Up, up, up, went Billy when he took his leap into the air. Way above the house tops, past the city, over green fields, hills and valleys, crossing brooks and rivers that looked like little threads of silver so far below were they, until he thought he never would alight. Finally things began to get larger and larger and larger on the earth, and he knew he was floating gently down, down, down. It was just like going down from the twenty-first story in a very slow, very comfortable elevator. Plump, and Billy was on the ground. Before him stood a city. This seemed strange, for he knew he hadn't seen it until his feet touched Mother Earth. "Excuse me, sir," said Billy, to a tall, thin, rusty coated man who was looking intently at the heavens through a long hollow tube open at both ends. "Oh! you're here, are you?" said the man, lowering the tube and looking at Billy. "I've been waiting for you to come down." "Yes, sir," said Billy; "excuse me, but what city is this?" "Shamville. So you are a meteor." "No, sir, I'm a messenger," said Billy. "Pardon me, but you are a meteor, by right of discovery, and I ought to know, for I'm a near Astronomer." "A near what?" "Not a near what, but a near Astronomer; with my near telescope I have nearly discovered hundreds of nearly new stars," said the man, looking very, very wise. "Oh! I see," said Billy, smiling. "Well sir, you may be a near astronomer, but in this case you are not near right." "Well, you're a near meteor and that will do well enough in Shamville." By this time they had entered the city. "Who is that long haired, greasy gentleman writing on his cuff?" asked Billy. "You must meet him. He is our village near poet," answered the star-gazer, impressively. "Allow me, Mr. Never Print, to introduce my latest discovery, Billy Bounce, a near meteor." Mr. Never Print stopped writing, and after rolling his eyes and carefully disarranging his hair, said: "How beautiful a thing is a fried oyster! Have you read my latest near book?" "No, sir," said Billy. "Ah! such is near fame," said the poet, untying his cravat. "Art is long, but a toothless dog does not bite." "Sir," said Billy, "I didn't quite catch your meaning?" "The near meaning, you mean; like all great near poets, my meaning is hidden. Perhaps you will understand this better: The little flower, like a beefsteak, reminds Billy was so bewildered by this that he leaned against a wall, or rather, he leaned on what looked like a wall. As the near astronomer helped him to his feet he said: "Be careful of the near walls. They're just painted canvas, you know, and are not meant to lean against." "Thank you," said Billy; "is there anything here that is not an imitation?" "Oh, no!" answered the astronomer, "this is Shamville; but I assure you we're all just as good as the original." "Well, I must be off," said Billy, "I must deliver this note to Bogie Man." "To whom?" "To Bogie Man. Can you tell me how to get there?" "Oh, my goodness! Oh, my gracious! What have I done, what have I done?" cried the astronomer, beating himself over the head with his near telescope. "I don't know sir, I'm sure," said Billy; "from what I've seen I shouldn't think you had ever done anything." "Hear him! hear him!" screamed the astronomer, then calling to the people on the streets: "Come near-artist, come near-actor, come near everybody, we have in our midst one who would expose us to the people who really do things." With fearful cries the entire population made one dash for Billy, who, forgetting that all he had to do was to jump, tried to run. In his big suit he found this almost impossible and soon he was surrounded by an excited mob. "Roast him at the steak," cried the butcher, still holding in his hands the papier mache chicken he had been selling when the call came. "Splendid," said, the near poet. "Boil him in oil," suggested the near artist. "What is it, forgery?" asked the blacksmith. "Put him in a cell," said the merchant. Billy saw that he was in a tight place and must act quickly. No one had as yet taken hold of him, they were all too excited to think of that; but he knew a near policeman was even then trying to edge through the crowd and something must be done. Just then the "You can't see stars this time at any rate," said Billy, and then was surprised to find himself rising, rising, rising off of the ground. In hitting he had jumped up to reach the star gazer's hat and of course up he went. "Good-bye," called Billy, to the astonished crowd, "I had forgotten that you couldn't do any more than nearly catch me or I should not have been frightened." And the last Billy ever saw of Shamville was a great sea of big round eyes and wide open mouths. "I wonder whether this is the beginning or the end of my adventures," said