| "POSSESSED A LIBRARY OF FIRST EDITIONS" |
| "'THEY NEVER HAD THE FUN OF BUYING THEM'" |
| "'GUARANTEED TO HANG ONTO A GARMENT IN A GALE'" |
| "'AND SOME PEOPLE SAY WAGNER IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT'" |
| "TOMMY AND MOLLIE GAVE THE COOK A GREAT DEAL OF TROUBLE" |
| "'LET THE FATHERS LOOK AFTER THE CHILDREN AT NIGHT'" |
| "A LITTLE FIGURE CLAD IN WHITE" |
| "'I'D RATHER BE SPANKED THAN NOT NOTICED AT ALL'" |
| "'I DID NOT SMOKE UNTIL I WAS FIFTY'" |
| "'SMOKING KEEPS INSECTS FROM THE PLANTS'" |
| "THE BIBLIOMANIAC WAS INVESTIGATING THE CONTENTS OF THE LOWER SHELVES" |
| "'I PREFERRED TO PAY THE $49.50'" |
| "THE COOK HAD TAKEN WINGS ONTO HERSELF" |
| "'TWO BIG BOXES OF POTATOES, A CAN OF FRENCH PEASE, AND A BOTTLE OF SARSAPARILLA'" |
| "'THE PEOPLE DOWN-STAIRS BORROWED OUR DINING-ROOM CHAIRS'" |
| "'WHO WAS IT?' ASKED MRS. IDIOT" |
| "'I SET OFF A GIANT CRACKER UNDER HIS CHAIR'" |
| "'WOULD HANG THAT PORTRAIT UPON THE WALL OF MY BEDROOM'" |
| "'STARTED TO PREACH WITH THE RECIPE FOR A WASHINGTON PIE'" |
| "'A LITTLE BUNDLE OF MY OWN LETTERS'" |
| "'WE SPRINKLED IT IN PERSON'" |
| "'HE DISCOVERED THE ONE PERFECT STALK'" |
| "'IT WOULD DE DEUCEDLY AWKWARD ... IF THEY WOULD EXPLODE IN THE MOUTH OF THE PERSON WHO WAS EATING THEM'" |
| "SHE COULD SLAM THEM DOWN ON THE HEARTH-STONES LIKE TORPEDOES'" |
| "'THE JOYS AND WOES OF THE TOILERS WHO MINED IT'" |
| "'FOR THOUGH I'M BUT A CARPET-TACK,'" ETC. |
| "'I SHOULD HESITATE TO TRY TO DRIVE A CANAL-BOAT'" |
| "'I HAVEN'T EVER HAD A HOME; I'VE ALWAYS BOARDED'" |
| "'I FEEL THAT I COULD GO OUT AND MOW THREE ACRES OF GRASS'" |
| "'HE WOULD GO OUT DAY AFTER DAY AND SIT DOWN BESIDE IT'" |
| "'HE SHOVELS OFF A FOOT-PATH'" |
| "'SPEND A WHOLE DAY ON ONE WINDOW'" |
| "'WELL, I'M FOND OF GOLF'" |
| "'AN ANTHROPOLOGICAL TEA'" |
| "'THE BABY IS ROCKED TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT'" |
| "'POOR DICK DAWKINS ISN'T TAKEN CARE OF AT ALL'" |
| "'DR. PREACHLY ONLY GOT EIGHT PAIRS LAST XMAS'" |
| "'A CHINA DOLL TO THE DAUGHTER OF A CARPENTER'" |
| "'HULLO, SONNY! HAD A GOOD TIME?'" |
| "'I GAVE MY DOLLY AWAY TO-DAY'" |
| "'I DON'T QUITE CATCH YOUR DRIFT'" |
| "'I FELT AS IF I HAD SWALLOWED AN OVERSHOE'" |
| "'I FOUND EIGHT SANDWICHES AND A PINT OF SALTED ALMONDS'" |
| "'THEY WERE FOUND SOME DAYS LATER WHEN THE ROOM WAS PUT IN ORDER'" |
| "'THERE'S NOT MUCH MONEY IN STOCKS'" |
| "'A NICE LITTLE BASKET-HAT ON HER HEAD TO HOLD THE PINS IN'" |
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