CHAPTER I: CHARON MAKES A DISCOVERY
CHAPTER II: A DISPUTED AUTHORSHIP
CHAPTER III: WASHINGTON GIVES A DINNER
CHAPTER IV: HAMLET MAKES A SUGGESTION
CHAPTER V: THE HOUSE COMMITTEE DISCUSS THE POETS
CHAPTER VI: SOME THEORIES, DARWINIAN AND OTHERWISE
CHAPTER VII: A DISCUSSION AS TO LADIES' DAY
CHAPTER VIII: A DISCONTENTED SHADE
CHAPTER IX: AS TO COOKERY AND SCULPTURE
CHAPTER X: STORY-TELLERS' NIGHT
CHAPTER XI: AS TO SAURIANS AND OTHERS
CHAPTER XII: THE HOUSE-BOAT DISAPPEARS