday morning. His friends took it upon themselves to celebrate the joyful occasion, rare in the experience of at least one of the parties, by getting very high on Irish Ike’s whiskey and serenading the newly-married couple with fish-horns, horse-fiddles, and other improvised musical instruments. Six of the participators in this epithalamial serenade, namely, JosÉ Tanco, Hiram Scuttles, John P. Jones, Hermann Bumgardner, Jean Durant (“Frenchy”), and Bernard McGinnis (“Big Barney”), were taken in tow by the police force, assisted by citizens, and locked up over night, to cool their generous enthusiasm in the gloomy dungeons of Justice Document No. 14.Extract from “The New York Herald” for June 23d, 1861: THE RED SKINS. A BORDER WAR AT LAST! INDIAN INSURRECTION. RED DEVILS RISING! Women and Children seeking safety in the larger Towns. HORRIBLE HOLOCAUSTS ANTICIPATED. Burying the Hatchet—in the White Man’s Head. [SPECIAL DESPATCH TO THE NEW YORK HERALD.] Chicago, June 22, 1861. Great uneasiness exists all along the Indian frontier. Nearly all the regular troops have been withdrawn from the West for service in the South. With the return of the warm weather it seems certain that the red skins will take advantage of the opportunity thus offered, and inaugurate a bitter and vindictive fight against the whites. Rumors come from the agencies that the [SPECIAL DESPATCH TO THE NEW YORK HERALD.] St. Paul, June 22, 1861. The Sioux near here are all in a ferment. Experienced Indian fighters say the signs of a speedy going on the war-path are not to be mistaken. No one can tell how soon the whole frontier may be in a bloody blaze. The women and children are rapidly coming in from all exposed settlements. Nothing overt as yet has transpired, but that the Indians will collide very soon with the settlers is certain. All the troops have been withdrawn. In our defenceless state there is no knowing how many lives may be lost before the regiments of volunteers now organizing can take the field. LATER. THE WAR BEGUN. FIRST BLOOD FOR THE INDIANS. The Scalping Knife and the Tomahawk at work again. [SPECIAL DESPATCH TO THE NEW YORK HERALD.] Black Wing Agency, June 22, 1861. The Indians made a sudden and unexpected attack on the town of Coyote Hill, forty miles from here, last Document No. 15.Letter from Mrs. Edgar Saville, in San Francisco, to Mr. Edgar Saville, in Chicago. Cal. Jardine’s Monster Variety and Dramatic Combination. ON THE ROAD. G. W. K. McCULLUM, Treasurer. HI. SAMUELS, Stage Manager. JNO. SHANKS, Advance. No dates filled except with first-class houses. Hall owners will please consider silence a polite negative. San Francisco, January 29, 1863. My dear old Man!—Here we are in our second week at Frisco and you will be glad to know playing to steadily increasing biz, having signed for two weeks more, certain. I didn’t like to mention it when I wrote you last, but things were very queer after we left Denver, and “Treasury” was a mockery till we got to Bluefoot Springs, which is a mining town, where we showed in the hotel dining-room. Then there was a I don’t find this engagement half as disagreeable as I expected. Of course it ain’t so very nice travelling in a combination with variety talent but they keep to themselves and we regular professionals make a happy family that Barnum would not be ashamed of and quite separate and comfortable. We don’t associate with any of them only with The Unique Mulligans wife, because he beats her. So when he is on a regular she sleeps with me. And talking of liquor dear old man, if you knew how glad and proud I was to see you writing so straight and steady and beautiful in your three last letters. O, I’m sure my darling if the boys thought of the little wife out on the road they wouldn’t plague you so with the Enemy. Tell Harry Atkinson this from me, he has a good kind heart but he is the worst of your friends. Every night when I am dressing I think of you at Chicago, and pray you may never again go on the way you did that terrible night at Rochester. Tell me dear, did you look handsome in Horatio? You ought to have had Laertes instead of that duffing Merivale. And now I have the queerest thing to tell you. Jardine is going in for Indians and has secured six very ugly ones. I mean real Indians, not professional. O dear old man you must let me have her! You never refused me a thing yet and she is so like our Avonia Marie that my heart almost breaks when she puts her arms around my neck—she calls me mamma already. I