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A merry new Ditty, wherein you may see,

The tricke of a Huswife, in every degree.

Then lend your attention while I doe unfold

As pleasant a story as you have heard told.

To the Tune of Upon a Summers time.

[63.]Draw neere you Countrey Girles

and lissen unto me,

Ile tell you here a new conceit

concerning Huswifery,

concerning Huswifery.

Three Aunts I had of late,

good Huswifes all were they,

But cruell death hath taken

the best of them away,

O the best &c—

O this was one of my Aunts,

the best of all the three,

And surely though I say it myselfe

a cleanly woman was she,

a cleanly &c.

My Uncle carelesse was

in wasting of his store,

Which made my Aunt to have a care

to looke about the more,

to looke &c—

When Winter time drew on

neere to All hollow day:

My Aunt did cast her wits about

to save her Straw and Hay.

to save &c

And like a provident woman,

as plainely did apeare,

She starv'd her Bullockes to save her Hay,

untill another yeare.

O this was one of my Aunts,

the best of all the three

And surely, though I say't myselfe

a provident woman was shee.

But as she went to see

her cattell in the fields:

When she comes home, two pound of durt

hang dragling at her heeles.

O this &c

And there she let it hang

from Candlemas to May,

And then shee tooke a hatchet in hand,

and chopt it cleane away.

O this &c

In making of a cheese

my Aunt shewed her cunning,

Such perfit skill shee had at will,

shee never used running.91

O this &c

For having strain'd her milke

in turning once about,

Shee had the best Curd that ever you saw

by the sent92 of the strayning clout.

O this &c

Shee was the choysest Nurse

that lived in all the West;

Her face was white as the charcoal flower

so was her neck and brest.

O this was one of my Aunts,

the best of all the three,

And surely, though I say't myselfe,

a cleanly good Nurse was shee.

The garments which she did weare

did shine like the brazen Crock,

And where she went, she bore such a sent

that the flyes blew in her frock.

O this &c

My Aunt so curious was,

as I to you may tell,

She used to make fat puddings

in markets for to sell.

O this &c

The smallest Candle end

my Aunt would never lose

It would helpe to make her puddings fat

with the droppings of her nose.

O this &c

Another trick she had

as I shall now declare,

Shee never swept the house,

about foure times a yeare.

O this &c

And when she swept the Hall,

the Parler or the Spence,

The dust was worth to her at least,

a shilling or 14 pence.

O this &c

One day my Aunt was set

by the fier side a spinning,

As she knew well what was to do

to wollen or to linnen.

O this &c

A change came in her minde,

her worke being in great hast,

She burn'd her Tow, her Wheele and all

because she would make no wast.

O this &c

My Aunt so patient was

of this I dare be bold,

That with her Neighbours shee

was never knowne to scolde.

O this &c

Her lips with lothsome words

she seldome would defile,

But sometimes she would whisper so loud

you might heare her half a mile

O this &c

Yet one condition more

unto you I will show,

Shee washt her dishes once a moneth,

and set them on a row.

O this &c

If other wise she had

but of a dish clout faile,

She would set them to the Dog to lick

and wipe them with his tayle.

O this &c

But to conclude in hast,

I hold it not amisse,

I love a cleanly huswife well

as may appeare by this.

O this was one of my Aunts

the best of all the three,

And surely, though I say't myselfe,

a cleanely woman was she.

L. P93

FINIS.

London. Printed for John Wright junior,94 dwelling at the upper end of the Old Baily.

90 For tune, see Appendix.

91 Rennet.

92 Scent.

93 ? Laurence Price.

94 He published from 1641 to 1683.

Astrology (in the middle of the seventeenth century) was beginning to fall into disrepute, and Butler, in Hudibras, as well as Ben Jonson in The Alchemist, satirised unmercifully both the science and its professors. The accompanying engraving "The Astrologer's Bugg Beare" refers to an eclipse of the sun, an event, which even at that time was considered of dire portent. Take the title of one tract as a sample. 95"The Shepherds Prognostication, Foretelling the sad and strange Eclipse of the Sun, which will happen on the 29 of March this present year 1652. which Eclipse will begin about eight of the Clock in the fore noon, and so continue till past the hour of eleven, which will be the dismallest day that ever was known since the year 33, when our Savior Christ suffered on the Crosse for the sins of Mankind, at which time the Seas did roare, the earth did quake, the graves did open, the temple rent from the top to the bottom, Luke 23. 45. And there was a darknesse over all the Land. This Prediction also foretells of many strange Presages and Passages which will follow after that horrible Eclipse of the Sun, and what will insue. With a perfect way whereby to avoid the insuing danger. By L. P." (? Laurence Price.) And the contents of the tract fully bears out its title.

But "L. P.," whoever he was, entered thoroughly into the joke of the thing, and, when it was all over, wrote a book, teeming with quiet satire, which was published on 9th April 1652, called—

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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