or A merry new Ditty, wherein you may see, The tricke of a Huswife, in every degree. Then lend your attention while I doe unfold As pleasant a story as you have heard told. To the Tune of Upon a Summers time. and lissen unto me, Ile tell you here a new conceit concerning Huswifery, concerning Huswifery. Three Aunts I had of late, good Huswifes all were they, But cruell death hath taken the best of them away, O the best &c— O this was one of my Aunts, the best of all the three, And surely though I say it myselfe a cleanly woman was she, a cleanly &c. My Uncle carelesse was in wasting of his store, Which made my Aunt to have a care to looke about the more, to looke &c— When Winter time drew on neere to All hollow day: My Aunt did cast her wits about to save her Straw and Hay. to save &c— And like a provident woman, as plainely did apeare, She starv'd her Bullockes to save her Hay, untill another yeare. O this was one of my Aunts, the best of all the three And surely, though I say't myselfe a provident woman was shee. But as she went to see her cattell in the fields: When she comes home, two pound of durt hang dragling at her heeles. O this &c And there she let it hang from Candlemas to May, And then shee tooke a hatchet in hand, and chopt it cleane away. O this &c In making of a cheese my Aunt shewed her cunning, Such perfit skill shee had at will, shee never used running. O this &c For having strain'd her milke in turning once about, Shee had the best Curd that ever you saw by the sent O this &c Shee was the choysest Nurse that lived in all the West; Her face was white as the charcoal flower so was her neck and brest. O this was one of my Aunts, the best of all the three, And surely, though I say't myselfe, a cleanly good Nurse was shee. The garments which she did weare did shine like the brazen Crock, And where she went, she bore such a sent that the flyes blew in her frock. O this &c My Aunt so curious was, as I to you may tell, She used to make fat puddings in markets for to sell. O this &c The smallest Candle end my Aunt would never lose It would helpe to make her puddings fat with the droppings of her nose. O this &c Another trick she had as I shall now declare, Shee never swept the house, about foure times a yeare. O this &c And when she swept the Hall, the Parler or the Spence, The dust was worth to her at least, a shilling or 14 pence. O this &c One day my Aunt was set by the fier side a spinning, As she knew well what was to do to wollen or to linnen. O this &c A change came in her minde, her worke being in great hast, She burn'd her Tow, her Wheele and all because she would make no wast. O this &c My Aunt so patient was of this I dare be bold, That with her Neighbours shee was never knowne to scolde. O this &c Her lips with lothsome words she seldome would defile, But sometimes she would whisper so loud you might heare her half a mile O this &c Yet one condition more unto you I will show, Shee washt her dishes once a moneth, and set them on a row. O this &c If other wise she had but of a dish clout faile, She would set them to the Dog to lick and wipe them with his tayle. O this &c But to conclude in hast, I hold it not amisse, I love a cleanly huswife well as may appeare by this. O this was one of my Aunts the best of all the three, And surely, though I say't myselfe, a cleanely woman was she. L. P FINIS. London. Printed for John Wright junior, Astrology (in the middle of the seventeenth century) was beginning to fall into disrepute, and Butler, in Hudibras, as well as Ben Jonson in The Alchemist, satirised unmercifully both the science and its professors. The accompanying engraving "The Astrologer's Bugg Beare" refers to an eclipse of the sun, an event, which even at that time was considered of dire portent. Take the title of one tract as a sample. But "L. P.," whoever he was, entered thoroughly into the joke of the thing, and, when it was all over, wrote a book, teeming with quiet satire, which was published on 9th April 1652, called— |