want to have her with us when we get the little farm—and it must be near, that little farm of ours—we have waited for it so long—and something tells me my own old faker will make his hit soon and be great. You can’t tell how I have loved it and hoped for it and how real every foot of that farm is to me. And though I can never see my own darling’s face among the roses it will make me so happy to see this poor dead mother’s pet get red and rosy in the country air. And till the farm comes we shall always have enough for her, without your ever having to black up again as you did for me the winter I was sick my own poor boy! Write me yes—you will be glad when you see her. And now love and regards to Mrs. Barry and all friends. Tell the Worst of Managers that he knows where to find his leading juvenile for next season. Think how funny it would be for us to play together next year—we haven’t done it since ’57—the third year we were married. That was my first season higher than walking—and now I’m quite an old woman—most thirty dear! Write me soon a letter like that last one—and send a kiss to Nina—our Nina. Your own girl, Mary. P. S. He has not worried me since. Horse! Nina drew this herself she says it is a horse so that you can get here soon. PART THIRD.Document No. 16.Letter from Messrs. Throstlethwaite, Throstlethwaite, and Dick, Solicitors, Lincoln’s Inn, London, England, to Messrs. Hitchcock and Van Rensselaer, Attorneys and Counsellors at Law, 76 Broadway, New York, U. S. A. January 8, 1879. Messrs. Hitchcock & Van Rensselaer: Gentlemen: On the death of our late client, Sir William Beauvoir, Bart., and after the reading of the deceased gentleman’s will, drawn up nearly forty years ago by our Mr. Dick, we were requested by Oliver Beauvoir, Esq., the second son of the late Sir William, to assist him in discovering and communicating with his elder brother, the present Sir William Beauvoir, of whose domicile we have little or no information. After a consultation between Mr. Oliver Beauvoir and our Mr. Dick, it was seen that the sole knowledge in our possession amounted substantially to this: Thirty years ago the elder son of the late baronet, after indulging in dissipation in every possible form, much to the sorrow of his respected parent, who frequently expressed as much to our Mr. Dick, disappeared, leaving behind him bills and debts of all descriptions, which we, under instructions from Sir William, examined, audited, and paid. Sir William Beauvoir would allow no search to be made for his erring son and would listen to no mention of his name. Current We have the honour to remain, as ever, your most humble and obedient servants, Throstlethwaite, Throstlethwaite, & Dick. P. S.—Our late client’s grandson, Mr. William Beauvoir, the only child of Oliver Beauvoir, Esq., is now in the States, in Chicago or Nebraska or somewhere in the West. We shall be pleased if you can keep him informed as to the progress of your investigations. Our Mr. Dick has requested Mr. Oliver Beauvoir to give his son your address, and to suggest his calling on you as he passes through New York on his way home. T. T. & D. Document No. 17.Letter from Messrs. Hitchcock and Van Rensselaer, New York, to Messrs. Pixley and Sutton, Attorneys and Counsellors at Law, 98 California Street, San Francisco, California. Law Offices of Hitchcock & Van Rensselaer, Jan. 22, 1879. Messrs. Pixley and Sutton: Gentlemen: We have just received from our London correspondents, Messrs. Throstlethwaite, Throstlethwaite, and Dick, of Lincoln’s Inn, London, the letter, a copy of which is herewith enclosed, to which we invite your attention. We request that you will do Pray keep us fully informed by telegraph of your movements. Yr obt serv’ts, Hitchcock & Van Rensselaer. Document No. 18.Telegram from Messrs. Pixley and Sutton, Attorneys and Counsellors at Law, 98 California Street, San Francisco, California, to Messrs. Hitchcock and Van Rensselaer, Attorneys and Counsellors at Law, 76 Broadway, New York. San Francisco, Cal., Jan. 30. Tite Peebles well known frisco not professor keeps faro bank. Pixley & Sutton. (D. H. 919.) Document No. 19.Telegram from Messrs. Hitchcock and Van Rensselaer to Messrs. Pixley and Sutton, in answer to the preceding. New York, Jan. 30. Must be mistake Titus Peebles distinguished scientist. Hitchcock & Van Rensselaer Document No. 20.Telegram from Messrs. Pixley and Sutton to Messrs. Hitchcock and Van Rensselaer, in reply to the preceding. San Francisco, Cal., Jan. 30. No