Billy to himself. "I hope it is the last because I really want to deliver this note to Bogie Man as soon as I can. They will think it strange at the office if I'm gone longer than a week delivering one message." "My goodness, can that be a cyclone?" For just ahead of him Billy saw a great cloud By this time Billy had met them and of course, as he couldn't steer himself in the air, the bees had to get out of the way. "Hum-m," said a big old fat bee, clearing his throat, "what sort of a beetle are you?" "I'm—I'm a boy," said Billy, very, very politely, because he saw that the soldier bees had fixed sting bayonets. "I've never heard of a beetle boy—stop a minute, I want to look at you." "I'm sorry, sir," said Billy, "but I can't." "We'll soon fix that," shouted the old bee general. "Ho! guard, seize him." And in a twinkling Billy found himself in "Now see what you've done, Beetle Boy," said he. "What do you mean by interfering with the Queen's Own Yellow Jackets on the public fly-ways?" Before Billy could answer a sweet girlish voice said: "What is the matter, General Merchandise?" "We've caught a fly-wayman or something equally wicked, Princess Honey Girl," said the General, gravely saluting. "Indeed Miss," said Billy, kneeling (as well as he could in his suit) before the beautiful, golden haired maiden, who had stepped out of her Palanquin and stood looking at him, "indeed Miss, I'm not any of the things this bee gentleman calls me—I'm just a messenger boy." "There now, what did I tell you?" shouted "I beg your pardon, sir, but you were the one that said I was a Beetle Boy." "Don't contradict," said General Merchandise. "Why didn't you tell me you weren't, then?" "That would be contradicting, sir," said Billy, laughing in spite of his fears. "General," said the Princess, "let me speak." "If you will promise not to talk," said the General, bowing. "First then, soldiers, take your hands off Mr. Messenger Boy." "Billy Bounce is my name, Princess," murmured Billy. "Ha," growled the General, half to himself, "another name, eh!" "Silence, General; I can't forget that my Aunt Queen Bee—" "She's not an ant, she's a bee," said the General, sulkily. "Silence, sir; you forget yourself. I say that I cannot forget that my Aunt Queen Bee, whose heir I am, bestowed the title of General Merchandise "Pardon, your highness," said the General, humbly. "Granted. Now, Billy Bounce, what have you to say for yourself?" "Nothing, Princess," answered Billy, "except that I am carrying a message from Nickel Plate to Bogie Man and—" "My bitter enemy," cried the Princess. "Hum-m-m-m-m, I told you so," shouted the General. "Ho, guards, seize him!" Billy found himself again seized, and very roughly this time; indeed, had it not been for the toughness of his rubber suit he would have surely been stung. But, nothing daunted, he said: "Your enemies, Princess Honey Girl; then they are mine." "What do you mean?" asked she, blushing. "I mean," said Billy, earnestly, "that if I were not a messenger boy, who has to do his duty under any circumstances, and had I known that these were your enemies, I should not have carried their message." "Then why do you?" said the General. "Give me the message and you shall be free." "No," said Billy, "I cannot do that; I have undertaken to carry it, and my honor demands that I do so while I live." "You are right," said the General; "then the best way out of the difficulty is to kill you." "No," said the Princess, "that shall not be done." "Thank you, Princess," whispered Billy, "you shall not regret it. Let me do my duty—let me carry the message. Then, when it is delivered, I shall be free to fight for you; indeed, when I am once in Bogie Man's Castle I shall be in the very best position to help you." "Good," said the Princess. "Good," said the General. "Good," said all the soldiers. "But why are Nickel Plate, Bumbus and Bogie Man your enemies?" asked Billy. "Because they want to carry me far away from the Bee Palace and make me work in the factory," answered the Princess, sadly, "putting the wicked Glucose, who looks almost exactly like me, in my place in the castle." "But why?" said Billy. "I am Crown Princess, and if they can do away with me and substitute Glucose for me they will be in control of the Castle and the Bee Government and can make a corner in honey." "Villains!" cried Billy, "but between us we will foil them." "You will help me?" said the Princess, looking earnestly at him. "I will, I promise you. But now I must be on my way." "Good-bye, Billy Bounce; don't forget me," said the Princess. "I will see you soon. Good-bye, Honey Girl," and, with a farewell wave to the Princess, the General, and all the soldier bees, Billy jumped up and away in further search of Bogie Man. |