Epitaph in Tynemouth churchyard: "Wha lies here? Pate Watt, gin ye speer. Poor Pate! is that thou? Ay, by my soul, is't; But I's dead now." Epitaph composed by an old gardener at Ilderton, Northumberland, for his own tombstone: "Under this stone lies Bobbity John, Who, when alive, to the world was a wonder; And would have been so yet, had not Death in a fit Cut his soul and his body asunder." Nostradamus on the Gold-diggings.—Nostradamus (physician to Henry II. of France) has the following among his prophecies (p. 33.): "Las, qu'on verra grand peuple tourmentÉ Et la loy sainte en totale ruine, Par autres Loix toute la ChristianitÉ, Quand d'or, d'argent trouve nouvelle mine." GarenciÈres translates thus: "Alas! how a great people shall be tormented, And the holy law in an utter ruin; By other laws all christendom be troubled, When new mines of gold and silver shall be found." Whimsical Bequest.—Is the following cutting from the Ipswich Journal of January 8th, 1853, worth preserving in your pages?
The Orkneys in Pawn.—Dr. Clarke mentions a curious circumstance, which was related to him in Norway, by Bernard Auker, of Christiana. He stated that Great Britain had the Orkney Islands only in pawn. Looking over some old deeds and records, belonging to the Danish crown, at Copenhagen, Mr. Auker found that these islands were consigned to England, in lieu of a dowry for a Danish princess, married to one of our English kings, upon condition that these islands should be restored to Denmark whenever the debt for which they were pledged should be discharged. Therefore, as the price of land, and the value of money, have undergone such considerable alteration since this period, it is in the power of Denmark, for a very small sum, to claim possession of the Orkneys. Lord Duff's Toast.—Having made a considerable collection of old Scots almanacks, I find occasionally on the waste papers at the beginnings and ends some curious notes: they, however, chiefly refer to the weather, crops, fairs, and prices of corn, starting-hours of coaches, &c. I find the following toast noted on the New Scots Almanack for 1802: I send it to "N. & Q.," not knowing if it ever has been in print:
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