mistake distinguished faro banker suspected skin game shall we interview. Pixley & Sutton. (D. H. 919.) Document No. 21.Telegram from Messrs. Hitchcock and Van Rensselaer to Messrs. Pixley and Sutton, in reply to the preceding. New York, Jan. 30. Must be mistake interview anyway. Hitchcock & Van Rensselaer. Document No. 22.Telegram from Messrs. Pixley & Sutton to Messrs. Hitchcock and Van Rensselaer, in reply to the preceding. San Francisco, Cal., Jan. 30. Peebles out of town have written him. Pixley & Sutton. (D. H. 919.) Document No. 23.Letter from Tite W. Peebles, delegate to the California Constitutional Convention, Sacramento, to Messrs. Pixley and Sutton, 98 California Street, San Francisco, California. Sacramento, Feb. 2, ’79. Messrs. Pixley & Sutton: San Francisco. Gentlemen: Your favor of the 31st ult., forwarded me from San Francisco, has been duly rec’d, and contents thereof noted. My time is at present so fully occupied by my duties as a delegate to the Constitutional Convention that I can only jot down a brief report of my recollections on this head. When I return to S. F., I shall be happy to give you any further information that may be in my possession. The person concerning whom you inquire was my fellow passenger on my first voyage to this State on board the Mercy G. Tarbox, in the latter part of the year. He was then known as Mr. William Beauvoir. I was acquainted with his history, of which the details escape me at this writing. He was a countryman of mine; a member of an important county family—Devonian, I believe—and had left England on account of large gambling debts, of which he confided to me the exact figure. I believe they totted up something like £14,500. I had at no time a very intimate acquaintance with Mr. Beauvoir; during our sojourn on the Tarbox he was the chosen associate of a depraved and vicious Directly we landed at S. F., the object of your inquiries set out for the gold region, without adequate preparation, like so many others did at that time, and, I heard, fared very ill. I encountered him some six months later; I have forgotten precisely in what locality, though I have a faint impression that his then habitat was some caÑon or ravine deriving its name from certain osseous deposits. Here he had engaged in the business of gold-mining, without, perhaps, sufficient grounds for any confident hope of ultimate success. I have his I. O. U. for the amount of my fee for assaying several specimens from his claim, said specimens being all iron pyrites. This is all I am able to call to mind at present in the matter of Mr. Beauvoir. I trust his subsequent career was of a nature better calculated to be satisfactory to himself; but his mineralogical knowledge was but superficial; and his character was sadly deformed by a fatal taste for low associates. I remain, gentlemen, your very humble and obd’t servant, Titus W. Peebles. P. S.—Private. My dear Pix: If you don’t feel inclined to pony up that little sum you are out on the bay gelding, drop Yours, Tite. PART FOURTH.Document No. 24.Extract from the New Centreville [late Dead Horse] “Gazette and Courier of Civilization,” December 20th, 1878: “Miss Nina Saville appeared last night at the Mendocino Grand Opera House, in her unrivalled specialty of Winona, the Child of the Prairies; supported by Tompkins and Frobisher’s Grand Stellar Constellation. Although Miss Saville has long been known as one of the most promising of California’s younger tragediennes, we feel safe in saying that the impression she produced upon the large and cultured audience gathered to greet her last night stamped her as one of the greatest and most phenomenal geniuses of our own or other times. Her marvellous beauty of form and feature, added to her wonderful artistic power, and her perfect mastery of the difficult science of clog-dancing, won her an immediate place in the hearts of our citizens, and confirmed the belief that California need no longer look to Europe or Chicago for dramatic talent of the highest order. The sylph-like beauty, the harmonious and ever-varying grace, the vivacity and the power of the young artist who made her maiden effort among us last night, prove conclusively that the virgin soil of California teems with yet undiscovered fires of We quote the above from our esteemed contemporary, the Mendocino Gazette, at the request of Mr. Zeke Kilburn, Miss Saville’s advance agent, who has still further appealed to us, not only on the ground of our common humanity, but as