| | | | PAGE |
| | | Foreword | 1 |
| CHAPTER | | | |
| I | | I am Born and Named | 19 |
| II | | Early Influences | 35 |
| III | | Some Reminiscences of Adam | 53 |
| IV | | Grandmother Eve | 72 |
| V | | Some Notes on Cain and Abel | 90 |
| VI | | He Confesses to Being a Poet | 110 |
| VII | | The International Marine and Zoo Flotation Company | 129 |
| VIII | | On the Extinction of the Mastodon | 148 |
| IX | | As To Women | 168 |
