  1. Long years ago dear Mother Goose For little people made, you see, Of merry rhymes and odd conceits A veritable pot pourri. 2. Some riddles hard the brain to puzzle, Tales that really seemed quite true, Rhymes with fun just brimming o’er, For each one something À son goÛt. a princess 3. Her fame had spread through many lands,— A princess came from France to see The tree that bore the golden pear: At least such was l’on dit. 4. But years rolled by, the dame grew old,— Alas, the universal fate! She found herself almost forgot, And with her goose left tÊte À tÊte. at the dinner table 5. Said Mother Goose: “My faithful bird, Our friends neglect us, to be sure; But never mind, we’ll just prepare And take a pleasant little tour. 6. Some evenings spent in brushing up The foreign words we used to know, Ere setting out upon our trip, Would now be very À propos. 7. I’ll order from my milliner A brand new hat and travelling suit; And then procure some maps and guides; We’ll surely need them whilst en route. 8. ’Tis fifty years since you and I Our journey took the moon to see; For fear we never should come back We left our cards with P. P. C. 9. What crowds there were to see us off! What merry shout and loud hurrah! Most certainly we undertook Our enterprise with great Éclat. 10. And then the journey back again, And how we made the world to stare When home we brought the wondrous news— The moon was made of fromage vert! 11. But times are changed, and people now Doubt everything they cannot see; And men are old before they’re young, And even children feel ennui. 12. No fairies now their revels hold, Nor dare their merry pranks pursue; The prying eye, the searchlight’s glare, Have made them bid the land adieu. 13. Should you in this material age Your magic powers reveal by chance, You’d never be a moment free From scientific surveillance. 14. Besides, to ride upon your back Would outrage modern fashion’s code; To go upon a two-wheeled thing Is now considered À la mode.” 15. When thus the dame had spoke her mind, Her banker first she went to see; Then purchase made of many things, Besides a flask of eau-de-vie. 16. She meant to cross the Channel soon, And for the future had a care;— All those who travel on the sea Provision make for mal de mer. 17. Two bicycles were ordered then From Monsieur Brun de Chambray; To tell the truth, the dame on hers Looked really most distinguÉe. 18. The goose all unaccustomed was To this most curious gait, But spite of this her mistress vow’d She thought her manner was parfaite. 19. “I am an awkward creature,” Quoth the goose, “as people say; But on the water, rest assured, You’ll find me quite au fait. 20. “I know you dread the noisy ship, With all its bustle and to-do; And for the horrid smell of tar You have a natural dÉgoÛt. 21. “So let us take an open boat; The voyage is not very long. I’m sure we’ll reach the other side Without the slightest contre-temps.” 22. With courage rare the dame replied, “Your plan, I think, is for our weal; We’ll follow it without delay.” Her charming nature was facile. at sea 23. The noble, brave, and clever bird, As one may well perceive, For new and strange adventures now Was quite on the qui vive. 24. Adventures came too soon, alas! For on that self-same day A storm arose, and they were wrecked In that short traversÉe. 25. In this extremity most dire The dame takes off a wooden boot, And says, “I’ll buoy these precious bikes, And get them sometime coÛte que coÛte.” 26. For string she ravels out her hose, While briny waters saturate her; Her plan will surely win success For is it not a coup de maÎtre! 27. “Now bind together, mistress dear, Before they float away, Those oars of good Canadian pine; They are our pis aller. 28. “Your weight, supported by this frame, I have the power to draw; Nor danger fear while you retain Such admirable sang-froid.” 29. By strength of will, and wing, and web, They reached a passing man-of-war, And now to Mother Goose and bird We must say “au revoir.” |
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