the only appreciative and thoroughly informed critics on the Pacific Slope to “endorse” this rather vivid expression of opinion. Nothing will give us greater pleasure. Allowing for the habitual enthusiasm of our northern neighbor, and for the well-known chaste aridity of Mendocino in respect of female beauty, we have no doubt that Miss Nina Saville is all that the fancy, peculiarly opulent and active even for an advance agent, of Mr. Kilburn has painted her, and is quite such a vision of youth, beauty, and artistic phenomenality as will make the stars of Paris and Illinois pale their ineffectual fires. Miss Saville will appear in her “unrivalled specialty” at Hank’s New Centreville Opera House, to-morrow We should not omit to mention that Mr. Zeke Kilburn, Miss Saville’s advance agent, is a gentleman of imposing presence, elegant manners, and complete knowledge of his business. This information may be relied upon as at least authentic, having been derived from Mr. Kilburn himself, to which we can add, as our own contribution, the statement that Mr. Kilburn is a gentleman of marked liberality in his ideas of spirituous refreshments, and of equal originality in his conception of the uses, objects and personal susceptibilities of the journalistic profession. Document No. 25.Local item from the “New Centreville Standard,” December 20th, 1878: Hon. William Beauvoir has registered at the United States Hotel. Mr. Beauvoir is a young English gentleman of great wealth, now engaged in investigating the gigantic resources of this great country. We welcome him to New Centreville. Document No. 26.Programme of the performance given in the Centreville Theatre, Dec. 21st, 1878: HANKS’ NEW CENTREVILLE OPERA HOUSE. A. JACKSON HANKS Sole Proprietor and Manager. FIRST APPEARANCE IN THIS CITY OF TOMPKINS & FROBISHER’S GRAND STELLAR CONSTELLATION, Supporting California’s favorite daughter, the young American Tragedienne, MISS NINA SAVILLE, Who will appear in Her Unrivalled Specialty, “WINONA, THE CHILD OF THE PRAIRIE.” THIS EVENING, December 21st, 1878, Will be presented, with the following phenomenal cast, the accepted American Drama, Winona, the Child of the Prairie.
Act I.—The Old Home. Act II.—Alone in the World. Act III.—The Frozen Gulf: THE GREAT ICEBERG SENSATION. Act IV.—Wedding Bells. “WINONA, THE CHILD OF THE PRAIRIE,” WILL BE PRECEDED BY A FAVORITE FARCE, In which the great BILLY BARKER will appear in one of his most outrageously funny bits. NEW SCENERY by Q. Z. SLOCUM Music by Professor Kiddoo’s Silver Bugle Brass Band and Philharmonic Orchestra. Chickway’s Grand Piano, lent by Schmidt, 2 Opera House Block. AFTER THE SHOW GO TO HANKS’ AND SEE A MAN! Pop Williams, the only legitimate Bill-Poster in New Centreville. (New Centreville Standard Print.) Document No. 27.Extract from the New Centreville [late Dead Horse] “Gazette and Courier of Civilization,” Dec. 24th, 1878. A little while ago, in noting the arrival of Miss Nina Saville of the New Centreville Opera House, we quoted rather extensively from our esteemed contemporary, the Mendocino Times, and commented upon the quotation. Shortly afterwards, it may also be remembered, we made a very direct and decided apology for the sceptical levity which inspired those remarks, and expressed our hearty sympathy with the honest, if somewhat effusive, enthusiasm with which the dramatic critic of Mendocino greeted the sweet and dainty little girl who threw over the dull, weary old business of the stage “sensation” the charm of a fresh and childlike beauty and originality, as rare and delicate as those strange, unreasonable little glimmers of spring sunsets that now and then light up for a brief moment the dull skies of winter evenings, and seem to have strayed into ungrateful January out of sheer pity for the sad earth. Mendocino noticed the facts that form the basis of the above meteorological simile, and we believe we gave Mendocino full credit for it at the time. We refer to the matter at this date only because in our remarks of a few days ago we had occasion to mention the fact of the existence of Mr. Zeke Kilburn, an advance agent, who called upon us at the time, to endeavor to induce us, by means apparently calculated more It was twenty-seven minutes past two o’clock yesterday afternoon. The chaste white mystery of Shigo Mountain was already taking on a faint, almost imperceptible hint of pink, like the warm cheek of a girl who hears a voice and anticipates a blush. Yet the rays of the afternoon sun