Blanche

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Blanche is a girl
I’d hate to wed,
Because of a lot
Of things she said.
“Excuse my French”
When she says “Gee-whiz!”
On the telephone:
“Guess who this is.”
You ask her did
She like the show
Or book, she’ll say,
“Well, yes and no.”
For the “kiddie” she
Buys a “comfy” “nighty”;
She says “My bestest,”
And “All rightie.”
“If I had no humour,
I’d simply die,”
Says Blanche.... I know
That that’s a lie.
She wouldn’t marry;
“Oh, heaven forbid!
“Men are such brutes!”
You said it, kid.
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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