Blanche is a girl I’d hate to wed, Because of a lot Of things she said. “Excuse my French” When she says “Gee-whiz!” On the telephone: “Guess who this is.” You ask her did She like the show Or book, she’ll say, “Well, yes and no.” For the “kiddie” she Buys a “comfy” “nighty”; She says “My bestest,” And “All rightie.” “If I had no humour, I’d simply die,” Says Blanche.... I know That that’s a lie. She wouldn’t marry; “Oh, heaven forbid! “Men are such brutes!” You said it, kid. |