rested with undiminished radiance on the empty pork-barrel in front of McMullin’s shebang. A small and vagrant infant, whose associations with empty barrels were doubtless hitherto connected solely with dreams of saccharine dissipation, approached the bunghole with precocious caution, and retired with celerity and a certain acquisition of experience. An unattached goat, a martyr to the radical theory of personal investigation, followed in the footsteps of infantile humanity, retired with even greater promptitude, and was fain to stay its stomach on a presumably empty rend-rock can, afterward going into seclusion behind McMullin’s horse-shed, before the diuretic effect of tin flavored with blasting-powder could be observed by the attentive eye of science. Mr. Kilburn emerged from the hostelry of McMullin. Mr. Kilburn, as we have before stated at his own Mr. Beauvoir’s movements, at twenty-seven minutes past two yesterday afternoon, were few and simple. He doubled Mr. Kilburn up, after the fashion of an ordinary jack-knife, and placed him in the barrel, wedge-extremity first, remarking, as he did so, “She is, is she?” He then rammed Mr. Kilburn carefully home, and put the cover on. We learn to-day that Mr. Kilburn has resumed his professional duties on the road. Document No. 28.Account of the same event from the New Centreville “Standard,” December 24th, 1878. It seems strange that even the holy influences which radiate from this joyous season cannot keep some men Document No. 29.Advertisement from the New York “Clipper,” Dec. 21st, 1878. WINSTON & MACK’S Ladies and Gentlemen of the Company will assemble for rehearsal, at Emerson’s Opera House, San Francisco, on Wednesday, Dec. 27th, at 12 M. sharp. Band at 11. J. B. WINSTON, } Emerson’s Opera House, San Francisco, Dec. 10th, 1878. Protean Artist wanted. Would like to hear from Nina Saville. 12—1t*. Document No. 30.Letter from Nina Saville to William Beauvoir. New Centreville, December 26, 1878. My dear Mr. Beauvoir—I was very sorry to receive your letter of yesterday—very sorry—because there can be only one answer that I can make—and Only think of it! You have been following me around now for three months, and I have been weak enough to allow it. I am going to do the right thing now. You may think it hard in me if you really mean what you say, but even if everything else were right, I would not marry you—because of your rank. I do not know how things are at your home—but something tells me it would be wrong and that your family would have a right to hate you and never forgive you. Professionals cannot go in your society. And that is even if I loved you—and I do not love you—I do not love you—I do not love you—now I have written it you will believe it. So now it is ended—I am going back to the line I was first in—variety—and with a new name. So you can never find me—I entreat you—I beg of you—not to look for me. If you only put your mind to it—you will find it so easy to forget me—for I will not do you the wrong to think that you did not mean what you wrote in your letter or what you said that night when we sang Annie Laurie together the last time. Your sincere friend, Nina. Documents Nos. 31 and 32.Items from San Francisco “Figaro” of December 29th, 1878: Nina Saville Co. disbanded New Centreville 26th. No particulars received. Winston & Mack’s Comb. takes the road December 31st, opening at Tuolumne Hollow. Manager Winston announces the engagement of Anna Laurie, the Protean change artiste, with songs, “Don’t Get Weary,” “Bobbin’ Around,” “I Yoost Landet.” Document No. 33.Telegram from Zeke Kilburn, New Centreville, to Winston and Mack, Emerson’s Opera House, San Francisco, Cal. New Centreville, Dec. 28, 1878. Have you vacancy for active and energetic advance agent. Z. Kilburn. Document No. 34.Telegram from Winston and Mack, San Francisco, to Zeke Kilburn, New Centreville: San Francisco, Dec. 28, 1878. No. Winston & Mack. Document No. 35.Bill sent to William Beauvoir, United States Hotel, Tuolumne Hollow, Cal.: Tuolumne Hollow, Cal., Dec. 29, 1878. William Beauvoir, Esq. Bought of HIMMEL & HATCH, Dealers in all kinds of Fancy Goods, Stationery, and Umbrellas, Watches, Clocks and Barometers. TERMS CASH. Musical Boxes Repaired.
