When Benny wasn’t doing something silly he was very wise;

He was bigger than he was small regarding size;

His head was about as large as a piece of chalk,

And when he didn’t run he went in a walk.

Even when he walked it was on his feet,

And he never was greedy when he hadn’t anything to eat.

The way he didn’t behave himself was a disgrace;

But then he never hurt you when he bit you on your false face.