Rec’d Payt. PART FIFTH.Document No. 36.Letter from Cable J. Dexter, Esq., to Messrs. Pixley and Sutton, San Francisco. New Centreville, Cal., March 3, 1879. Messrs. Pixley & Sutton: Gents: I am happy to report that I have at last reached the bottom level in the case of William Beaver, alias Beaver Bill, deceased through Indians in 1861. In accordance with your instructions and check, I proceeded, on the 10th ult., to Shawgum Creek, when I interviewed Blue Horse, chief of the Comanches, who tomahawked subject of your inquiries in the year above mentioned. Found the Horse in the penitentiary, serving out a drunk and disorderly. Though belligerent at date aforesaid, Horse is now tame, though intemperate. Appeared unwilling to converse, and required stimulants to awaken his memory. Please find enclosed memo. of account for whiskey, covering extra demijohn to corrupt jailer. Horse finally stated that he personally let daylight through deceased, and is willing to guarantee thoroughness of decease. Stated further that aforesaid Beaver’s family consisted of squaw and kid. Is willing to swear that squaw was killed, the tribe having no use for her. Killing done by Mule-Who-Goes-Crooked, personal friend of Horse’s. The minor child was taken into camp and kept until December of 1863, when tribe dropped to howling cold winter and went on government reservation. Infant (female) was then turned over to U. S. Government at Fort Kearney. I posted to last-named locality on the 18th ult., and found by the quartermaster’s books that, no one appearing to claim the kid, she had been duly indentured, together with six Indians, to a man by the name of Guardine or Sardine (probably the latter), in the show business. The Indians were invoiced as Sage Brush Jimmy, Boiling Hurricane, Mule-Who-Goes-Crooked, Joe, Hairy Grasshopper and Dead Polecat. Child known as White Kitten. Receipt for Indians was I shall soon have the pleasure of laying before you documents to establish the complete chain of evidence, from knifing of original subject of your inquiries right up to date. I have to-day returned from New Centreville, whither I went after Miss Saville. Found she had just skipped the town with a young Englishman by the name of Bovoir, who had been paying her polite attentions for some time, having bowied or otherwise squelched a man for her within a week or two. It appears the young woman had refused to have anything to do with him for a long period; but he seems to have struck pay gravel about two days before my arrival. At present, therefore, the trail is temporarily lost; but I expect to fetch the couple if they are anywhere this side of the Rockies. Awaiting your further instructions, and cash backing thereto, I am, gents, very resp’y yours, Cable J. Dexter. Document No. 37.Envelope of letter from Sir Oliver Beauvoir, Bart., to his son, William Beauvoir. Sent to Dead Letter Office Mr. William Beauvoir Not here Document No. 38.Letter contained in the envelope above. Chelsworth Cottage, March 30, 1879. My Dear Boy: In the sudden blow which has come upon us all I cannot find words to write. You do not know what you have done. Your uncle William, after whom you were named, died in America. He left but one child, a daughter, the only grandchild of my father except you. And this daughter is the Miss Nina Saville with whom you have formed so unhappy a connection. She is your own cousin. She is a Beauvoir. She is of our blood, as good as any in England. My feelings are overpowering. I am choked by the suddenness of this great grief. I cannot write to you as I would. But I can say this: Do not let me see you or hear from you until this stain be taken from our name. Oliver Beauvoir. Document No. 39.Cable dispatch of William Beauvoir, Windsor Hotel, New York, to Sir Oliver Beauvoir, Bart., Chelsworth Cottage, Suffolk, England. New York, May 1, 1879. Have posted you Herald. William Beauvoir. Document No. 40.Advertisement under the head of “Marriages,” from the New York “Herald,” April 30th, 1879. Beauvoir—Beauvoir.—On Wednesday, Jan. 1st, 1879, at Steal Valley, California, by the Rev. Mr. Twells, William Beauvoir, only son of Sir Oliver Beauvoir, of Chelsworth Cottage, Surrey, England, to Nina, only child of the late William Beauvoir, of New Centreville, Cal. Document No. 41.Extract from the New York “Herald” of May 29th, 1879. Among the passengers on the outgoing Cunard steamer Gallia, which left New York on Wednesday, was the Honorable William Beauvoir, only son of Sir Oliver Beauvoir, Bart., of England. Mr. Beauvoir has been passing his honeymoon in this city, and, with his charming bride, a famous California belle, has been the recipient of many cordial courtesies from members of our best society. Mr. William Beauvoir is a young |